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My Nephew has bought a 1972 MGB GT , he wants to get it serviced, oil filter etc , I have convinced the twat it’s got a Rotary Wankel Valve which sits next to the oil filter and that he should ask about changing that to .

Yes, I discovered that trains are actually fake. I know this as I was out walking and came across some old disused train track, when I looked down the tracks they clearly were much smaller further way and far too close together for a train to run on, clearly proving that trains cannot really exists and run on tracks.

Even though I was residing in a travel trailer for 5 months with no TV or AC....I loved it!...got to see a lot of kool places from aboard that trusty XT...

The summer of '06....remember it well. After scoring a great job w/ an Engineering firm in Bend OR, I stayed with my brother @ his place in Prineville....50 miles from work. Got used to scenery like this....parked in my brother's backyard Shootin' clays from his front yard....from a thrower modified w/ SB Chevy parts....

That's because the spy is still around on here

the man is a wanker, he got sacked from his teaching job for touching kids ... any way why you looking on there any way you dobber

I see you more as a Nobber, Pete. I think that he must be mistaking you for someone else, mate!

*nonce*

But talking of Flouncers...... Fuck knows when I became lanky and I have no idea what a dobber is! Care to comment @Six30?

That's because Pete rubbed off on him, multiple times.

You did start a thread about him......along with @Marcel, @Buckster, and @boboneleg. Having said that, none of those threads were enough to cause a flounce. Not even the infamous Flouncing Floater or the legendary Flouncing Bloater could have had one of their menstrual moments over the contents of those. So if he disappeared because of them, then he fully deserves the title that Saul gave him: Beasty Flounce.

Been out most of the morning in the van , had to go and collect race fuel from Poole. Nice to go somewhere and some decent roads with scenery while you're working .

Tell him it's next to the fluctuating dichrometer

I’m not responsible for @busabeast flouncing … he’s let me down badly

and in real life im a guy of few words and always have been

Trolling like a Pro now Saul! You're a different man to the one who originally signed up!

Oh dear you have driven your mate Beasty Flounce away from here and now you are starting on your family. I would to be hear your nephew ask for his Wankel to be serviced.

He wouldn’t of looked out of place on one of @Marcel meets with billy bob

I've always scoured the absolute depths of the Internet for members zzzak!

His hands have never been near a muff.

Well it is looking more than likely a flounce which is unfortunate for @Six30.

you must know .. you run the show dobber

NOT fake here..... Took this today as I see them almost daily right in front of my house....from the top of the driveway...

A real ride......or a Beasty Flounce ride?

Even former Mods are trolling now!

He's like you and Marcel, he owns an engineering firm and is earning loads of cash but forever in work never seems to have any time to enjoy it, and any free time he has now he's out on a quad he bought. Because he's always working he only want's to be out a couple of hours on the bike where i want to be out all day.

Dobber is another word for telling tales or a grass

Then after 3 weeks, found a trailer & moved only 5 miles away from work in Bend....to previously mentioned trailer/RV park.... That 1st 3 weeks I was riding 800 miles a week as I was also going to Portland & back every weekend, trying to sell my house....

Diffraction and diffusion.

Thank You Obie Wan, or are you more of a Yoda given your interest in small people.

Of course you haven't seen any , there's no tracks for the imaginary trains you silly boy.

I've found the same here Terry! Fuck knows how many stations I've visited and never a train in sight.

Oh and forget his claptrap about the Sun moving through the Universe, it's literally not relevant. the stars you see in the sky are in our own Galaxy, the Galaxy moves relative to the Earth or rather the Earth moves with the Galaxy and all it's stars, the Earth does not move through the Galaxy at any astronomica significant spped, it orbits the centre of the galaxy at 230km per second but then the entire galaxy is rotating with it DUH!. so yes everything appears static although over decades slight movements can be detected. Things far away appear to be motionless but the fact is they are moving at incredible speeds, it's another failing of flat Earthers (Flerfs) to underestimate the size of our Solar system let alone the Milky Way Galaxy and beyond, just a tiny snippet to give some kind of persepctive... If you jumped on your bike and rode to Jupiter non stop at 60mph, how long would it take you to get there, no break/stop/sleeping? 700 years is the answer and our system isn't even a spec of dust compared to the Galaxy we're in, if our Sun was the size of a ping pong ball the next nearest star to it (Proxima Centuri) would be 680 miles away

Yes! When I first knew Scott (2003 I think) that's how he looked! Full on redneck he was!

Gotta be a Rush...

Yes , Lionel is not very prolific with words . It would be nice if he told us more about himself so that we can take the piss sympathise

Once I get the other side of Chesterfield heading for the Peak district my phone is useless, it is even useless at the wife's sisters in Worksop, we'll just outside Worksop in a built up area..

I thought the connection maybe a prob for you. Mandi takes her work laptop with her when we go anywhere, if the connections bad we can often hotspot one on our phones to get her going.

Technical problems require an immediate resolution.

When i posted a photo like that on one of the reservoirs near me i was accused of photoshop cheeky fuckers