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By the way, when you are 73 it is not “nearly 70”.

I have server space it could go on.

They aint slaves the Haribos fool them in to thinking they are friends... l

Yea but that was when your Swansea crowd arrived.

Fuckin coffin will have a top box

Of course

Nope just another little microchip implanted cos the government doesn’t believe the one you got with the vaccination is working, no-one spends that much time buying teabags and visiting abandoned buildings, it’s very suspicious.

He’s not really sure, slowed down to go over a narrow bridge which was almost a 90 degree turn to the right and saw a car coming across so he slowed a bit more to probably 20klm/h and he just sailed straight into the side of the car. He’s a very experienced rider, raced on the Isle of Man a couple of times and said the front wheel didn’t feel like it slid at all. He’s knocking on a bit now (nearly 80!) so he’s calling it a day which is a shame but he’s worried that he just lost momentary concentration. Lucky he only broke his ankle.

I heard it was like this.....

What do you call those speeches people do after someone dies. ?...a urologi? I think we should start one for Pete when he's half lucid and a foot in the grave...he could look back and remenes the good years. ..I'll start I suppose. Ya Pete was a good chap...with some questionable taste in bike like the Bm with the notorious brake problem ....even thoe he couldn't turn a wrench it never stopped him from venturing into some wasteland with dog shit everywheres and taking dumps into those abandoned homes..more to fallow...but it's all I have for now....

If you’re a goner leave a note to the wife to turn that topbox into a flower garden. If you’re stressing, it’s good to leave this sort of things written down, makes you calmer and by doing it it already helps yourself.

Of course I'll do it. But the point is you're not going to peg it. You're made of Swanea pig iron, you'll outlast us all

I'll wait until an hour after you're out of surgery

You know you are crying out for the kind of structure only my benevolent rule could bring.

He’ll need more than that just to accommodate the enormous rule book that will materialise

National holiday here today too. Mandy has booked tomorrow off work, so she's got a decent few days off. So, we're heading over the border into Spain tomorrow for a couple of nights away.

Been outside most of the morning trying to get the ticker to behave on a pug 106. Went silly after cleaning out the throttle body etc. Good old snap on diag was telling lies again. Bit soggy now so going for a shower and a sulk.

I’m so glad you are here to educate us idiots.

National holiday today in Spain......so nobody does fuck all! Same as every other day really!

Won’t happen, she is white upper middle class, if she was prosecuted and jailed then it would open the door for politicians who misappropriate millions during covid to be prosecuted as well.

We’ll there was clearly too much chlorine in your gene pool.

That is correct

The question was asked by @busabeast quite recently......what happens to the forum if something happens to me? It's a valid question considering that I'm nearly 70 and about to go into an operating theatre! After all, it's not unknown for people to go in for minor things and never make it back out! My answer to him was that it would be given to the Mods......if they want it of course. If they don't, then the option would be open to any of you who'd be interested in taking it over. Now bear in mind that at some point the current server would no longer be available as the business will no longer exist. So whoever takes it over would have to assume the financial responsibility for it. Cost? Anything between £350 to £500 per annum which would include Hosting, Software Licensing, and Domain. Of course you could offset that somewhat by running Google Ads if you wanted. As I said, the Mods have first option! But if you (or a couple of you together) want to be considered as well then post up your interest here.

yeh right ... next you'll be telling a Haggis aint a little animal the roams the Scottish Highlands looking for food

Ok here it goes- No cutty anything outy. Just pokey muscley thing back inny. How’s that?

Do they let you keep the Hernia , so you could put it in a little display box or something , so you can leave it on display in your front room ?

Buckster and Pedro? Jesus get them to do a brain scan while your in

can i have your bike ? dont want any of your clobber though.

Steak and kidney pie. The filling was my best work yet and has completely converted my steak and kidney hating son. The pastry was ok but not sterling. Using flat iron steak (chuck steak to those of us old enough not to be fooled by a rebrand) rather than bog standard stewing steak was worth every penny. Will do a cobbler top next time, yes yes I said cobbler not gobbler. Made apple crumble for pud but peeps are to full for that at the moment. Small amount of mash for me as the pie was plenty enough on it’s own.

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, I do like a bit of optimism but even you know you’re never gonna get there to find out

I'm OK with it ...has a tribute to Pete after he goes we should change the name to...Mange motorcycle rider and have a pic of Pete's mange on the front page.

Yep thought that would be your response. Educate yourself you ultracrepidarian! Or just wobble about the planet cluelessly repeating crap you’ve been spoon fed. Look at zzzak he does a lot of reading and.. oh no wait hang on

So you offered to cut your mates bush?

Well I’ve been doing some good deeds. A mate crashed his bike a couple of weeks ago and broke his ankle so I offered to help if anything needed doing………..like his bushes needed cutting……….do you think I’ll get my reward in heaven?

No , there is no need to apologise , it was in the past, no one alive now was involved and it would be happening now in other countries no matter how many apologies you made , are you going to put your hand in your pocket to pay reparations for past slavery ?

You will get bummed by midgets though.

My gen z kids are correct, you are all so hung up on sex its all you can think about

And in todays episode of Bucky saves the planet.

Thank y'all muchly. 🏍

No dummy....but orange crush pop bottles to some...

It's a great beginner bike, very easy to ride. Light clutch, good breaks, nice torque (it requires some finesse to manage the accelerator at slow speeds though). Nimble and fun to ride at slow-ish speeds and great fuel consumption. It has the downside of all naked bikes, which is getting hit by the wind quickly, but other than that I love it.