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Pretty sure the spaniards were all wondering why two foreigners were lowering their pants to each other when saying hello. Weird costumes!

This is you, ruining botm before and trying really hard now:

Feel free to insult him, it's one of the good things about this place. Call him a twat or worse, it's free and it'll feel good, plus it's true.

yes i can imagine her pinned down helpless and then @Six30 pulls up in his van much worse

i knocked one out on the strength of the noises

Poor girl easy to get caught off guard in strong winds. I walked away from the computer with the volume up and had to come running back in thought Saul had put up some dodgy link to a porn site half way through LOL .

Road kill is better if you pick the gravel out of it.

Is that Pete’s hernia?

That’ll be all the cock you have been sucking at truck stops.

Not long apparently.

Someone has donated a new chair for my office, I wonder how long that’s going to stay that colour

Start of 2024, first Bike Of The Month vote. Sounds nothing but has the potential to set the trend for 2024, it's all in your hands on who end January with one of Motorcycling's biggest accolades. At 20:00 on Wednesday the 31st the vote will automatically close. Won't tell you if you'll be able to switch votes, you might or you might not, try it and find out Here are your choices: @boboneleg's Suzuki DR650SE, out personifying rugged individualism ... in Dorset, South England: @Pedro's BMW R1200GS Adventure, enjoying a late afternoon on Serra de São Macário, Northern Portugal: @Saul's Honda CB750 Hornet, out styling in Fowey´s streets, in Cornwall, South England: @Tango's Triumph Street Scrambler 900, cruising historic country roads near Carcassonne, in Languedoc, South France: @XTreme's Honda CB500X, back out on the road on a spirited Sunday ride for the first time in months, heading back home from Sierra de María, Andalucía, South Spain.

Front gardens ... you dont really see em no more dug up and driveways now

Mine..

That's cos your bikes are frightened of hills, rivers, trees, valleys , lanes, etc. Your bikes don't like coming out of the van , scaredy bikes they are ...........

So there we have it , @Pedro doesn't like a muff ................

"The Pillars of Creation" 3 JWST Infrared images taken in infrared at 187n, 335n and 444n, black and whites, aligned, stretched in Siril, imported into Affinity Photo, colour layered et voila Tutorial by Nico Carver on Youtube

I saw a guy riding one of these today. The bike looks really nice in that colour scheme.

Silly cow, this is the kind of stupid shite that happens when girls are allowed to ride on the front of motorcycles, even gay motorcycles like that.

Maybe not, the only person hated more than you here is the fat lad.

Oo Pete's running away with it, you do know if he wins he'll open up his gash with excitement and be back in hospital where we can then look forward to another 7 weeks of moaning and gash photos

Funnily enough my Mrs asked me what the fuck I was watching when she heard it,

Till afterwards

Twat

Nothing it’s one of the hills to the left that is putting me off

Asking for the whining to stop might be a big ask, Bob.

Not ones where you put your whole hands in, no.

Right now we have 7 I have the CRF1000 klx650c wr250f yz250x Elen has cb500x drz400 versys 300 Would like to have another zt1200 for the street

I'm voting for Pete, he's made the effort to get out and some lovely scenery there..................... There's also the fact that it may just stop the whinging

Hey………….my pants were fully upright

I'm back after a two month layoff, and this was a test run to see if I would get any grief after the Hernia surgery. And I'm pleased to report that there were no problems whatsoever.....I can even get on and off the bike as normal. It's great not to feel like you're getting belted in the balls every time you go over a bump or change body position. Basically, it's the best I've felt on a bike for over a year! But it's not all positive......cos I had to meet up with that Cockney slag @Skippy! Here's a couple of clips.....got to say the vid looks great, and I'm only running in 1080P.....not 4K. The file sizes just get insane at that rate......what I took today went to 19GB and that's at a lower resolution! I should be able to get a BOTM entry out of something here.......not that anybody will vote for it of course! Some grim shit as usual! This place is the epicentre of grim shit! The CB looking great......it was meticulously cleaned before I laid it up. The recreation area in Maria...... Then I saw Skippy's bike! I'm not mentioning the downpipes! And I found Skippy in the cafe! Apparently there were a load of bikers in there.....but as soon as he walked in they all fucking legged it. We saw a TA in the flesh......first one I've seen! A lot bigger than I imagined! Predictably, Skippy (being a Cockney) sized up how he could half inch it! It was at this point I offered to show my groin to anybody who wanted to see it.....so what better place than in the public carpark? Skippy has the pic! After that display of gross indecency.........it was back on the road again! Bike went great......never missed a beat. But it definitely needed a decent run after being laid up for two months. Feels great to be back in the game though. Cos don't forget that it's not just the two months recovery time, I was struggling with the Hernia for nearly a year. Now it's game on!

Nice report Pete.... great to see you out 2 wheelin' again. That scar fetish you have will pass.... believe me, I know....I've got enough for 3 lifetimes.

I'm voting for Pete for now, am undecided so might change if my vote swings something, so far the picture looks crisp, love the hills in the back, and I'm experimenting with voting for a top box picture to see how I feel about it in the morning Not in love with the DR's muffs and windscreen in that picture, although it's a cool bike, the Hornet's picture looks a little gloomy, and the Triumph's ruins with the van don't do much for me but I do like the bike and the sky.

In public now … no shame

a bike i wish i still had was a 1978 rd 250e

As you probably know I traded my CB500F for a Hornet. I agree with the light looking a bit odd. I bought a small screen that improves things in my opinion. Ride a Hornet if you can I am confident you will be impressed, very much like the CB500 just better in every way. I love mine and the only downside for me was the higher fuel consumption, but that is the only thing I can think of and not a big deal in any way.

On my to fuel up the atv and I run into this thing...it's white and green with a red dragon in the center..I swear I've seen this thing before...and it's less than a km from my place...I'm thinking it's a German flag.

I have seen a lot of black new comers here recently. They stand out as new comers because the women are walking up the hill from town carrying their shopping on their heads or the men are dressed in heavy winter coats and hats with either sandals or crocs on their feet with no socks lol

That's when i sold it. It was sat up my old mans under a cover for years as i didn't have room here back then. I eventually got it down here and got it ready for an MOT when someone randomly knocked my door and said i hear you have a bike for sale, i only told the guy where i go for the MOT's i was thinking of selling once it had an MOT, The fucker knocking my door caught me off guard, unprepared,tight for space and skint so the ideal situation for him not so much for me sold it to him for £300, the chrome plating i had done cost me twice that. I'd like to have it back and then i wouldn't if you know what i mean.

I'm in both of the last two photos with hair, and the mullet is back in fashion apparently so i was a trend setter while the wank stains sporting it now were still swimming around in their old mans testicles

Or Dr Who Saltaran