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Out for a bimble after my night shift.

There were Wooly Mammoths in St Fagans when @Renegade was a boy

I'm not sure how wanking is going to help you keep up........but what do I know?

Riding God Alert!

The only things you pick up quickly are cheeseburgers.

Everyone who is a chubby cunt.

He never does fuck all anyway. His racing career consisted of just one track day..... and the only thing he achieved was getting lapped on the warm up lap.

He won’t be allowed to do fuck all now he’s got another sprog on the way

What the f*ck is a wizel ?

Hear this @Sir Fallsalot.......he reckons you won't shake him off when you're off-road? We need @boboneleg following behind him with a GoPro so we can all enjoy the carnage!

No, we didn't have turkey necked animal rapists wandering around.

no there are bears in there doing you know what

So I went out on the bike to ecp and time constraints meant it was straight back home to pick up the sprog

Did you do the ride after you went swimming

Found a pic of Pete and Ren...in there prime.

Got out today to try my new seat out ended up the same place as last weekend but with much more time to play with so rode most of the lanes in the area, spent over five hours riding and cannot believe how much difference there is between the stock seat and the seat concepts one, I got home with no monkey butt whatsoever, only regret is i should have gone for the standard height seat instead of the low one there's about 25mm difference between them, the low one is ultra comfy so the standard height one must be like an armchair. Almost every lane had water running along them took some photos of the best of them. The heavens opened in the afternoon but it didn't matter as i was on my way home and everything was soaking anyway. The low sun flickering through the trees and glaring off the water on the roads and trails made riding difficult in places as i couldn't see where i was going, Thoroughly enjoying the new bike even though its the same it rides different just seems easier to ride. Some wet photos of the day. looking down to where i am in the photo above And this is why i have such a heavy pipe guard gave it a hell of a donk on a rock, pipe would have needed blowing out it it wasn't fitted for sure This was last weekends outing but the same lane ridden today, made sure i missed the rock today

Oi ! I'm still a boy.

It's just checking you out if to see if you'd make a meal....probably would deceide your to skinny....on the other hand busabeast would be in mortal danger....this things loves blubber...

Getting raped by Marcel?

They couldn't lose us, it's only 20mph speed limits in Wales now, we're able to ride quicker here

There we go again...I knew it...you twats raped all those animals to death...you should be ashamed of yourself.

How many different species have you raped?

Any dead prostitutes in the lay by?

Do you take sandwiches or are there cafes in the woods ?

The Good Old Days! I can remember when me and @Renegade watched the Hindenburg go down! @zzzak was there as well.....I remember him saying the Illuminati had done it!

A warning regarding Welsh lamb sold in England.

What with storm Ciara and then Domingo the atlantic depressions and the shitty weather they generate here, despite being 500 kilo;eters inland fro; the atlantic, were causing my own minin depression so I said " merde!" to it and profiting from an easing of the wind and rain, geared up and went for ride. I actually managed to dodge most of the rain, though not al of it, and rode on either bone dry windswept roads or half flooded windswept roads having arrived after the deluge. In fact, it was all so windswept that I have a windswept hair look INSIDE my helmet... I managed to do 140 ish km mostly around the backroads. I took a couple of pics while it wasn't raining. 12 century North gate in Joigny

Couple of showers but nothing much. Going to be good tomorrow as well.

I've got no illusions that if you both just went for it you'd lose me but I pick things up relatively quickly so I think I could hold my own

I suppose he'll just have to settle for coming over here and showing me how it's done Bob!

It looks like a polar bear...but much smaller...ferocious little things they are..

Remember I'm not some unfit old codger, I've no bother with riding offroad... yes I've never been off road apart from mountain biking when I was younger and I wasn't bad at it so I have an idea of what I'm doing. As said if Bob or Fred would be willing to lend me one of their spares I'd gladly take them up on the offer. I unlike you don't shy away from water

Your missing lot's...Lynx...bobcats..Wolverine..wizels..just to name a few....bald eagles are making a comeback...turkey vultures also.

It would be like for you guys who never venture out of the Uk to travel back in time to walk in these forest..

No, he's just fat.

Ya he seems to be obsessed by it....I bet he has a couple of sheep's locked up in his shed

sing along @Marcel

You sound experienced in the art of animal anal rape.

What I see alot around here...we're in Salt belt so might be different ...pads tend to seize up where the sitt ...so every time you apply the brakes they don't release fully..

He's only done half a job then , you just can't get the staff you know .

Take that pair of morons @Six30 and @busabeast with you! And lose them somewhere!

Afternoon at Leeds castle , big fire work display in a bit

That would look good in my van

Yeh..Deer meat, I don't like Duck either, game meat a bit to strong for my delicate palette