Leaderboard

Translates to: "I asked and she said it's ok"

I might be out on the Beta over the weekend as it's the only bike i have on the road at the moment if i do it will be muddy not sure where i'll head but that just adds to the adventure

Arrived, had a good journey, huge caravan, all mod cons too.....fucking geese on the lake are noisy, can see them being a early morning alarm call.

A posh sounding twat who can't bump start a bike on a provided slope no less!

He also may accentuate it on purpose, to sound extra british, because he's a twat.

No Advisories, are you sure i'm certain there is an advisory saying you are driving a shitroen Prickarsehole on there somewhere or is that always on there lol

Be a early morning wake up call for my wife me, could drop a bomb and I won't hear it .....anyway, while she is up she can make my breakfast.

It passed......with no advisories! Despite having passed last year with advisories.......that have never been rectified! Must be one of those new fangled self-repairing cars!

CB900 please.

You look like the Glam Rocker that was kicked out of the Glitter Band for being to much of a Nonce

I'm just grateful that I still have hair ...........

No they went to a laundromat.

your hair is in the same style as the tree

Last night i decided to change the swing arm on the Dog as there's a few holes in it again and i'm fed up of welding it. I 've had a good swing arm kicking around for about 5 years when i took the old one off i remembered why i hadn't changed it sooner, its because one of the bolts is seized in the collar it goes through, when i discovered this years ago the bearings were good so i fitted a grease nipple in there to keep them good. I decided to bite the bullet and cut the mounting bracket off but before i done that i had a look how much a new bolt and collar is in case its some ridiculous price, but not too bad the collar is £9.48 plus vat but the bolt is discontinued Parts 11 and 16 i'm after So the job is to at least save the bolt i put a shit load of heat on it but no joy so ended up welding the collar to a steel plate so i could hold it in the vice and with a large power bar it moved and eventually came out When i'd finished last night and sat down to order the parts i needed i discovered the collar is also discontinued fuck twat fuck i now have a dead dog in my garage if only i knew someone with a lathe

Long Barrow done, this one was a bit disappointing

Just been out for a bimble to St Austell, nearest place I could get a driving licence application for for my Eldest Daughter, plus had to pick up the dogs meds and get mothers day cards for the kids to give my Mrs. You never believe they were 20, 18 and 16. Fuck me that town is a shit hole. Haven't put the bike away yet so may pop out again before I get out of my thermals. Tis cold but dry here today. Rest of the weekend looks shite. Filled the Hornet up with Tesco Momentum, I think I may be buying into the hype but it does seem to make a difference, or I may just be going mental. Thinking while I was out, do bikes really need quick shifters? Never a thing back in the day but everybody seems to be all for them now, I just don't see the need. Track days and stuff I could understand it maybe but on the street, really. I can see the farkle factor in the my bikes better than yours stakes but FFS. Oh and I have decided to get rid of that Viper Helmet I got, noisey POS. I may give it to my Boy it has got to be better than the chinky lid he has.

Yeah but has she given you the keys to the garage?

See? I got it right.

Nope she's out with skye so I've got a pass out

I bought a 750F1 new in August 1976 for £1047 otr......so prices went up a lot in 3 years.

He had a Honda ??

Curious what you mean that you were put off by his accent? I'm from the US and am curious about the implications of English dialects and how they are interpreted within the UK. Please do elaborate. I may have been thinking the same thing as an American, lol!

They say Honda are to blame for the demise of the public toilet

So you only knew one heterosexual.

I just threw up in my mouth.

You can't stop Photoshopping can you?

Yep the local chippy in Par, we sat in the van overlooking Par beach to eat it. Pretty nice really, no kids just us and the dog.

Just took the Mrs out for cod and chips. £22 FFS. Twas nice but no longer a cheap meal.

Been out on the Donkey today , cold wind early on but got warmer later . Trails are still really mucky , i need to change tyres instead of trying to get the last bit of grip out of them . Walking dogs and rugby/beer tomorrow. I will need to do Mothers day chores for my wife on Sunday, best find my pinny.

The Flyin' Burrito...

XL500Z for me please plus a new kicking leg

Honda ownership was technically illegal back then wasn't it?

Switched the tele on this morn and they were showing an old interview of Tyson with Greavsie. It ended with Greavsie telling Frank Bruno not to get in the ring.

I can remember seeing Devonport empty at knocking off time and practically every bike out of there was a CB250N Super Dream on L Plates. It was like wacky races as the Dockyard employed 10's of thousands at that time. Lots of bigger Hondas and Suzukis in this area also around that time. I remember a chap I knows brother bought a Sportster back around 1983 and it was the first Harley we had ever seen in the flesh. Don't know why really, must have been a reason for the lack of manufacturer diversity but nobody told me.

Are you finding it interesting then? I suppose it depends on the case which you can't talk about. I enjoyed doing it but it was a long time ago.

It is only 8c, quite windy (always is here) too, not a cloud in the sky, but only for today, cloudy tomorrow, wet Sunday and Monday, but its nice to be away. Hailstones!....thought you would be thinking about Factor 50 sunscreen, are you sure your in Spain? maybe better weather at sea level.

Jury duty continues.

Weather looks decent Clive. We've had hailstones here.

Geese have buggered off onto the touring field, there are around 15 tents/campervans on there.......they must be mental, I have just turned on the central heating

Did you fall off and land on your face?

Xl250s a 500s and a couple of c90s please.

im not sure .. depends which Joshua turns up... Zhang to beat parker. your right about fury... wonder who big john will challenge tonight

I liked him , Tyson different class though .

It won't be a figh,t more a choreographed dance. Bloody hell if Tyson really let a combination go Paul would be spark out even give Mikes age. It will be legally tied up tight to be a farce like all the Pauls fights.

The time it took you to reply