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im not sure yet ... but @XTreme keep posting pictures of his body parts is way up there.

What you need to do is get your missus interested in something so you can drop her off and have some Clive time, even if its just for a quiet wank.

For posting those pictures he's not a twat he's a bloody cunt i mean come on why

@XTreme ...aka Capt. Namby Pamby gets my nomination.... think he's trying compensate for something ..... Or he's just overwhelmed w/ having a stapled up scar near his junk. Scars are just life's tatoo's....believe me, I know. None of us would have this venue to vent or just flick sh*t, w/o him.

Sounds like you’re going to have to be proactive and make things happen, just waiting for them to happen usually means you end up disappointed. C’mon, grab the bull by the horns and do something today you’ve never done before or haven’t for a long time.

I’ve never had that sort of relationship with a client!

That is the best post I've seen for ages and totally correct on all counts

For me it has to be @busabeast......nobody gets close! He joins this place that is full of 60+ riders and then goes round telling people they're old and fucked and are going to die soon. He's too stupid to realise that he's the odd one out.......not us. He buys one of the fastest production bikes, never rides it, and on the rare occasion he does he gets 65mpg. Then he takes it to be dyno'd! Presumably to try and get 70mpg. And there's also the track bike that sees no action whatsoever. His excuse is he has no time......however, he has the same amount of wives, kids, and jobs as he did when he bought them. So make of that what you will. And despite the fact that he doesn't ride outside his own postcode, he's still capable of coming over here and showing me how it's done! He's also up for going down to South Wales and showing @Sir Fallsalot what offroading is really all about. Despite the fact that he's never ridden offroad before! If that's not enough, the continual post whoring and attention-seeking responses (as if he's a teenager with ADHD) all over the board (he's already on a few members' ignore lists) shows that he's streets ahead of everybody in terms of TOTY. I want to make one thing clear though.......he didn't conduct himself like this on the other forum. So I have no idea WTF is his motivation for behaving the way he does now.

I might nominate @Sofia cause she looks after animals ... and i think she sees me as her guilty pleasure.

I’m with Bob, the silly man would win outright but I’d rather not give him another stage. @busabeast would be my first nomination for being a self proclaimed hero, an accomplished motorcycling promise, and chief bandwagon catcher, plus stalker of Pete and Ian. Having already been nominated, I will then nominate my second choice for spending all year being superior to everyone else while travelling back and forward and not posting a single decent ride report with pictures, @Slowlycatchymonkey I think @XTremeis campaigning strongly with the pictures of his dick covered with a tissue, but as he would enjoy the nomination that alone places him out of nomination. It has been a twat like behaviour rich year, so don’t let yourself be discouraged, there’s always 2024.

I nominate Pedro for the sheer quantity and quality of his posts and trip reports. He posts the most content.

I forgive you.

There is one person on here who is a complete and utter TWAT but I won't nominate him as I reckon we use it as a term of endearment and there is nothing endearing about that person . So I'm left with a toss-up between two peeps. @Marcel continues to be in top twat form but I'm going to nominate @busabeast as he has come out with some proper winners this year

5 staples out......no pain whatsoever! The other 5 coming out Friday. Got back just in time to have another big bout of diarrhea!

Wouldn't matter if it was noisy he wouldn't hear it anyway.

There's just no reply that is right for that statement

He can't have a noisy one, those bungalows have thin walls.

No.....I believe she said that you're one sick puppy!

I'm not saying......but I can tell you that you're not on any ignore lists now.

as opposed to a noisy wank

I’ll nominate @boboneleg, just because of the overall uplifting mood he seems to always be in when he does anything with the bike. As my runner up I would nominate @MooN, his posts have a literacy that stands out from the norm, and I appreciate the content he posts. @XTreme gets a mention from creating the place and keeping it going despite some severely discouraging weeks sometimes. He enjoys providing a place for a group of people to call their internet home and honestly that is pretty cool.

Early 2021.....but not for long! Bruce gave him his old Triumph and the stress of trying to get that POS running sent him batshit crazy!

I nominate Clive, which may result in him flouncing again.

@Saul is high on my list for being a newish member and suffering the twatish behavior on here and not flouncing .. respect

Yes great idea…..perhaps some free fall photography? I hear underwater basket weaving is also popular nowadays.

My vote goes to buckster for his seeming about turn on being a cunt to everyone... its not natural

Fixed

Another week....its like being a Hampster on a wheel...

Another of his infamous work parties.

I thought i answered this earlier today but no i was bloody scared most of the women were 40+ and were crude as fuck, their mouths were like sewers and i hadn't heard or experienced anything like it before. In layman's terms they were female versions of Pete

Good read , im now swaying towards @Slowlycatchymonkey

I give up ...you are beyond any help i can offer clive

Seekers in the harbour.

It's definitely not you @Clive

Fess up!....don't keep us in suspence............its me ain't it?

See if there are any river widening clubs near you , you only need wellies and a shovel , it changed my life , i am Chief river widener for the south east now.

erm... are you not forgetting all my van action reports ?

Good call! Pedro gets my vote as well.

As @Pedro has already been nominated i'd like to nominate @Saul

Especially amongst the retired population

I did enquire at a gliding club in the summer about a flight that they advertised for people's birthday or some other celebration.........£75 for 5 to 10 minutes Can't go further out.

Bugger all to do around here, could have a walk to Tesco, but don't need anything food wise, still windy so ain't bothering with the fallen leaves..

Nope not dumping over spilling there's a difference and i think you will find Spain are doing the same but are better at keeping it out of the news. A lot of the sewage works are overwhelmed and unable to cope with the amount of crap going through them or they are totally worn out with no cash to spend to upgrade them in some cases due to greedy shareholders in privatised companies. In Wales they are working on upgrading the systems a bit at a time not fast enough i agree but no greedy shareholders to feed here and there's a lot of pressure on them to do it now. I was involved with the fitting of a new screen in a CSO just below Porth you know the one where i found your butt plug a couple of weeks ago been long overdue but they are working on the problems