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I did that once but when I woke up later I fell out of the bed as I forgot I was on the side with only half a leg .............

I woke up for a piss around 07:30 this morning and got back in bed on the wife's side and cwtched up behind her and said oo its like being in bed with another woman, as i don't get on that side of the bed at all, i woke up at 10:00 don't know whether she sparked me out after that comment or i fell asleep i was dead to the world

Had a little ride Stopped at the (probably) smallest church in our area, there is only about 5 House within 1 mile of it, but it is popular for weddings. Sky went very black so headed home, but a nice hour.

One for @yen_powell?

Going for a ride and super with long legs tomorrow morning...departure is at 10...I might need my long John's...I'll try to take a few discreet pictures for you perverts..

Been out on the dog all afternoon really enjoyed it didn't take a single photo though to busy riding

Cheers

I made a promise never to put another (scoot)photo in BOTM....

You forgot to tag Pete, it’s an educational post for some you know

Coffee and cake down by the river

You can’t make toast then Clive

Because I'm doing a site for an electric violin maker I've been researching more on this subject. And one name kept popping up: Lindsey Stirling Apparently in 2010 she went on America's Got Talent and got slaughtered by two horrible cunts whose names will be familiar to you! "judge Piers Morgan buzzed her. He told her: "You're not untalented, but you're not good enough, I don't think, to get away with flying through the air and trying to play the violin at the same time." Sharon Osbourne commented: "You need to be in a group. ... What you're doing is not enough to fill a theater in Vegas. Yet today she's a worldwide star!

Gay

you managed to stay awake for 16 mins watching Rugby ..... you got my respect.

Bollocks. I really should have watched the product pages YouTube tutorial strongly advising not to over sand BEFORE spending so long sanding down a dining table to a 400 grit. That's it I'm going to watch telly and see if I start caring about the end result again at some point

One of my better photos, they usual turn out shit, so I take several....before.

I knew that when I took it.

Said Pete never

He can't......because he took it in bloody portrait!

Nice one @Clive . Get it in BOTM , show all the blowhards how easy it can be ...........

I just see a church , it looks appropriately dirty for its year of construction.

I do that but I make mine wear a wig

Bugger having just toast.......full English.....minus the black pudding.

Still waiting for mine After breakfast i am off for a short ride.

Wife's out again gone to support her friend as its her first gig as a drummer in a band, the daughter has gone away with her boyfriend to mid wales for her birthday and the boy is having his end away in Bristol with his bird and i'm stuck here with you lot of boring fucks rapidly running out of beer oh what a life i live

Yes but with shops on every corner

What he really means

I've spit a bit of radiator hose with a similar internal diameter as the bar i want to fit the mount on to make up the diameter on one of the bikes and its solid foam is too soft good effort though it's almost a workshop first for you LOL

Finally got around to washing the Sled, it was minging after the trip north

She’s a bit rough and ready for most of here Ray, Pete should be in with a shout though

I've got a new gig......which ironically, given Buck's gif above, is for a hand built custom electric violin maker! Who has some elite clients including......