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You shouldn’t get fuck all from over here

No that’s you looking at instructions to drill two holes to put a shelf up

That told you , bl**dy gammon

Lee is lubing my bobbins

What are the chances your videos will be used by Hollywood to edit a big production for cinema?

Waiting

2C when I set out this morning. There was ice on the car when I got my bike out of the garage. Took the non-ebike, as I'm trying to alternate them. The early part of the route was a bit of a struggle, as there is a reasonably long incline to where I took the photos. The rest of the route was OK, but I think that I should have checked the tyre pressures before I left home, because the bike seemed to be taking more effort than usual. I'll get fit, even if it kills me!

That's you that is!

It's not the Dole or the Social you annoying cunt. It's money that the person has paid in throughout their working life. Braindead Gammons like yourself actually benefit from people like me being abroad.......because our Healthcare is covered by Spain, not the UK. So there's less physical and financial pressures on the NHS! You know......the NHS that's being sold off bit by bit for the personal profit of the Eton criminal cartel that the likes of you consider to be kindred spirits!

I do tend to skim over your posts it has to be said!

whats he waiting for a haircut ?

Get Daniel Day Lewis to play you, Pete. Not many people can do the accent of a Welshman after 20 years of speaking Spanish on the street.

Damerells are pretty good but they don't cut hair yet, we were waiting for them to finish his service. My Mrs is a hairdresser and you sound just like her, she can't wait to scalp him.

Fixed Fixed.... We see now who wears the pants in the relationship.

Ok Boomer ...

He won't understand it unless Rupert Murdoch or some cunt with a posh voice tells him.

Oh the lives of the rich and (in) famous!..money just flows in ...you had your winter fuel payment yet?..or don't you get it in the balmy Med area?

Just received the tax rebate for 2022.....€1039.36! I was hoping for a bit more, but I can live with it.

knew it reminded me of something.

They need an off-road legend to compete with it, is @busapussy available?

Forget Spanish, it’s Welshman after 20 years in Andaluzia, it’ll give the talented man a headache.

Presenting Pete's dago anal destruction on the plains of desolation coming to a cinema near you

Spain, The True Story of Welsh Infiltration.

Is this the tomorrow that never comes you said that yesterday LOL

Border Force off Meva looking for black Fish.

The wife handles all such tasks! I'm the cerebral one.....she's the practical one!

BMW never sold it for Motocross though, did they? What I meant is that taking on Honda and Yamaha and KTM and Husqvarna on what is a 250 race bike coming from an unknown brand needs, it needs the engine to be faster and better than the others from stock or else there's no point. The engine on those BMW 450, as well as the X650 challenge bike were not good at all, were they? All I ever hear about them were serious design and manufacturing flaws. Plus, the 250 motocross class is what, the most demanding class for engines?

She has, and it is right, the date she left the UK it was frozen at that payment... There again she ain't short of a Dollar or 2.

It must, only way to enter that class is with a top engine, otherwise it's dead in the water.

Press stud maybe.

You don't take it out full stop!

Taken 1 year ago to the day....still hard to believe we had that much snow! This year it's been cold, dry & windy with an 8 deg f temp this morning...

My mrs is going to get bashed in the face in a minute , obsessed with them plug in air fresheners, fucking things.

Funny you should say that....here's the ironic thing! Windows 10 will not run the default vid from the camera through it's default Media Player cos it needs HVEC codecs.......but I can't have them cos I need Windows 11. And my PC which is a HP Intel I3 and about 6 years old won't take Windows 11. However.....MovieMator video editor will run it to edit it, and the the edited clip will then run on Windows with no issues.

I tend to find most motorcyclists enjoy a bit of nature from time to time. Some more than others of course. Perhaps you enjoy being outdoors for days, camping and living wild. Or perhaps your bit of nature are just the flowers outside your front door. Regardless, this is the place to show us your best nature photos! BUT WAIT! please This is a Quest and there are guidelines. - Pick the best 1 or 2 shots per subject, please don't post 10 of the same flower, we just want to see the best that flower has to offer. That's about it, look for cool angles to share, nice colours and don't be scared to edit a bit for fun. Here's a few pics from the Grasshopper to get you inspired. Enjoy!

