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Beach ball is a shape.

Six gets his collar felt at last......

Much better looking than the previous one but still can't understand where all the weight comes from at 195KG for a 450cc bike it must be made of osmium. Reading the bumf on it they say it's 7Ibs lighter than its predecessor, i it would be fucking hard to make it any heavier.

You’d know.

As you are ginger they have arranged a vet to do the op.

apparently some statue in Bristol.

Wanker

And today marks 18 years in Spain for us! That means I've spent 26% of my life in Spain, and for the wife it's nearly 30%. Are you missing me yet @Renegade?

The 10 year old Whirlwind has gone home!, We get 3 days to recover our strength but only have her next Monday, then she is back to school on Tuesday. Monday is a inset day, why could teachers not have the inset day during the past 2 weeks holiday.

I bet he is regretting talking shit about her bike now.

@Sofia ‘s doing his op

Good luck

I thought that too But they manufacture with indo-Asians in mind who expect to be able to fix things cheaply (ie it bends back and is easily welded) so they make a lot of it from steel.

When I hear that name I always think of Itchy Fanny!

Itchy Boots is currently riding it somewhere or other, India probably.

You skinny fecker, your wasting away there ..............

I'm back! They checked results of the tests, took blood pressure.....all was fine! And then they took measurements (not of my dick obviously). 179cms and 72kg if you must know! Which appears to be perfect..... It was the first time I'd had measurements taken for over 20 years. It seems I might have lost maybe half a cm height, and about 7 or 8 kilos in weight. I knew I was a lot lighter now because in Britain I was drinking lots of full fat milk and eating regular chip shop meals plus burgers, kebabs, eggs etc. Whereas here I eat loads of pasta, vegetables, fruit, and only white meat. Now I just wait for the call.......but they have no idea when!

You should get one, maybe you would actually ride if you had one of these.

I'd say we'd be worth £25 quid a head for the first year then double the second year.... Basically each year's subscription would go up as the more years servitude to us the more they must like it here so the more they should be paying. Then we can retire to watch our minions worshipping us

Fuckin coffin will have a top box

For all of you with an open mind and not entrenched in your brand loyalty or Western snobbery, here’s the new Himalayan 450. The spec sheet is definitely an improvement over the old model and have to say I think it’s an improvement in looks too. Im interested.

Are they blind? You fat little cunt.

Same way you think you’re 5’ 10”

gees giant haystacks is back

is this what was at the end of it ?

You can see the pound notes in his eyes.

Sounds more like a question for Herr @zzzak.

No idea what the current advice is on Covid jabs Pete. Seems theres a lot of making it up as they go along. Generally you can be re-jabbed with any vaccine after twelve weeks. So I’d guess 5 months is ample.

Absolutely!

That thing in the sky means no riding for Pete for at least a week .........

POS!

No mate and he’s only tiddler.

I don't know why people buy Iphones, they haven't done anything new since Steve Jobs died and look at the complaints, just man up and get an Android ffs.

They are now.

Are the lizard people in the forum with you at the moment ?

Of course

there will be some changes ... how much shall we charge the twats for our services.

Funny name for child but Sovereignty must be a big boy by now, thats gonna hurt.

Thank y'all muchly. 🏍

It's a great beginner bike, very easy to ride. Light clutch, good breaks, nice torque (it requires some finesse to manage the accelerator at slow speeds though). Nimble and fun to ride at slow-ish speeds and great fuel consumption. It has the downside of all naked bikes, which is getting hit by the wind quickly, but other than that I love it.

After one year of ownership... 5606 km (3483 miles), with an average consumption of 2,9lt/100km... (97mpg) and a lot of smiles!

Couldn't pass up some decent weather this last weekend....so I was off for some exercise aboard the 'Goose. Can't say enough about riding in NE Oregon....the views absolutely blow away just about anything on the left side of the state... Heading out on the east side of Elgin....after crossing the Grand Ronde river & Gordon creek here....then the long gravel uphill to the cemetery....which reminded me of just how old I'm getting....lol Fortunately, I persevered!.... Gotta be honest, @ this point I didn't have enough left in the tank to finish this climb as the cemetery is about halfway up this hill.....a destination for another time & then I'll get some pics of Mt. Harris. Needless to say, I definitely enjoyed the sprint back down this gravel hill....barely made the corner @ the bridge! Eventually eased up on the pace to stop for a water break here on the way home... My personal goal is to ride ALOT more so I can eventually justify buying a Yamaha eMtnBike & expand my range.