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Talking of fucking Poles.....as much as I hate to.....I got a Fatty update from my boy in Madrid this morning. She's been working (incredible as it sounds cos she's a lazy cunt) for a Polish woman for a couple of months. It hadn't been going well cos this Polish woman was apparently rude and obnoxious! Who'd have guessed? Well it turns out that Fatty got sacked last week! For being rude and obnoxious!

You’d better harden up the suspension on the Honda to take extra unsprung weight you fat fucker……….. oh and Merry Christmas

No, I was being sympathetic to the innocent who suffered from your incompetence.

Just had a pile of turkey sandwiches, half a Black Forest Gateaux, and a couple of mince pies!

Well he's been throwing it in our faces almost from the moment the Dr opened the first incision

Still waiting for mine for fuck sake

She's been back one day and your throwing that in her face and a pre warning is no warning at all, now everyone is too scared to open a post just in case there's a photo of oh excuse me i was just sick in my mouth your lower regions sorry the sick again

Riding God alert!

my mummy is doing the cooking

sounds nasty ..what happened , some one pull out on you ? speedy recovery and have a good Christmas hopefully you aint ruined it for the rest of the family and can still get in the kitchen and cook for them.

Best Xmas present ever

You know ….. at least I’m consistent and a worthy winner .

It was @Saul His picture had snow while mine just had the Sahara

Tell me your disappointed without saying your disappointed lol

Good grief i hope he doesn't throw it in my face !!!

The turkey was about 3 or 4 layers deep! I can see a big dump in my near future.......to clear the way for turkey sandwiches and Black Forest Gateau this evening!

That's a cracking plate , mind you don't burst those stitches

I can see me falling asleep this afternoon.....cos I just cleared this mountain of food!

Just opened a present from my daughter, great they have bought me a tyre valves tool. No it's a device for digging out ear wax. Shit scared of using it, might damage my ear drums if I dig it in too far. it has a Bluetooth camera on it so you can see what your digging out.

You know what it's like when he finds a new friend ..........

Yes apparently i ran into him when i changed lanes. I always change lanes into cars to overtake a non existent car.

Welcome back colette we were wondering where you'd got to. merry Christmas to you and yours and very sorry to hear that you've had an accident and by sounds of it come off very much second best, but thankfully at least it was only the bike that was written off. Here's to a hopeful speedy recovery.

Merry Christmas.....hope he left you some nice presents.......

Awful isnt it !!! When i rold tge specialist he said what did i expect you have just head butted a road !! Well its been a few weeks now and its still there. The meds i have are to be taken as and when needed. Problem with that is, i dont know when and uts generally over before a tablet would help. Its all been a massive eff up from start to finish tbh. Last time i was at the Drs was 2017 and that was only for something routine. The whole medical systsm is broken and i just get sent back and forth without any real help. I get another xray on rhe 10th to see what this other bone is doing...hopefully its knitting and i can just get back to the gym because quite frankly im going round the twist !!!

i hate not being on my bike !!! Heres to us healing quickly !!!

Happy christmas you dossers.

Best wishes to everybody!

Classy message Pedro. Though in your defense, you weren't in a good place back then so your behaviour wasn't a true representation of the guy you really are.

and a merry christmas to everyone

Many years ago a old ish woman pulled out of a side road into my path, I clipped the front of her car (a original Mini) bashed the wing in and ripped off the front bumper, resulting in 20 odd stitches along the side of my foot, all this was witnessed by 2 trainee nurses waiting at a bus stop, they tended to me while the police and ambulance turned up, the police guy said the old gal was furious when he cautioned her for driving without due care and attention, all she said to him was..."I understand, but you always book the motorcyclist in these circumstances "

No politics on Xmas day , it's in the rules. I've got my eye on you .............

Talking of weather......15C and blue skies here. But no bike!

TOTY used to be an accolade. Now not so much.

surely they are the best drivers.

More likely a fucking Pole!

Hurrah @gymwitch is back . Really sorry to hear about your accident but Merry Christmas anyway

Ok.. here goes.... Vertigo: Causes and Treatments Vertigo is not a disease, but a symptom of various conditions that affect your balance and make you feel dizzy or spinning.

I was bimbling along minding my own business when a car to my right on a dual carriageway decided to turn into my lane taking me out. There are witnesses and someone has dashcam footage but its a slow process. Plus time of year holding things up.

Nadelek Lowen. = Happy Christmas in Dalek

MERRY CHRISTMAS

He's reading it the wrong way around that's gallons to the mile not miles to the gallon lol