In this case the BOAT is a Byway Open to All Traffic, It seems that Merthyr council have been sly dogs and not put one of the byways on the map and nobody knows it exists, that was until they had a sly meeting where they have proposed closing it which meant they had to put it on their page for the public to see and luckily somebody spotted it, so the plan today was to ride up to it and ride it while it's still legal which is a bit ironic because everywhere i rode to get to it isn't legal LOL. Anywho set out around 08:00 this morning, it was quite frosty and was -1.5c but with clear blue sky's and very sunny. I had around 3 miles of road riding before i got off road and after the first mile i was already thinking about turning back to put warmer gear on the heated grips were working overtime trying to keep my hands warm inside my summer enduro gloves but i stuck it out because temperature is a different story when you hit the dirt This is the mountain where i spotted that tetradactyl before LOL This was one of the legal lanes, it felt a bit exposed to the right now that everything is dying back for the winter, the bridge carries the A470, Merthyr to the right and Cardiff to the left I ride up past my parents house and onto trials of my past heading down towards the old Cefn Glas railway tunnel as i have done many times before Further on i have to cut through the forestry to avoid a deep mud hole i didn't fancy riding though it on my own and risk getting stuck, the cold has gone now and i'm feeling quite warm After the forestry it opens out to this moorland, a stretch of land I've hated riding from the age of 16 as it's riddled with ruts hidden by the long grass its quite slow going picking your way through the ruts although I've seen good riders go through here like it's tarmac Back into the forestry and its still frosty in the shade all the water from here on is frozen typical Merthyr weather I end up taking a detour due to get around fallen trees and end up having to negotiate this, something i wasn't comfortable doing on my own and as usual it doesn't look that steep in the photos but believe me it was and i'm now steaming hot and sweaty This is the last time you see my mirror There's a steeper short drop off onto the forest road and i decide to walk the bike down to be safe but i loose my footing when the front wheel drops off the short step and i end up falling down the bank taking my mirror with me when i go back up for the bike it's also taken the Radiator Shroud off where it dragged on the bank knew i should have just ridden down doh! From here there was lots more mud and fallen trees to negotiate and eventually i got onto the Byway i was looking for. The start was nice and easy so i could catch my breath and cool down heading into the sun now An nice drop down into a gully and back up. the trail goes sharp left up to the top left corner of the photo and was similar dropping down to where i am Back on some easy stuff About halfway along i get lost, there's trails going off in all directions and i end up by the Abernant railway tunnel it goes from Merthyr to Abredare and theres rumours their going to reopen it for walking and cycling This is a photo of the inside from stolen from on line, i would have loved to have got in there again its just under a mile and a half long. I went through there on a Honda 400 superdream when i was 17 years old but it's all locked up now with a thick layer of grease on the gates to deter anyone climbing over One of the fallen trees to get over there were quite a few like this on route no real problem for the mighty Beta And this would take me into Bike Park Wales mountain bike center, the fallen leaves from ere on hid lots of slippery rock which got me all hot and sweaty again A bit more road work to get my onto Heol Cymro which is a half mile steep climb covered in loose rock made worse today by the low sun flickering through the trees blinding me From here it was a gentle ride over my mountain to the petrol station for a wash before home You can clearly not see my missing rad shroud here Another good day's riding lit the fire when i got in so it's all toastie in here and i'm now sinking a few pints of Skippy piss chilling out

What I'd do is get a chainsaw and cut it in half that way you don't have to worry about it, or better still get a road bike and don't worry about all that off road stuff

I remember that , only done one song "hole in my heart " Cyndy Lauper had a hit with it later on .

I hate it when some stupid cow blocks your path