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All done.... Biggest Hernia they'd seen apparently. So the op took longer than expected and I'm still here. Hoping to get released in the next hour.

your be doing nothing with my arse... you fucking weirdo

Just did the Covid test at the health centre...........the male nurse (who I know) came back to me with a serious face and a thumbs down. I thought.....FFS I just want to get the repair done, I don't want to wait any longer! Then he burst out laughing and said "Got You". Fucking Dagos......they've got to take the piss even when I'm facing surgery! Leaving here about 1pm for Baza and the process starts about 2.30.

Well I have just secured another job, class 1 driving for a local new startup company they have 2 trucks 1 is a tipper the other a vac tanker £13.50 for the first 2 weeks to see how things go then they will offer me more money. I don't see any issues cropping up ,the wagons aren't the nicest but I don't expect them to be given they have only been going less than a year but it would seem if everything goes well I'll be happy. Oh and it's a day job so no tramping

Well I’ve managed to knock out a crown so I’ve now got a gaping hole in my top set of teeth but because I’d had root canal originally it’s doesn’t hurt. I look more like a pirate now so I might just leave the gap.

He's still trying to work out how he's going to explain his new high pitched voice and the name change to Petra

Sorted

Good bye, its been nice knowing you........

Proper nurse, that's a way to alleviate the stress of someone who is in a tense situation. Hope it all goes well.

I have seen his track bike, if I had to sit in that position for more than 1 minute I would never straighten up again.

I hope her mum isn't weighing her down too much

Thanks guys!

Cooking!...is that all the gal thinks about!

She is alright, just got a bit on her plate at the moment.

Good luck.

Yes, best of luck Pete

i think am unemployable now , i could not go work for any one, getting up at a certain time being told what to do etc ....

It could be a definite risk, Clive! I think that I ought to put plastic cutlery in her lunch box for the time being!

So how big was it Pete It was this big

you fucking Gammon

It's more than I was at when I worked for thinford shavings.... that was 12 quid an hour so to me it's better than thinfords was

Join the gang

Hopefully one of them is an off switch.

On a serious note, glad it went well mate. Hope the recovery goes smoothly

Bandage changed every 3 days at the Health Centre. Not sure how long before switches are removed.

I thought you were outta here LOL

That's the only bit i'd like if i was self employed (except the footy LOL) but it would never happen with me, i would just be living in work 24/7 as i cannot shut off, even being employed i lay awake thinking about the job i'm doing tomorrow i just cant help it. I have been asked to take over the company i work for when the owner retires many times over the years but I've never had any interest and one of the reasons is the owner is now 70 years old and he still comes into work almost every day even though he doesn't have to fuck that LOL

I imagine it is a difficult situation that none of us would want to deal with.

All the best mate, in a few hours and you will be wondering what all the fuss was about.

IF he does, he won't be the 1st too! Think I had better shut the fuck up on this subject.

They will be safe from you as long as they stay on the road and avoid the ditches.

It's a miracle, you've been brought back to life.... I was sure the news said you had died a while back paul

true ... but if i want a lay in in the mornings i do, if i want to go away for a hol i do , if i want to watch the footy that kicks off at 12 on a Saturday , you get my drift

I think they found it ...................

I missed this yesterday. 4th December 1971...........

I'd definitely smoke your ass...and that's a fact...

Did they shave your cock? Good recovery Pete.

I've not been crying, I just wasn't playing silly games. I've never professed to being the next rossi or pecco, so I was just putting a stop to the crap

Have you finished crying yet?

Outside operating theatre now!

Maybe Rich can complete the process and give you his track bike.

Good luck, Pete.

Yeh right , then you woke up and your coffee was cold .