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They normally use American hips! When she had the first one done in 2018 she'd start spontaneously Line Dancing on occasions!

he's just saved you a few quid on air fare and accommodation for me ... i would of needed a week , few days training and limbering up and then after the lick few days recovery time.

@Six30 will be well chuffed , he doesn't have to lick @XTreme's groin now

So what have I missed?

@boboneleg likes to see my handy work … enjoy

Your in Spain now it will probably be made of cast iron lol

That’s my line!

Half a fucking job again , you just can't get the staff

and im off to get some chromozone injections in one of my shoulders next month and later on the other shoulder and if that doesn't work i think it will be new bits (shoulder replacements )

There is a cheaper option barber near to us....but I stopped going there, never felt comfortable having my hair cut by a barber who had only 1 eye.

Maybe his wife took the phone charger.

Takes them 15 minutes to shoot a 30 second clip, going back and forward setting the camera and picking it up after. When in Morocco two years ago I wanted to get a couple of pictures of myself with the bike so I propped the phone against a rock and set the 10 second timer. First took a couple of tries to get the bike framed properly, then a couple more to not get me getting on or off, and finally a half acceptable one. This was on deserted mountain passes, I couldn’t help but wondering that there must be a goat herder laughing his ass off looking at the silly tourist running back and forwards giving a thumbs up to a rock

The rest of you are going to have to step up now as there will be an inevitable void in the ride reports section.

Just been educating some French people in the art of the English language! It's only when you try to teach someone else, that you realise how weird English is! And then try to explain what a doer is, or why read can mean "to read" or "have read"......yes, it's spelled the same, but pronounced differently! Or how to pronounce queue.....yes, just ignore how it's spelled, think of it as kew.....what? That doesn't help?

Good afternoon

Twat

we can tell its 8 quids worth

Wife's now on the waiting list for her second hip replacement.

Now....not much, Back then I had full coverage. I did better than my brother, at the age of 20 he had a hairstyle like Friar Tuck.

I hope he is better at cutting hair than he is at avoiding gay Arabs.

oven roasted codfish and potatoes with onions and olive oil, with the fire on it’s proper confort food on a winter night @Sofia‘s pataniscas de bacalhau, delicious. Maybe you would call them codfish cakes? @Sofia’s carabineiro rice: Rabbit cacciatore, it surprised me how good it turned out. Steak and roasted butternut squash @Sofia’s lamb pie, this was around Christmas. She wanted to cook UK things. The same lamb, not on pie.

He’s only been away for a couple of days, you’re all taking it out of proportion.

That’s bang on in my opinion. If you make a statement that I’m going to do so and so and then just make excuses you’re bound to get flamed for it on here. I hope Rich continues to post as I quite like him on the other hand I’m looking forward to @Six30’s tongue action

well i just hope @busabeast and @Slowlycatchymonkey are vert happy together

That's Six's Car Sales lot!

It's never been a UK model , Honda Britain need a kick in the nuts.

Any pics

that's good

Huzzah..........

My Mother-in-Law had a shoulder replacement earlier in the year Lionel. She's 89 and she's doing very well with it so if it comes to that you should be fine

Can't see the welds, you done a good job there.

so do i then i can get back on the bike

you can be the search party... will get you out the house .

you want it videoed ?

My daughter cuts (what bit I have ) my hair.... every 6 weeks...there is a barbers shop in Tesco (I kid you not!) But I will be damned if iam paying £15 for short back and sides.

Portuguese oldschool classic, codfish and chick peas Roasted broccoli and carrot sticks, way better than it sounds with Moroccan paprika yesterday’s pesto Spinach and pepper salad, tomato rice, and roasted hake filet. Morocco inspired meatballs and onion tomato sauce, with duck eggs. The laughing cow triangles are a guilty pleasure of mine.

Or put it on a high shelf.

wouldn't get to the yorkie bars ... he would of bludgeoned her to death with in five minutes

Riding off into the sunset in his truck sharing Yorkie bars?

Perhaps you’d get on better here if you posted a ride out or telling us about your day . You may be an intellectual but that doesn’t stop you being a complete bellend

is it for sale ?

You're not fooling me mate.