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Bollocks to all this politics, you can look at my motorcycle instead! Had a little bimble over to Trebes, which is in the foothills of the Corbieres. It was slightly chilly when I set off, but it warmed up a bit on the way back. I didn't actually go into Trebes castle, I'm saving that for a visit with Mandy, and to do a bit of a walk in the gorge there too. The roads were pretty quiet once I'd got past Narbonne, so it was a nice ride.

conservatives are useless ..no backbone .... Labour are even worse , starmer dont even know the difference between a man and a women for fuck sake

I didn't know we had a new politics rule and the worst offender is the one who made the rule

Easy there bob .. you know how touchy @Sir Fallsalot is about photoshop... i talked him out of flouncing recently cause of the mocking one of his photos

You couldn't make it up could you , what a bunch of feckin incestuous w*nkers

He is out of his room again!

What the fuck... Who's going to what you're wrinkly old wrigglers..... thats assuming they actually wriggle anymore

Sir sir it was him

Six started it!

Lol. No, it's just my crappy Chinese phone doing its own thing, Bob!

None of the parties are any good.

Slowlycatchymonkey can certified my claims of having superior genes ....and im sure if she was single and of child bearing age...she would take this offer real seriously.

Well yes in a way...but not only that...I'm a certified alpha male..those who know anything I can show a pic of my left hand by the length of my fingers...I have above average intelligence..successful in what ever I undertake...but I'm also afraid ...what if my seed turn out a Khan from startrek?

Hey Hey ! A few wrinkles never hurt anyone...I asure you my tadpoles are still has potent has ever...A male never looses the ability to reproduce.... I figure i have lots offer..and if there was a grading system for spermarket...it would be a least A+.

dont need to imagine it ...

Also have a trawl around Temu, and the like, there is bound to be a suitable shroud for not much.

Lovely photos Bob, do you have @Sir Fallsalot with you as some of them look slightly photoshopped

Just seen on Twitter that the pig fucker is back!

Mature … that’s a word you won’t find in your search history .

It would seem you a hell of a lot more rumbled than zakkk too, time for a chill pill I think, we don't want this behaviour putting off the floods of new signees to the forum

Here in Oz it's either us or the koalas, can you believe how stupid these c*nts are, for myself living in a koala breeding area I find myself at a complete loss as to the agenda behind these crimes against nature, these climatologists really are brain dead, here's a local koala, handsome fellow, and these morons want to kill them off in a gigantic area to install useless solar panels for what, the panels that are made in China using coal fired energy do SFA and have a limited life, that's when they work at all, then they need to use large amounts of oil powered energy to replace them, they don't recycle well at all so there's more oil needed for that and all the while they stand around congratulating each other for their vision, wokeness and political correctness when in reality they make a goldfish look like Einstein and he wasn't even clever when you look into it, did you know that he was a patent clerk in Vienna and stole E=MC^2 from an Italian mathematician, true story, take a look at it and ask yourself what is the real agenda. The real problem is the morons who support this shit, like the ones that think that giving your hard earned money to the government will change the weather, can you believe it, its as stupid as saying that man went to the Moon but we 'lost' the technology and now its to 'painful' to find it again, fuck me.

And this. didnt last long.

Are you still wearing the little hat with the propellor on it ?

One of my mates down in stortford has a 3d printer if needed im sure for a drink I could get him to make you something, all you'd need to do is email me over your requirements with sizes and could get something made up

No but he spent time with Elton.

I know its a faf but if it was me I'd make a cardboard shroud for it and test different sizes and shapes then once you get one that you like and that works best for you then you should be able to get something made out of plastic to your specs if there's an injection moulding place anywhere near you, or you could get a 3d printer and design a shroud so it prevents the glare

I've just installed the Tom Tom Go Ride app......I'll give that a try next time!

I think @Slowlycatchymonkey might disagree with you there!

Had to make a very minor adjustment to the position of the Quadlock mount on the support bar.....now it's lined up perfectly. Still got to try and figure out a way to make it more visible when the conditions are bright. After all, I'm never going to be out riding it when the conditions are not bright! And yes.......the screen has now been cleaned!

I spent a lot of time in a carpentry place once, and dust managed to get into my phone and make the lens dirty from the inside. It can happen.

Yes, the skies were pretty nice. It wasn't foggy, so I think that you're right, the lens on the phone was a bit grubby. Either that, or the phone camera optics don't like the vibration from the phone mount on the bars.

How long before he drops the country in the shit and does a runner.......................again?

Well lookee here, these imbeciles don't even know what sex they are, ffs.

Followed by this in honour of @Marcel's girlfriend.

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