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Definitely a flounce but I’m staying here so I can see what you two faced back stabbing bastards are saying about me

I was waiting for someone to give me something to do, i'm on daywork today and tomorrow and first rule of day work is don't look for work let work find you

fuckmine wasn’t he branded with that name I’m off

If you flounce and stay you'll be a Flouncing Floater!

Enjoy the food

Flairs and Tank Tops still sell in Spain

I'm taking a leaf out of your book so when you start putting up bike photos i will Seriously though i'm pissed off with myself for how much of my life i'm wasting on line so going to try to ween myself off it to do more productive things. I've let so much around the house slip because i'm sat in front of a keyboard and this is what i mean i'm sat here typing this and i should be putting my boots on to go to work LOL

How you know it was Bob and Slowly .... well im fucking shocked and disgusted with the pair of em

new clothes !...... where you going to get them ... back to 1973

Take some semen too……..you won’t need it for the tests but you never know who you might bump into

Not me ..... your probably my best internet friend .

Shouldn't you be at work? ☺

Weirdo, I always carry my piss with me. You've just got to remember to release some every now and again ............

So to put it another way, Karen has given you a bollocking

And tomorrow I'm off to Granada! Don't mind so much because I need to get some clothes in the Nevada Mall...... The wife also wants to visit the Pet supermarket......and I don't mind going round those either.

Either my weather apps been hacked or we’ll all be dead soon

Sounds like a Flounce to me …

Fill yer boots ..........

You could probably start that thing with a flashlight battery...this thing is 1800cc of vtwin with 15w60 weight oil...she's a bitch to crank over if it gets below 15c...

If only......

And there's a McDonalds round the corner from the Pet supermarket!

Just been into the Medical Centre and booked my pre-op tests for Monday......no piss sample required. But in case they change their mind on the day I will be carrying some piss with me.

My Honda hasn't been started for 3 weeks......but when I hit the button on the weekend it'll instantly fire up! Did you want a vid of this happening so you can see what a real motorcycle looks like? And surprisingly it's less than a quarter of the price of yours!

21 on the forecast for Sat...I might be exchanging my pic...and grace you with another amazing American iron motorcycle....... If it starts.

The stock suspension is far better than the previous one and i thought the performance was better as in it picked up quicker and throttle response was crisper but then i remembered i had gone up one tooth on the front sprocket on the old bike i don't know what it is but everything feels better when riding it. It's definitely taller even though the spec says it's not and changing the back end of it to make it the same as the RR model has benefitted it with an air box that keeps the crap out the old old one was totally crap, if it was wet and muddy the air filter would need cleaning almost every ride. I am very happy with my decision to change the bike wish it was in the old colours though LOL I have to pick up some rad guards hopefully this weekend to finish off the protection and then i might invest in a few luxuries like a seat concepts seat and a proper LED headlight for it like a Baja designs squadron pro but those will cost around £700 so still on a wish list for now

OOOH you liar! well I maybe said i'd put the kettle on cos I know you old folk can't manage more than an hour without a cup of tea, but I wouldn't insult Pedro wit the offer of tea

I'm up to Episode 5 of "Bodies" now.......it's very good!

Didn’t know they had a Poundstretcher in there?

Ahh go on you know you want to

It's grim up north

Wot you on about I posted one just last week in an epic three line ride report So technically now they have to go back up Work schmirk, wasting time is great.

So post op do we call you Petra?

It’s just demonstrating that it is so easy to use even a woman can use it.

Gonna have to watch it again now.

the light in your pic for BOTM looks fine ..... oh no. hang on

Put ‘em back up! We’re not all retards with poor social skills that don’t understand how normal social interaction works or when to lets things lie.. mostly yeh.. but not entirely

She’s looking in appreciation as clearly it’s a man’s hand fixing the puncture.

Thats the problem with Amercians dominating GIF world there aren’t any Basil Brush gif’s saying BOOM BOOM

I was looking back and forward on the thread wondering what people were commenting about! BOTM, there’s a thread waiting for them now, don’t leave me hanging!

On a brighter note (see what I did there ), how does the new bike compare to the previous one ?

Unbelievable. My sons being students n all that have been keeping an eye on their electricity consumption and it’s been spiking once a day to around the 7-10kw mark for an hour or so. Sometimes in the middle of the night and sometimes when they’ve been down here and the place is empty. They’ve been trying to resolve the issue and have had a large list of tasks to perform. Forward three weeks… It’s the wrong meter. They’ve been paying someone else’s electricity bill.

Prepartory.....has to do with your anus....they will go through your anus to install the patch...there just checking if your dilated enough for the procedure...

Fun fact. The bike on the pub sign is still on the road.