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I’m under no illusions about the practicality of this bike but my god look at it. Just stunning and that green straight from the 1970’s. The sound they make is something to behold. Perfect for me, if I ever come into enough money to have a toy collection this would right at the top of the list. Come on then what floats your two wheeled boat so to speak. Not something you would necessarily want to ride everyday but something that just ticks the box.

There are quite a few that I’ve owned that I thought were drop dead gorgeous but………..there’s something vicious about a TL1000S that just gives me a fatty softy.

Haven't you read his posts he can't walk i thought he was just a lazy fucker not disabled, if he were still in the UK there would be a government benefit of some kind available for those feet

I have seen some weird shit on here, but this thread is right up there

This , it's not a factory bike but something that a guy in Wales made to resemble to original offering from Honda. I could kick myself for not buying it when it was on sale .

wow ... what an offer , i bet @Slowlycatchymonkey is gutted she's not single and of child bearing age .

I do get that now but at the time I was looking enviously at them I was riding a 1978 R100RS that was heavy as fuck and handled like a pig, plus also didn't stop that well and had a tractors gearbox. But apart from that I loved it

Weird fucking day, got a phone call this morning telling me my other uncle has sepsis which it doesn't look like he will recover from. Dangerous time of year for my male relatives. On a positive My Boy, who is 19 with several issues, as a result of his past and other stuff started his 3rd day on his McJob, which he likes. Doesn't sound much but believe me for us it's huge, to think he can and probably will become a positive member of society and finally make a life for himself. Something that has been in doubt for years. Been playing bikes to cheer myself up, been a roller coaster of a day.

Your toes got squashed together before they amputated the 6th one

I'm supposed to start walking after I have the Hernia op. i suggested to the wife that a good location might be Granada city centre to walk around the bike shops! There's 16 of them after all..... Unfortunately she didn't thing that was a good idea!

Was you in The Hobbit ?

Yeh,the shallow end

He is out of his room again!

I have been adding some stuff, which to be honest should have been there as standard. bit pissed off really as I managed to scratch the paint off the singing arm. Get some touch up at the weekend but still a pisser.

Can’t argue about a Hayabusa!……..’kin hard work around Donnington Park though.

To me, the best looking travel bike there is:

It's Distal Phalanges Solar Distortion. The only cure is they never see daylight again. Well that will cure it for us any road.

It really is bike dependent there are so many variables to what is right or wrong. Take a 125 for instance that will live in the upper parts of its rev range because its of a small capacity where as a bike with an engine at the bigger ends of the scale will 1. Rev lower and 2. Not need to be revved as hard to get the same results. It all too depends on the types of engines that the bike uses, single, parallel twin or v twin and a 3cyl or 4 cylinder they will all make their peak torque and power at massively different points of their respective rev ranges. Long and short is change gear where your bike feels sweetest and don't take any notice of shit like that

My last Jack russell had seven toes on one hind leg and six and a bit on the other, we had them chopped off when she had her dew claws done. She was an absolute extreme psycho killer, even by Jack Russell standards, Never had any vermin, or anything else, around the place when we had her.

It's a shame it was on it's way to become a classic..and Pete had to fuck it up with his deformed feet..

I'm incapable of farkling without professional assistance!

Going to the pub 🍽 25% off meals on a Tuesday lunchtime...

You want to see deformed? What's the diagnosis @Slowlycatchymonkey?

Any one else think that marcel is looking after a hotel over winter.....

Stop yer bloody moaning and get out for a ride, this is what we've got .............

It's actually a NX650 (Dominator) made to look like one of the XL600 Paris-Dakar bikes . He made several versions of them ................ https://www.bikebound.com/tag/andrew-greenland/

I didn't know we had a new politics rule and the worst offender is the one who made the rule

Would it be considered a sin if I made a donation or a few donation at the local spermBank...?

I take all his videos with a pinch of salt , he recently tried to convince us all that Goretex is shit............. Oh yeah, I'll stick to goretex mate while you just carry on getting wet

I would say my diagnosis would be inbreeding ...what the hell !! I bet you don't wear sandels at the beach..

GPZ 750 TURBO

I wouldn't lug a bike anyway......I'm more interested in revving the shit out of a bike cos it's good for it.

5252 rpm is where the torque and horsepower curves cross on petrol engines. Between there and 6000 rpm the torque will start to drop away. Saul is correct about avoiding lugging the motor but between 4000 and 6000 rpm is the sweet spot.

Not enough rock/Prog here recently!

That is a stunning motor which is high on my list to.

TODAYS SPECIAL .. Hairy pie, chips and a side salad

XL600 with a sexy dress? Nice looking bike.

Nice try....that's my hand...you twat....you photoshoped a pic of my hand in front of your PC screen ...

Marcel if you keep practicing you'll populate a planet.

Well if we're getting funky,

My left little finger is longer than yours.....so I'm obviously the Alpha here! And a real Alpha wouldn't lose his head over a bird like you did with BikerBabe!

Hey Hey ! A few wrinkles never hurt anyone...I asure you my tadpoles are still has potent has ever...A male never looses the ability to reproduce.... I figure i have lots offer..and if there was a grading system for spermarket...it would be a least A+.

What the fuck... Who's going to what you're wrinkly old wrigglers..... thats assuming they actually wriggle anymore

Sir sir it was him