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Happy Birthday to you all , I can offiically get my bus pass today ..............

Same I got up with intention of getting out , sky is near on black and rain forecast , so it’s a no from me …. Didn’t put fire on though , that’s just gay .

Dad in law disposed of very little....garage was full of crap...wouldn't throw it away, just incase it came I handy later........never did. He did dispose of a Singer car (in the 1960,s) by burying it in a hole he dug at the top of his garden...

There's always a yin for your yan, at least you won't get done for doing 23mph

At the risk of repeating myself, I'm still waiting for all you big mouthed blowhards to turn up here! I mean, what's so off-putting about riding with an old bloke who's nearly 70 and carrying a Hernia? And who rides a boring, gay moped with a top box the size of Wembley Stadium! I know that in the past Dell ended up in hospital, Lyn had to fly home cos he was so traumatised, the two XT600's headed for Africa never got past the town, Pedro got Rottweilers set on him and was then incarcerated underground, Tony the Tools went into hiding, and two of Skippy's bikes ended up fucked. But they were isolated incidents! So as nobody seems to want to show their faces then you'll just have to check out my ride reports! And dream of having the cojones to be able to do something similar! Temps were late 20's so I had to wear my very thin (and barely holding together) 25 year old jacket! You know the one I mean, the ragged blue one that makes me look like a homeless person on a bike. But on a positive note, I believe this pic is going to be on the front cover of "Rugged Individualism Monthly" in October! We've gone from Granada province, into Almeria, and we're now in Murcia....... Epic top box I know....... Always interesting things to see here...... Seems like they've had a bit of rain here as I came across some potholes full of water, and soil that had run onto the road. Then we got to the smoother stuff...... Inspirational photo I'm sure you'll agree! You don't want to break down in places like this......no mobile coverage. So not the ideal place for Indian, Chinky, or American bikes! Talking of breakdowns, this is the abandoned petrol station where I found the Beemer was belching oil out of the crankcase oil seal. Fortunately no such issues with the Honda! It just works! No drama, no fuss, and no having to ask for help on FB owners' groups! What @Skippy would give to have downpipes like these! Though what @Skippy would give to have a motorcycle that won't fuck up is probably a more relevant point. So there we are.......that's how it's done! Now who wants some of this?

Just been told i'm on my own in work tomorrow which is a result because i'm only looking at two jobs one in Pembroke and one just outside Carmarthen which means i'll be passing M&P's on the way home

Welcome your in good company here most of the members haven't been active for over a decade

what you have failed to realise is that nobody gives a shit what anybody in the uk thinks.

Mediterranean women! If I ask my Swansea girl she'd say fuck off and make it yourself!

Just more of them, you fat little shite.

Still better than your ZERO mile bimble!

I decided to go to M&P in Swansea in the marmite wagon for a run as i need a new helmet for trail riding, i'd like to say the 20mph speed limit was a pain in the arse but i can't because it didn't affect me once, what did affect me though was M&P's being shut on a Sunday now FFS so went for dinner instead

Seems we are in the right area.................for a change

Stuff your cake, this is where it’s at

I was up at 6 this morning to go out on the bike as the forecast last night said it was going to be dry until 11 this morning, guess what it hasn't stopped raining since i got up and it felt cold in the house so I've lit the fire

Hi guys! I'm Dany (aka JustaPor) and haven't been active in a forum for more than a decade I found this place thanks to @Pedro when he shared the link of his Morocco trip report. I bought a brand new 2022 CB500F (picture attached) last November. I'm currently waiting on @Pedro and @Sofia's latest ride report!

there were all sorts of ideas being bandied about regarding inviting people round for a drink etc but by the time i'd fended of a dozen phone calls wishing me happy birthday and having "done the decent thing" and waited till we'd actually finished desert with the children, I quite shamelessly ran away. I rode south into the morvan, knowing that a storm front was coming from that direction, due to arrive with us around 10 tonight. I rekoned i could ride soutwards till I see it and then turn and run for home. I didn't meet the weather change till I got as far as Chateau chinon which was about as far as i'd planned to go anyway, The horzon looked quite black and the temperature rose with the humidity in the air. I dared to pick a quick sprint westwards across the front of the oncoming weather system and the turned northwards once I realised it was moving much slower than I had anticipated, and took the twisty minor roads homewards. didn't stop for many pics cos I didn't have a camera with me, only the phone and I wasn't in the mood anyway. I got a couple when I stopped for a swig of water and onother when I stopped to plug the phone charger in. 235km 3,5h. goy home well befre the weather, but it's getting muggy now and I can hear thunder in the distanceso I'll have to go put the cover on the bike before finishing this.

Welcome. Your bike looks great, unlike the carbuncled monstrosity Pete rides

could do... @XTreme tell the mrs you'll be sleeping on the sofa for a few nights in October

Slowlycatchymonkey wasn't riding it

Why isn't that Himalyan lying in a gravel trap ...............

I went to a carvery for diner today and i was moaning to the missus they were a bit tight with the meat but i struggled to finish it all. In front of us when we were getting served were two rather robust young ladies absolutely piling the grub on their plates greedy fuckers could eat two more potato's than a starving pig never knew you could pile food that high LOL

Fair play, a decent ride report and no f*cking dead dogs this time

happy birthday ,... your all cunts birthday or not

@Sir Fallsalot......Laurie's getting desperate for pisstakes on FB. He's now resorted to giving me football results......Cardiff 2 Swansea 0.

This is why.

Why pick on me? Theres Bobo Neleg too, and Saul… an clive’s daughter allegedly… the 17th septemberists… today “Motorcycle Riders” facebook page, tomorrow The World !

You know who you are. @MooN

old enough to know better, young enough to not care. 52

your a cunt that lives on MCcunty street in cuntvilles county cunt.

“you’re”

Get in

3 mile bimble .... again

Yes i did but i always visited them on a Sunday in the past so didn't think i needed to check obviously i was wrong

So you went all the way to Swansea without checking it was going to be open? @Marcel.......Freds's making his move for your title!

All i can say is i hope @Pedro took his waterproofs with him LOL

Happy Birthday @Saul...have a great day.

Weather's nice......so I've been out for a few hours! I've got to carry this fucking place!

Same here @Saul, hammering down again

Not so nice here today.

Good luck with all that stuff! My dad has a tip obsession so if it stands still and doesn't prove it's worth in a few seconds it can go to the dump. So now almost no children photos exist, it's minimalism in the extreme