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I'm the only one who has the power to change names! And mine ain't changing! But changing yours to Gayster is an option!

Yesterday morning the temperature was 2c when i got to the meeting point and it was 2c when i left for home but due to the riding we were doing i sweated all day perfect temperature for trail riding of this kind, All the tarmac roads we used had a lot of frost and ice on them which didn't clear until mid afternoon so we were slipping about on and off road. Two cancelled so there 11 of us and We decided to go as one group which worked really well with everyone following the second man rule religiously. We had one retire about half way with a damaged shoulder and knee after he binned it going a bit fast down a steep rocky hill and another lost his bike in the a river, when he was crossing the current took his front wheel from under him as he turned down stream luckily we got it started quickly and no damage to the bike, other than that the day was incident free. All the bad weather we've had lately made it an excellent route and everyone went home happy. Just finished washing the bike i needed a shovel to clear the pavement with the amount of crap the came off it LOL.

The chill blain chapter set off from Fowey at 9:00am and 0.5c to Kitt Hill bike meet this morning. Very slippery roads but ok as long as we were sensible, and we were. I was the youngest there at 58. Bloody cold for me with heated grips the others just whinged Good turn out really considering the cold. Louis, the cafe, do good grub and after tea and fry up we thawed out and looked at the bikes.

Its just dawned on me i have to go back to work tomorrow

I’m not clicking that, it will be pictures of weeping verrucas and other vile ginger medical experiments.

A serving of chips and a slice of lemon.

Yesterday I found Nemo , what prize do I get ?

The roads leading away from it are quite posh though so I've heard

fuck off nose ointment

my groin ..

Posh parts ..you lived in Dartford, there is no posh parts

Its official name was Debut des Tonneaux, but I thought that may be too much for you guys! . Soirée just means evening, but it's what we used to call any evening piss-up when I was in the UK. Maybe that was just in the posh parts like wot I came from?

When Old Greasers go posh Clive!

It didn't happen to me so yes

Well, that was the end of the Christmas cake! All the Christmas crap has gone now, so I guess that we'll be back to the boring food again! Anyway, we went to a soirée in the village last evening. The had a duo playing music and various stalls selling food and drink. We had a few beers and something to eat before the cold got the better of us and we came home for a few more beers. It was a good evening though. I think that it was the first time that they've laid on something this early in the year. Maybe they were testing the water to see how it went before trying anymore events outside the summer months.

You've got a stiffy over a fish pic

@Marcel could have done that in his sleep on his quad.

I'm going to put these in as photos i didn't take from today too knackered to add words LOL

didn't say that ..just said your a Bell End

None of us like the ex.

Legs are aching like hell today probably from paddling through the ruts

Pretty cold, and very dirty bikes show the state of the roads. Good on you!

like a Wizards sleeve

8c and overcast......and I'm fine with that. Let's have the shit weather now while I'm still sitting on the sidelines.

Bollocks..............!

He’s definitely had gender realignment, if you look really close you can see the top of his new minge. To be honest he should have had them make a smaller one because that glimpse of gash looks like it’s going to be as wide as a size ten welly top.

Given Pete’s penchant for posting pictures of his nether region, a name change could be appropriate.

Just went live: Footcare Surrey

It that the posh name for a piss up ?

It sounded awesome though, I always think Allspeeds sounded the best back in the day. I have just finished washing the Hornet off. Before After I am pretty sure the other six are doing the same thing this afternoon

Well done Saul, to bloody cold for me.

Maybe you would get one over a dictionary.

Some of that looked bloody hard work, well done.

Why are you have palpitations looking at all that water and mud

The type of stuff that Pete's nightmares are made of....

Took a spin out as the weather was spot on, a bit chilly to start with but beautiful blue skies and most importantly it was dry! Stopped at Lorca Castle to take in the view.

Just got back from a cracking days riding i didn't think i could have had a wetter or muddier day than last weekend but todays ride supersedes last weekends ride Only fucking washed it Thursday ffs, hoping a few photos will turn up so i can grab them later.

Cracker next week @Six30

Isn't there a way some shit can be blurred out to give at least the option of not seeing ginger frankengroin?