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Congratulations to @Tango......two months on the trot.

The week after next.......then I'll be boxing on the Saudi undercard on the 23rd December. I've got an IronMan Triathlon to do on New Years Day.....then I'll be on the start line of the Dakar later that week. Damn......I can nearly bullshit as well as you!

Today is a holiday in Portugal, our sort of brexit in regards to influence from Spain. Plan was to meet up with @JustaPor for a burguer up in the hills, but it’s raining and that dampens spirits. I will do it tomorrow though, as sun is arriving after a week of heavy rain and I need to get out of the house. It’ll be a slow weekend.

You don't get this suspense on any other forum!

It's bleddy cold here Ersilia is off with her sister and two friends for a girls Xmas weekend so Paolo and I will have to fend for ourselves. Tomorrow I have to get the mafia staff car (mother-in-law's Fiat Panda) to start and then move , it has sat in her garage for nearly a year so it could be a bit trying

We've got a soirée in the village Saturday night. We're making some mince pies to take along. See if we can convert the natives?

yes a great big tom tit deposit

Stupid bastard competition

I was up there at the fast end of the intermediate group when I was last out on it at Snetterton, only outbraked myself once at the end of the Bentley straight after id taken out the baffle and was doing nearly 150mph when before it was only doing 115 due to it being strangled by the baffle. So when are you doing a trackday pete?

What does it say? "Only used on one trackday when I shit out of riding with the fast boys"

It seems a decent price for what you are selling the bike for, and accessories, good luck with the sale.

@XTreme is gutted now Rossi has retired ... he had Rossi pajamas , rossi y fronts , proper Rossi bum boy.

Well I have decided to put the aprilia up for sale on ebay and already had 1 trying it on with the whole give my PayPal out and he'll deposit the money... I just told them to either bid or use buy now and that's how we're doing things

Not a great deal We have a couple of inches here now

This weekend, doing bugger all by the looks of the forecast. It says bright here today, liars, foggy and frosty.

That isn’t only your Christmas name.

Not too bad here...... I'll have to get out and run the bike on Sunday.......cos I'm going to be sidelined for a couple of weeks after the Hernia repair. And tomorrow I've got the Albox trip in order to stock up for the next couple of months. What's happening with you?

Obviously everyone needs to get a Chinese phone

Actually I’ve just been informed by my wife that my full name is Nofuckingchance Randy Dickhead.

Tomorrow i will be fitting this to the daughters car if the old one comes off ok Sunday i am undecided it shall be another i'll be doing what i'm doing when i get up on Sunday morning

Maybe they didn't tell him they are going in through the back door so it's not so much the front that needs shaving as the back door needs the ivy removed....

Thanks Clive. Hopefully it will fetch a decent price

Yeah track only

I'm pretty certain the rears are drums, they might be the main problem.

Yep, it's the brakes that might be a concern .

Guessing a small service and the brakes freeing off at the very least

I hope you left a super-sub in the pan

Getting on the Ducati will breath a new lease of life into him … seen that already today

Welsh Water trying to lead the way in stupidity again, there's one shitter a shower and a wash basin in there, a simple toilet sign or washroom sign would do but no they have to make it look like their doing their bit.

Friendly Knobhead, I've been called worse LOL

Nothing I like more than a champion making a comeback and reminding people who he really is, I'll be rooting for him. Also, bike looks gorgeous with those colours.

Good times, when Covid had the roads more or less open for work reasons only, but the borders closed:

Ditto!

I could change my vote for @Saul, but his is the better picture.

I did get stopped by the police on morning one the way home from work to ask why I was out.

That's not my house.

I think i'd prefer to do it myself than have this happen LOL

Randy Dickhead………..scarily accurate

They said the same about Marquez in 2013.......and look what happened.

He'll have to grow up before being able to handle a fight with Marquez on a big bike.

It most definitely wasn't worth it, in the end I was in negative funds for just my fuel bill, they were giving us such low rates it was almost impossible to make any money. I'd leave the house at 5am get to the Isle of dogs for 6am then sometimes could wait 2 or 3 hours for a job to come through, but the catch was we couldn't sign on at home then ride in we had to ride to the Isle of dogs first and just wait around. Quite often I was actually effectively working for nothing

Sissy wanker...

She has a substantial beard.

My wife.....she is useful to have in a pub, frightens people away, so we always manage to get the best table in the place.

Get Daniel Day Lewis to play you, Pete. Not many people can do the accent of a Welshman after 20 years of speaking Spanish on the street.