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@skyridergets two gifts, chips for him and a nice blanket for the elusive Serow

My website: https://cafebiker.pro

I was thinking of this for @zzzak but he's probably the one who invented it https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354956740977

Better still, Complete with dedicated driver like the happy guy in the picture, so she doesn’t have to deal with the inferior oily latins.

Just been out for a bimble. Blowing a bloody hoolie out there. The Hornet doesn’t like the wind and neither do I. Turned around and came back after 20 miles, no fun being blown all over the place. This is the one time I would rather have been on the heavy, slow and stable Himalayan. Anyway letting it cool down before putting it back under cover.

My boy phoned me this morning: Boy "Can I kill the feathery Bastard" Me "Hang on Dear Boy what's happened" Anyway to cut to the chase, he got his McBreakfast, left it on the seat of his scoot and ran into Tesco to get a drink. By the time he came back a seagull had landed on his scoot got his Bap out of the bag and box and necked it, then shat on his seat. He was absolutely furious, its the angriest I have ever heard him . Christ if he had shown that temper in school he would never have been bullied and it would have saved me scud loads of meetings. I managed to calm him down and got him laughing in the end, whilst explaining that Gulls are protected and you absolutely cannot kill them while people are watching. Anyway he went in and told his boss the story, and the guy gave him another McBreakfast while laughing his tits off. I have got to say he has been at Maccys a month and they are good as gold with him. At one point I wondered if he would ever be able to hold down a job but these last few weeks have been a revelation. They know how to treat teenagers in the work place and keep them happy.

Twat can go do one then, not that I was going to buy one anyway.

Yarmouth sea front some years ago, daughter was infront of me eating a bacon roll when a seagull came in from behind her shoulder. I managed to "swipe" it away before it grabbed said roll. But I've been caught the same way as they come from behind and take, last bit of my subway sandwich in this case, the food from your hand.

@Saul, I once saw two men being mugged out of their burgerking bag by one seagull, they put the bag on top of the car long enough to open doors and take jackets off and the bird descended upon them, scared them with squawking and wing flapping, and took the burgers away. I laughed fromthe comfort of my closed car while it happened

I am currently living the dream in Albox!

I’m going to pray for all of your souls over Christmas as my gift for you all, except for Pete. Pete is ginger so he was born without a soul, gingers alway burn in hell, which in their case is Bognor Regis on a sunny day in May with no sun block.

Exactly! I did shit like that in my teens and twenties.......though I only ever camped at race meetings! Anywhere else I'd get a Hotel or B&B......though some didn't want to take bikers! But that was 40-50 years ago. Time has moved on, we've got older and our personal commitments have changed. We do what we're able to do according to the cards that have been dealt to us.

After a 2 hour (which we maybe do twice per year) car journey my wife's hips/knees/ankles seize up. The next day or so she is usually immobile.......so I try to do what is best for her....which sometimes means me missing out on things....but my responsibility is to her. We did camping in our 30s and 40,s, it was a big fuck off 4 birth tent with most of the necessary equipment to make a week away tolerable, then it was a adventure, now it would be a pain in the joints. If (which I very much doubt) i was to go away for a weekend, even without my wife it would be a B&B or something like a Travelodge.....camping?...been there...done it....no longer have the desire to try it again.

Tomorrow is my last day in work until 8th of January going to be spending a lot of time holding the sofa down and whatever else i fancy not doing cant wait

Is that what you call it...

Twat

Well my day was interesting to say the least..... the wind ended up nearly blowing my top sheet off the trailer about 10 miles south of newark on the a1. Had great fun battoning that down again whilst it was doing its damndest to blow away, in the end it cost me near on an hour and a half. But I'm home now and that's me finished till the 2nd January

And a Chrisrmas present from the boss to the mechanics… theyre getting a brand new workshop with all new kit. ( the box on the right will be my new office… probably…

One of the protos weve been playing with recently

go back and read earlier posts on this thread., and you can get yourself all up to date .... you dozy cunt

Back from Albox! Going down there and seeing some of the Brits is like a freakshow. One couple, easily in their 60's, were walking into a restaurant dressed like something out of an Adam Ant video from 40 years ago.

So you were ok then

Someone in the facilities department at work is getting fired.

I'm laying back...I think it's time for someone else to carry the crown....besides me and Billybob are heading to the mountains for some offroad exploring....

bit of a breeze here today..

yep we went to fleetwood today and blowing that hard when we got there could hardly get the car doors open

Looks like 4 to me

From what I can see he's a highly respected member on here!

Clive ...what the fuck has clive done

I used to have orange blood but i lost interest in KTM's products a while ago. some of these manufacturers seem to be in a race to the bottom.

Be worth asking BT if you have been switched to a digital service mate. May be nothing to do with it but worth asking.

Clive have you been switch to a digital phone line by any chance?, there has been a bit of a furore over BT switching people without their knowledge and there personal alarms not working.

excellent i like it

I’m thinking a battery maintainer and somewhere to plug it in

Fuck knows ...... i retired from it , i'll ask my kin when they come round to clean my moat and feed the Peacocks.

Going on the bus to Keynsham today with Paolo, he needs to get a xmas card for his mum plus they do nice cheesey chip in the chip shop

The Dacia is much better than the Renault Magane I had, that thing was a nightmare, every other week, another problem, only had it around 8 months, then gave up on it, it was on the road for another year, then it disappeared from the DVLA records, scrapped no doubt.

I’m off 24th and 25th, working Boxing Day, I’m working overtime on the 1st for decent amount of cash for driving.

To be honest that is pretty much how I feel about camping. I could still do it but don't really want to. I am partial to beds and bathrooms.

Decorated a cake today!

Bill Gates will be watching you.

There’s another:

you fucking legend ..you

@Six30 has been building a snowman.