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I’ve been called lots of things, but never that before . My wife worked for a company where the MD was a colonial type, very well spoken with a large period house in its own large grounds. Like everyone else he had to put his bins out at the end of the ( long) drive on bin day. One day he went to collect them and saw that someone had spray pained “ cunt” on one of them. He wheeled it in, didn’t bother to clean the paint off but went and got a spray can and painted “Rich” in front of cunt and just put it out as normal the next week.

I have been a ride .................................... to the petrol station Treated the scoot to some Tesco Momentum petrol, bet it does 100 mph now. Fucking stupid idea for a fuel filler on the scoot...... 50p of petrol went out of the overflow, now my shoes stink of petrol..

Up the hanger at Hullavington getting the race bikes back ….

long enough for the battery to go flat you nob

The Hernia Dept barricaded the doors when I got there!

12f this morning.....but a ton of blue sky to be had. Spent $250 on a new battery for the Equinox today....then another $850 this Friday for some new tires. Should see delivery of the new shifter for the Mullet tomorrow...

You're a selfish, grasping simpleton you are!

Walked back from Belton this morning, (couple of miles south of my house) and had to take my coat off. This afternoon I was out Martham which is a few miles up the coast and the breeze was bloody freezing. Now sitting here with a fat body warmer on.

Just noticed how horrible the wheels are on the rental car. It’s a Vauxhall (Opel) Mokka and apart from the chavvy wheels it’s rather nice to drive.

do you even think he knows where his helmet is !

He doesn't even know how to get into his garage!

I just got one of these from one of the Chinese emporiums. Works surprisingly well and packs down pretty small. Gets the back wheel of the floor.

Nice day for a ride. Battery flat. Maybe tomorrow.

Very chilly and foggy riding into work this morning

Watch out for news reports of a truck in the water.

He has another bairn on the way so his old lady seems to know where it is.

That’s like telling people your going to Grimsby when you should be going to Immingham . Are you sure you know where you’re going

And your trying to imply I have women problems...what a fucken knobend...lol

How can you have a first look in 2024 of a bike that hasn't changed in 31 years you been in a coma or something

He won't know as he only has ten fingers and toes

There's still the pub.

oohhh ..pics of the waiting room coming soon.

Off to Baza Hospital!

The misery continues……….grey, with a chance of more grey.

I've just pooed a bit.

More than a few months? One girlfriend in 1972 (who stabbed me) and the two wives. More than a few days? Maybe 10. One day? Fuck knows! Probably around the same number as I've had bikes!

I don't think so...only my second long term relationship...working on my third...lol....I never married....how many have you gone through? 5 or 6 ?

He has at least two bikes and a butler.

£17

Oh fuck that . I don't like heights at the best of times.

Yep it is true. Not going any more political than that, angry can of worms I'm not going to open here.

@Marcel and Billybob would jump at the chance to get their hands on his helmet! Maybe they could even call......

I used to do some night shifts there, sometimes had call outs to work on top of these beasties, Kone conveyors for offloading coal and grain off the ships. I have fond memories of climbing up them in the dark blowing a gale on wet oil covered checker plate flooring with handrails that were only hip high and they were never horizontal when i had to go up them, not scary at all honest lol

No politics you sheep shagging cunt.

They are just a useless as the conservatives . could we have @boboneleg or @Buckster to isle four with a yellow card , xtreme has put his rose tints on and is talking bolitics

Just gone live: Apartment Rental Fuengirola

Great bit of kit, I did everything from the technical trails in the Peak District to touring right over to Colditz Castle, down through the Czech Republic, up and down the Stelvio Pass and home through Switzerland and France. One of my most favourite bikes ever……and as you know, I’ve had a few!

you know

No polotics you two fruit loving basket case...

I fucking wish I reckon it would be cheaper. I’m in the heart of the commuter belt…..Chalfont St Giles………if you breath deeply you can smell the wealth.