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Out for a bimble after my night shift.

I'm not sure how wanking is going to help you keep up........but what do I know?

There were Wooly Mammoths in St Fagans when @Renegade was a boy

Riding God Alert!

The only things you pick up quickly are cheeseburgers.

He never does fuck all anyway. His racing career consisted of just one track day..... and the only thing he achieved was getting lapped on the warm up lap.

He won’t be allowed to do fuck all now he’s got another sprog on the way

What the f*ck is a wizel ?

Hear this @Sir Fallsalot.......he reckons you won't shake him off when you're off-road? We need @boboneleg following behind him with a GoPro so we can all enjoy the carnage!

no there are bears in there doing you know what

So I went out on the bike to ecp and time constraints meant it was straight back home to pick up the sprog

Did you do the ride after you went swimming

Got out today to try my new seat out ended up the same place as last weekend but with much more time to play with so rode most of the lanes in the area, spent over five hours riding and cannot believe how much difference there is between the stock seat and the seat concepts one, I got home with no monkey butt whatsoever, only regret is i should have gone for the standard height seat instead of the low one there's about 25mm difference between them, the low one is ultra comfy so the standard height one must be like an armchair. Almost every lane had water running along them took some photos of the best of them. The heavens opened in the afternoon but it didn't matter as i was on my way home and everything was soaking anyway. The low sun flickering through the trees and glaring off the water on the roads and trails made riding difficult in places as i couldn't see where i was going, Thoroughly enjoying the new bike even though its the same it rides different just seems easier to ride. Some wet photos of the day. looking down to where i am in the photo above And this is why i have such a heavy pipe guard gave it a hell of a donk on a rock, pipe would have needed blowing out it it wasn't fitted for sure This was last weekends outing but the same lane ridden today, made sure i missed the rock today

Oi ! I'm still a boy.

Everyone who is a chubby cunt.

Getting raped by Marcel?

No, we didn't have turkey necked animal rapists wandering around.

They couldn't lose us, it's only 20mph speed limits in Wales now, we're able to ride quicker here

How many different species have you raped?

Any dead prostitutes in the lay by?

Do you take sandwiches or are there cafes in the woods ?

The Good Old Days! I can remember when me and @Renegade watched the Hindenburg go down! @zzzak was there as well.....I remember him saying the Illuminati had done it!

A warning regarding Welsh lamb sold in England.

What with storm Ciara and then Domingo the atlantic depressions and the shitty weather they generate here, despite being 500 kilo;eters inland fro; the atlantic, were causing my own minin depression so I said " merde!" to it and profiting from an easing of the wind and rain, geared up and went for ride. I actually managed to dodge most of the rain, though not al of it, and rode on either bone dry windswept roads or half flooded windswept roads having arrived after the deluge. In fact, it was all so windswept that I have a windswept hair look INSIDE my helmet... I managed to do 140 ish km mostly around the backroads. I took a couple of pics while it wasn't raining. 12 century North gate in Joigny

Couple of showers but nothing much. Going to be good tomorrow as well.

I've got no illusions that if you both just went for it you'd lose me but I pick things up relatively quickly so I think I could hold my own

I suppose he'll just have to settle for coming over here and showing me how it's done Bob!

Remember I'm not some unfit old codger, I've no bother with riding offroad... yes I've never been off road apart from mountain biking when I was younger and I wasn't bad at it so I have an idea of what I'm doing. As said if Bob or Fred would be willing to lend me one of their spares I'd gladly take them up on the offer. I unlike you don't shy away from water

sing along @Marcel

You sound experienced in the art of animal anal rape.

He's only done half a job then , you just can't get the staff you know .

Take that pair of morons @Six30 and @busabeast with you! And lose them somewhere!

Afternoon at Leeds castle , big fire work display in a bit

That would look good in my van

At least its not genital warts and crabs like you pick up from your gay club meetings

I just wouldn’t bother on that weather, good for you!

I like the Viper, comfy with built in coms. Bit noisy for any sort of fast travelling but ok for local stuff.

No offence but Fred would probably lose you by the third lane, for me it would probably take five lanes Being fit means nothing if you can't read the ground/conditions and that only comes with experience.

You called.....

I stand corrected.....the Bison farm and shop are still in business. https://www.bisons.org/

We had a place that reared Bison about 25 miles away, that sold their meat for human consumption, but it went bust about 20 years ago. Not much chance of getting Moose meat in the UK now.

Yeh..Deer meat, I don't like Duck either, game meat a bit to strong for my delicate palette

That is a very big possibility, I always use the auto release with the handbrake and I'm going to bet that it's slightly on the sticky side and doesn't quite release the brakes properly so they could well be on ever so slightly without me realising, if so then a 4 way caliper rebuild would be on the way to make sure they are working properly

Just humour Pedro. You and Buckster would make a fabulous welcoming committee