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Last time out on the dominator the bloody throttle was sticking. Found the prob. Rusty lump on the bend in the outer so that's now in the bin. Found one near enough to do the job for now but also noticed the leaky fork leg is a bit wetter than the norm so more money and work needed.

Don't worry guys, you've got November Bike Of The Month to look forward to. Submissions will start tomorrow, and as always it'll be such an exciting event it'll lift your spirits high above mundane issues like politics and existencial dispair.

@busapussy would have blown everyone into the weeds if he had one back in the day. As it is all he does now is blow everyone in the truck stop.

Unless the man is riding a shit bike LOL

I went over to Triumph Montpellier on Saturday for a ride out and to have a look to see what they've got in at the moment. I expressed an interest in the Tiger Sport 850. The salesman sat us down and did some number crunching. The result of which gave me a real belly laugh, so I don't think that I'll be buying a new bike, or any bike, off them in the foreseeable future!

Had my new log burner fitted today... im thinking it should of had some sort of securing bracket fitted to the roof

Hey Pete! Do you want your stalker back?

I can honestly say that I'm enjoying my retirement ........

I'm currently sat in the Dr's waiting room because this cough/chest infection isn't shifting so I need to get something done about it. Then off to get the daughter from nursery

I'm sending this to Buck for the holidays ....

Go out!..on my own!....twice per day!.....wife would think that I have another woman.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, can you imagine how you'd fare with @Buckster on the other end of the phone ???

Oh indeed, I'd go mad if I had nothing to do. Inbetween jobs I did volunteer work, I need something to keep everything moving.

I've heard there's a Manic Depressive's forum that's very similar!

Get your finger out, get a coffee flask, go for a spin, and take a picture.

Think I would put more trust in the Kray twins ( if they were alive) than the shambles we have here, be it Con or Labour..

I've been gradually cutting things back over the last few years.....I do just enough to keep my head above water and not enough to burn me out.

Had a Vindaloo last night and now my arse really stings… I couldn’t afford to pay the bill and the chef bummed me

Long Live the Blue hue....

Another top play for TOTY

When I was the tender age of 17 and had a gixxer 550, one of my mates had a faired 350 ypvs. It was quicker at the bottom end than my gixxer but I reeled him in as we picked up speed, handling was pretty much on par but the yam had a point at which it would throw a mega tank slapper while the gixxer was grinding the pegs. He was always able to recover the tank slapper but it shit him up every time.

Get ready boys...you're gonna be seeing some atv ride reports...

I'm gonna get some indian stickers to put on it..I pulled the trigger on it...only 1421km...the fellow had bought a side by side and the 4 wheeler wasn't being use....it will make the long winter pass by faster I think...I just can't sitt around the house on weekends...

fixed

Yeap, legal aid too.

Exactly! In my case that'll be working forever! Though I've dramatically reduced it in recent years.

Samaritans?

Stop!..Halt!....getting political..... I will say no more....might get a warning about it.

You're thinking of them as a Government that are in place to serve the people.....whereas they're just a criminal cartel existing under the guise of a Government.

Bender & Fryer Mk2.

Yeh..it is not the fun filled laugh a minute retirement i was hoping for. Only good thing is I get 8 hours kip, and a lay in each day. Keep up the work @XTreme...this time next year you will be a millionaire, if your not already!

The older you get, the faster they pass. Today....no plans. Tuesday....a.hour out to Asda. Wednesday...no plans. Thursday...hospital appointment. Friday.....doing nothing. Next weekend will be more of the same. Retirement is such fun.

Oh yeh.....it's a cross I have to bear Bob!

not long before the likes of @Buckster and @Marcel are being chucked off tall buildings because of their sexual preferences

Not been out on the scoot this month, so no entry from me...........like there ever was. Good luck to the entries, and @XTreme.

Sunak, Braverman, Khan......I think you are already!

nice knowing you .

I told you it would get to you! I get pissed off that I'm still having to work......but I'd be even more pissed off if I had nothing to do. You can't win can you?

1990 Kawasaki ZXR 400 and 1991 Kawasaki ZXR 400. My cousin had the 1990, it was the first motorcycle I sat on as a Kid. One of his best friends bought the 1991 model. The used to take me to school on them. These 2 bikes gave me (an 11 year old kid) the "Bike Bug". Loved motorcycles since those days! After all these years i still find them beautiful!

I hadn't done these for some time, but I wanted to check out the Tom Tom Rider Android app in different environments. I found it better to use than Google Maps......but screen visibility is still difficult in bright sunlight. Standing it upright made no difference either. The weather is still really weird here.....23C today and I got quite warm cos you don't get up to much speed on these canal paths. The view out onto the main road to Castril! I found some water..... This is where the canal goes into a bridge ......not that there's any water in there of course. And I reckon I could have BOTM in the bag with this one......if there's any justice. But of course, there isn't any justice where I'm concerned.......so I'll just have to be content with making up the numbers! It's a Man's Life on a modern CB500X!

Us saying goodbye to @XTreme

Before you ask, yes I have zip ties holding my phone in place. This is what happened to my previous phone who jumped off the Bike and got crushed by a car (or several) or even a lorry.

In the late 80's we were at the Shepton Mallet bike show and one of the girls with us was joking about entering the wet T shirt competition, all her friends egged her on to do it so she entered but didn't win and what a lovely pair of tits she had LOL Then all her so called friends turned on her calling her a slag i couldn't believe how bitchy women could be, anyway ever since then the girl who entered the wet T shirt completion has been know as Shepton Mallet Sian

Not got a tent (dont bloody want one )...hardly drink (lightweight me ) and can't hear the music, so I feel it may be a waste of my time.

https://www.classicmagazines.co.uk/product/show/id/13?utm_source=newark&utm_medium=banner&utm_term=newark&utm_campaign=show Might give this a whirl.

and don't get me started on who decided eggs were a good idea, eating something brown that a chicken squeezed out of its arse?