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You’ve got no idea @Marcel, it’s insane! They also wait and everyone gives people space and right of way while people patiently drive about. Makes no sense!

Don’t be stupid, I’m a professional.

Heated grips on the Donkey stopped working yesterday on the way home from work. Just had a look at it and I'm pretty certain the controller is fubared. Luckily you can order a controller seperately now without having to buy the whole kit

You're so boring even your missus leaves the country on a regular basis to get away from you.

Who will be doing the boring?...some midget?

Creeping right up the missus & I's 2nd Anniversary next Monday.....hard to believe how fast that 2yrs. went by I gotta get the lead outta my arse & get after some neglected residential tasks....

Don't know that I will ever get that board

Stopped at the garage first thing this morning to grab a baguette to have for breakfast. Stood behind some young woman who had picked up a couple of croissants and wanted to pay for them using her smartphone. Despite repeated attempts to pay resulting in more aggressive tapping of the phone on the machine it didn’t work. I’m hungry and wishing she’d just fuck off but no, now she decides to try every fucking bank card in her purse. None of them worked and I’m proper grumpy now but still managing to resist the temptation to grab her croissants and eat them in front of her. Only when there was no other option she gets some REAL FUCKING MONEY OUT OF HER PURSE TO PAY.….. Still resisting the urge to assault her for her two croissants I had to laugh when the bloke behind me pointed out that my baguette was probably stale by now.

Back in the day, we used to get as many photos of caves as we now get of his groin . i much preferred the cave photos

A better day today……..nobody tried to pay with their phone. Instead, had a blast along the coast between Mazarron and Mojacar with some mates on an assortment of bikes. Stopped in Palomares at the site of the plane crash back in 1966 that nearly ended in a massive disaster. All rather sobering but not as depressing as @XTreme’s fetish for abandoned dwellings.

Fuck and i thought she was just after some German sausage this time.

overspray on tyres ....

Had one of those grab it chicken on a stick things from an ethnic minority shop on the way to work this morning. I was half way through it and thought it don't taste right looked at the use by date and it was a year out of date. If i'm ill tomorrow i shall be in their shop dropping my pants and shitting on their floor the twats

What instead of being boring

Been stuck in the house for the last 4 days and going a bit stir crazy. Had Covid 3 weeks or so ago and and shook it off pretty quickly, well tested negative anyway. Didn't really feel right afterwards but went back to work anyway, came down with the mother of chest infections on Friday, or it felt like it, to the point that I actually had to get one of the Medics from work to sort me out. Anyway 4 days into some evil antibiotics, with interesting side effects, and even though I haven't slept or eaten much I am starting to feel better. Not moaning about any of that but it i surprising what you will watch with loads of time on your hands. So much so that I nearly convinced myself that a Honda Rebel 1100 would be a good bike for me. Been watching hours of this chap, don't know why I have no ambition to go camping. But I have bee strangely fascinated by what he has been getting up to. Even the fecking cardboard festival tent.

Dunno, we'll have to check for overspray on the tyres!

Rwanda for them then!

Very quick witted Clive

Anybody that ever states that you can't wheelie on a pair of Skis.....doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground

Every cloud has a silver lining

I have never turned mine on, so i don't know if they work or not.

Trying to replicated the old 2004 black ktm tank sticker is going to be complicated and it's no longer available from ktm...was think just to have the 1290 badge with charcoal gray in lay and the 1290 will be orange...looking somewhat similar to the original badge.

Christ Clive you onna promise tonight.

Look Pete Theym innna cave now, looks right up your street

He didn't take it to @Six30 Motors did he?

Get in the queue @Sir Fallsalot

I would put the seat back on and leave it like this

I dream of being bored!

What.... no groin pics?

Really busy again today! No time to talk to you wankers!

Shit.....don't you get bored doing fuck all?

Are they offering a hair transplant as well cos i'll need one first LOL

Matey fixing Freddies Bonnie

Only 6..... sounds like desperate times there bob

That's what @Marcel "rides".

You nasty twat.

I'd like to visit those areas one day...if only you idiots didn't ride on the wrong of the road...could be very dangerous..

I did a few days there a good few years back on my Speed Triple. Stayed with friends in Telford for a night and then did a bit of Snowdonia. First day was lovely, the second day not so much! I camped 1 night at a pub in the Snowdonia Park, got soaked the following day, so I gave up on the camping and stayed a couple of nights in a guesthouse in Barmouth to let my kit dry out. I then went down and stayed in a pub in Tenby and then headed back from there. Fortunately, apart from day 2, it was mainly dry. It was a good trip.

Check out my uk ride report from last year. I think I specify the roads we went on, It was lovely.

I'm trying to temp you in with things like this lol although the weather will play a huge part

When are you planning to go. I could lead you on a day ride on some of my favourite roads . You're guaranteed mud, sheep shit and grass down the middle on all of them

She's having you on Fred, that's Bath Abbey