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Yesterday I dragged the bike out of the garage again my brilliant wife had a day off and the weather was cracking so I decided to go on a ride out with the group of ex pats that I have been out with a hundred times in the past , so I managed 310 km and boy I couldn't move this morning lol It had been a while since I had ridden the twisites around the Costa Blanca and I have to admit I had a bit of a boo boo my foot slipped off the brake pedal and I missed the corner went down and along a concrete drainage ditch nearly hit a concrete post I managed to just miss it and steer the bike back on to the road where I had to stop for a wee moment or two until my heart started working again.

Let you into a secret............it was Fosters in a San Miguel glass... and it was shandy. I am turning into a southerner.

Burger was nice though.

Just had a call from the Hospital. The Hernia op is 2.30pm Tuesday afternoon......and I need to take a Covid test in the morning at the Health Centre.

Just seen this on FB......the guy is a courier in London with a 2018 model (17" front wheel). What's been done to it? "Problems so far, just changed Clutch once, Fork seals once, and the stator last July because the Battery was not loading anymore. Fuel gauge misreading slightly." Apparently he's never even had the valves checked! But he does change the plugs once a year!

Good luck @XTreme dont forget bring hernia home in a jar to show us .

So you've had you're final curtain call eh? Are all you're affairs in order? At you're age you can't be too careful.... Hope it goes well mate

And you think you have issues. the jag was steering by the rear this morning taking skye to school The Colombians are really coming over my area

Here we go.

Welsh Water trying to lead the way in stupidity again, there's one shitter a shower and a wash basin in there, a simple toilet sign or washroom sign would do but no they have to make it look like their doing their bit.

Sissy wanker...

To be fair I was a motorcycle courier in 2012 I did nearly 7 months and covered just shy of 25k miles and that was me doing 4 days or so a week most weeks

Randy Prick ....................... That proves that it's wrong cos my prick is definitely not randy at my age

Crusty Bitchtits........

Mine is >>> Sissy Knob Jockey

They haven't told me to do it......so I'm not doing anything like that or they may think I'm a fucking deviant.

Weekday pensioner specials...marvelous. Burger & chips are much better than they sell next door at Mc. D,s

No snow here. I hope everyone has a wonderful day.

Take plenty of food.

During covid lockdown was the best time to be on the roads they were empty, probably the only time you would be able to get a speeding ticket in London LOL

Much as I like biking 50k a year on a bike is a hard living. You would think it would almost be as practical doing it in a small van. Heater and radio

Saucy Prick

She has a substantial beard.

who you out with .. is that @Buckster

You mean your not a deviant .........

I think he copied the style of his teeth from @Renegade

You should take it with you to the hospital and get the surgeon to film your hernia op ..............

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGedWXmmY/

The lager is a bit weak.

If they do ... hope you get a boner while they are doing it.

No ice this morning...just alot of condensation. Going to the pub at 1pm, they do a 2 for 1 (price) Burger & chips, use their heating for a hour or so.

My accent hasn't changed one bit......it never will. In fact my Welsh accent comes through in Spanish......so people think I'm Scandinavian or Dutch. But apparently I look German!

Just a very slight dusting here.

Maybe alittle, and traction control in its soft setting, and sport dynamic mode. Might take the bike out.

You being heavy footed again

My wife.....she is useful to have in a pub, frightens people away, so we always manage to get the best table in the place.

So it's some crap from Bulmers in a San Miguel glass ..................... classy

Hmmmmmmmmm, 50k a year , driving in London (average speed 5mph) and during the covid period ...........

I am amazed he lived as long as he did given his lifestyle.

Good news

The Colombian delicacy is steadily falling here

All the best Pete, you will feel like a new man when you have recovered Any idea which man you want?....

Well looks like aI spoke to soon, as the battery died on Kermit. Not a genuine Apple battery I will say. So that triggered me and I had to sort it. £30 for a new one and so open heart surgery and all is good. I would have loved to fit a genuine Apple battery but they are just not available so had to go for another shonky chonky one, although to be fair the last one worked for 3 years so I am not to disappointed with it. See the puffy old battery that was blocking the track pad. Any way all good now and Kermit is happily charging and forced his way back into the fold

A clearer photo. Other was bad, condensation on the windows.

Forget Spanish, it’s Welshman after 20 years in Andaluzia, it’ll give the talented man a headache.