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One for @Slowlycatchymonkey! I'd seen a pair of Enfields here over the past few months always going into town.....obviously not locals. Well I ran into them in town! A Belgian couple who have a house in Almuñecar (Malaga province) but rent a cave up here during the Summer months cos it gets too busy on the coast. Very nice people......fuck knows why they're riding those sheds though!

Just had the dealer message me to say the power failure/idnition problem has been sorted and also they’ve changed the front fork oil as it was very old and not enough in the forks so I can collect it later this week.

Dany’s my good mate who started riding motorcycles a little while ago but manages to ride several times to work so gaining experience with every week. He’s good people!

He’s right you know.

In three days it will be the vernal equinox so now it's still winter, the temperature is 35C, the humidity is 13%, I just took half the fruit off my mandarin tree before the crows eat it all, life is good.

When i was in M&P's today i bumped into a friend i haven't seen in a few years who was having a tyre fitted on his bike and rear wheel bearings changed, he said he's spent about £15k fitting bling and tuning it, just looked like any other Harley to me but i'm sure buckster will spot what he wasted his cash on lol

A bloke with a CB500? We know which part of the Morocco trip he was interested in.

He does weird shit as well, usually in abandoned buildings, what do you say @Skippy?

Going a drive into the countryside, see if we can see the aurora. bet it clouds over by the time we get out there.

Managed to get to M&P today and picked up a new helmet in my defence it didn't look as loud in the shop lighting lol. Comes with a pin lock you have to fit yourself never understood that should come fitted also in the box was a bag that the helmet goes in and in that is another bag the the helmet goes in plus some blow up pillow thing haven't worked out what that is for yet. Feels light and really comfy will have to get out on the bike to see how it performs

It's ok Peter no-ones going to make you buy any bike, unless its a Honda then you absolutely must have one, they are the best bikes ever.

Well it fits alright. I’ll try it out when I go to choir later.

Did they enjoy your hopeless boomer opinions on developing countries though

The Welsh walk faster.........just as well really!

Hi guys! I'm Dany (aka JustaPor) and haven't been active in a forum for more than a decade I found this place thanks to @Pedro when he shared the link of his Morocco trip report. I bought a brand new 2022 CB500F (picture attached) last November. I'm currently waiting on @Pedro and @Sofia's latest ride report!

Phoning the samaritans comes after interacting with other forum members not before.

I was on holiday and then been a bit busy since I got back, Pete.

I stayed outside but I can report he was inside for quite some time. Looked quite flustered when he came out and a little ruffled.

Good to hear Bob it was the only one they had that was my size and didn't cost £400 plus, I was a bit pissed off with myself because when i got home i realised the TRF has a 10% discount set up with M&P and i didn't use it

Just a normal day here, done nowt....been nowhere.

Only someone who is super super gay would know that

So where are all you dickheads? On the phone to The Samaritans?

Just the dossing about and sunshine really .

Yeh , after all you live in a third world country , you would not want to get involved with other third world countries crap as well .

Is your name Russel brand now?

The air version of that works very well, Mr Slowly rates it highly, don't know about the gel one though, report back won't you.

Donkeys ago when I read he was a sex addict I remember thinking "that must be difficult looking like that, cos no-one would want to sleep with it"

You would

I’m gonna try this to see if it helps

there were all sorts of ideas being bandied about regarding inviting people round for a drink etc but by the time i'd fended of a dozen phone calls wishing me happy birthday and having "done the decent thing" and waited till we'd actually finished desert with the children, I quite shamelessly ran away. I rode south into the morvan, knowing that a storm front was coming from that direction, due to arrive with us around 10 tonight. I rekoned i could ride soutwards till I see it and then turn and run for home. I didn't meet the weather change till I got as far as Chateau chinon which was about as far as i'd planned to go anyway, The horzon looked quite black and the temperature rose with the humidity in the air. I dared to pick a quick sprint westwards across the front of the oncoming weather system and the turned northwards once I realised it was moving much slower than I had anticipated, and took the twisty minor roads homewards. didn't stop for many pics cos I didn't have a camera with me, only the phone and I wasn't in the mood anyway. I got a couple when I stopped for a swig of water and onother when I stopped to plug the phone charger in. 235km 3,5h. goy home well befre the weather, but it's getting muggy now and I can hear thunder in the distanceso I'll have to go put the cover on the bike before finishing this.

what you have failed to realise is that nobody gives a shit what anybody in the uk thinks.

Get in

Stuff your cake, this is where it’s at

My brother sent me a photo of him in the Lake District, like Fred I have no idea what sort of Harley it is. A Glide of some sort ?

Everything in the picture basically!

He wants to live next door to Alice, I mean pete

Why pick on me? Theres Bobo Neleg too, and Saul… an clive’s daughter allegedly… the 17th septemberists… today “Motorcycle Riders” facebook page, tomorrow The World !