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How about keeping your cock in your pants ... then you wont have to keep spending your hard earned on dustbin lids

Stop making fun of my Grammer you jab freak..lol.

That was an ice-cream overdose ..................

Well if you're going to get ill best to do it when young as you do normally bounce back quicker. Seem every cold I get now takes an age to get rid of.

Yup that's normal for someone who is 5' 5" LOL

Just weighed and i'm 93.9kg with my clothes on but haven't had a good shit for a few days

Nowadays i'm skinny with a fat belly just cant shift it when i lose weight which i have this last 6 months it all goes off my arms legs and face, belly stays the same it was the first place i put weight on when i was young and it's going to be the last to go if i ever manage it

Better to be shot than use some untested vaccine....

I've done my time in the TRF , I was the Bristol group rep and sat on National exec meetings. I can't ever see myself doing that again, the politics and in-fighting did my head in. I know enough about ROW to manage by myself but for anyone new to the game then yes it's a good place to start.

do it, ill get one to , we can chuck em in the van and go stay with @boboneleg and @Sir Fallsalot

I think he probably does but keeps them hidden away, like in a cage or basement

Brother no 1 has managed a 180 pivot and is now saying he’s going to get lasting power of attorney. I’ve explained dementia can fracture families and collaboration n complete transparency is the only way to go. He seems on board with that. So good Her friend sounds to me more like she is upset about losing her to fading mental capacity but apart from her driving I don’t think she’s a danger to herself or others.. yet! God lunch tomorrow is gonna be ‘orrible, if you hear in the news about a freak tornado, thunder and lightning etc over Buckinghamshire tomorrow that’ll be her causing it

All money again, if you cant afford the track bike you will also struggle to do any regular trail riding unless your good at fixing things when they break

Have you thought about getting a proper off road bike or even a dual purpose one...and ride the piss out of it....that does get my blood moving at times.

Fuck me track days, I used to do them when I first gave up rugby, in my Saabs. I had to ditch them when my kids came along, breaking cars is an expensive hobby plus I wasn't very good. Not really unhinged enough. The being part of a team and working together for a common goal was what I missed about the rugby. The adrenaline rush was there on track days but I found I needed more than that. I get that rush now from singing solos, but I am still part of the choir or one of the lads in the team so to speak.

Yes, swallowing needles is a very common thing ...........

As opposed to being born as an adult?

I have Moose's in my dirt bike tyres never thought of eating them

My BMI was way up when I was playing for Lankelly, at 5’8” and 16 stone. Not claiming body perfection but I was carrying much more muscle then. Front row obviously. Only played in Cornwall 1, level 9, I think but nobody really talked about that then.

Well hold on....we're still waiting on Buckster to take the test..it's not a easy test..this guy didn't even get one answer right.

Yes you will need your own bike but there are trial riding experiences that supply you a bike if you wanted to try before you buy, the TRF is just a group who help keep the lanes open and will fight the corner of their members if accused of riding illegally when their not and if your in a good group will invite you on organised rides and show you around.

Your right there Bob i left the TRF many years ago because the politics were fucking ridiculous for what is just an organised group with like minded people who want to ride bikes off road legally. But the south wales group is now very different there is no noticeable click. i'm one of the admin on the group page and assistant rights of way officer which is a position i would never have seen myself with in the old group, In fact the south wales group is so successful we've had the top TRF boffin's poking their noses in to try and see what it is we are doing that is making the group so successful. Anyone can see it is because we as a group are not clicky and closed off and wary of new comers and share GPX routes on the page something no other group is willing to do

Redneck Wannabe Royal Enfield storage area BMW oil leak protector Dog chilling out Gayboy Booties Six's oral sex receptacle

I always shit by myself, I don't want company in the toilet....it's my reading room.

No thanks ....to much of a workload and I'd have to moderate the shit I post...it wouldn't be the same...

you didn't get bought by an African women about 20 years ago did you ?

This is the sort of innovation we need! Pity you didn't get the Mod gig Marcel!

Hollyshit....no wonder at time this place feels like dementia colony...

There are good groups and bad groups, I think Fred's group (South Wales TRF ) are pretty active but as a whole the TRF is a bit like the government . The closer you get to the top , the more likely you are to meet the knobbers.

So feckin awful I cant stop laughing

Did have but it was a serious fucked up retard ... some African women wanted it, so sold the twat ... and the money paid for a 4 week holiday to Florida, happy days

There's always that alternative Lifestyle Choice that your Home Secretary mentioned Clive?

All UK folks around here now i think, but it can be hard to keep track, as several houses have new tenants every 6 months or so. But we are doing ok, our street has not been on Police Interceptors tv programme for over a year.

I dunno I think a bike and the TRF might be a good thrill route. You’ve played rugby for a long time so your coordination will be good. Plus you do know how to fix a bike. I was really shocked the fist time I saw Mr Slowly on an off road bike not that long ago. He had almost zero experience (apart from a little bike when he was 13 that was stolen within a year and never replaced) but he shifted his weight and reacted to what was in front of him like someone who had ridden for yonks. Tbh I was a little jealous Give it a go. You might get the fix you’re after. It’s definitely good for your head.

We are close in our own way. We were brought up to never hold back, shown that complete honesty even if brutal is the only way to go. Consequently things can blow up to the highest level very quickly but it does generally mean we always know where the other ones coming from and what they think, normally it’s resolved pretty quickly. Personally I think it’s a great way to be because everything is out in the open. I see other families relationships where they tend to quietly seethe and it’s just not good. I’ve watched a 1000 different variations of dementia over the years and it’s always awful. There’s resentment from the ‘child’ thats doing the majority of the leg work and mistrust from the ones who aren’t there doing the work but feeling the need to intervene and be included whilst wondering if they are being swindled or frozen out. All whilst watching a person slowly die, and they lose them twice. I’ll be damned if I’m going to lose them in this process so if I’m going into this hellfire, they are coming with me!

Yeah well if I sold the busa I'd get maybe 6 or 7k and the rsv would be 3-3.5k so I'd have the money once they were sold but then I still would only have the same amount of time available which is the grand total of fuck all atm so a game of rugby every few weeks it is to keep my head straight

Stop your moaning you never see me moaning when i get a ticket you just have to take it like a man

Well my day has got a bit shitty and tomorrow will be even shittier. My Dad won’t go and see how my mums doing because his dog has a heart condition- yep that really is his final excuse. Brother number one who I generally have a very good relationship with got nasty and told me I should take care of all of it as he can’t/won’t so I think we have now fallen out as he has not replied to my text asking whats up. Brother number two who I reconciled with only a few weeks ago has said he’s prepared to share the care burden and we are going to see her tomorrow so thats something. Except my little bro who is prepared to share the burden is in her bad books for no real reason other than she doesn’t like his wife (he rang her yesterday 9 times, text her 3 times and got no reply) so when we turn up tomoz it’s going to seem like an ambush. I rang her yesterday and she sounded confused but functioning and has had a “big argument” with her bestie, they are no longer talking. She wouldn't say why but I know this is because the bestie was going to try and tell her how it is and theres absolutely no way she’ll accept it, if you dare broach the subject of forgetfulness she gets very aggressive. I’m going to have to do a dementia assessment without her catching on and she’s somehow both demented and sharp so whoopie they’ll be no Happy Sunday post from me tomoz Oh and just for a little icing on the cake it’s a 4 1/2 hour round trip that is likely the first of many for someone that none of us like. Right I’m off to converse with her concerned friends to see if they are overreacting or she is truly a danger to herself.

Are you on the rag?

I though you would have something better for me this morning to make it a small challenge for my huge brain...since you got the mod gig ...you haven't been the same....heck most time I fid you boring now...

So you got a prick in your mouth?

Honestly I think his hips ache and he uses me as a foot stall

1% closer to chimpanzee than the rest of us.

I had a pass out today and the weather was taking a slight pause between storms so I had a look at the forecast to see which direction to go. East looked best so off to Wiltshire but where should I go ? On the far side of Calne I've passed a 'Motor Museum' sign countless times so a quick look on the net confirmed that it was open. It took about an hour to get there and probably because of the shitty weather it turned out that I had the place to myself. This couple are the original owners, unfortunately they've both passed on now so the museum is governed by a trust............. and this car was the first one to enter their collection which eventually became the museum, it's a 1937 Buick Albermarle.............. Th

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That's a nice looking machine wonder of they will do a dual sport version and looking at the specs this is a prime example of why i can't get my head around the weight of the Himalayan. it's 151KG and 650cc that's 44KG less than the new Himalayan why ? To sum it up Ducati Himalayan