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it would have to be a fucking long screwdriver its in yarmouth im in kent

That's the ones I know of

While you lot have been stuck on here all day having dick swinging contests lusting after pictures of each other some have been riding their bike all day Too knackered for a ride report so a few words and lot's of photos, My ride took me to Tregaron and back The route A couple of lanes around Sennybridge area Epynt ranges with the mock German village in the background and lots of Pete's exes hanging around Taking a shortcut to Abergwesyn Abergwesyn Pass the road is like this all the way to Tregaron one of my favourite roads and the dog is the perfect bike for it The long way to Llanddewi Brefi, no gays there today they were all on here flashing flesh Heading down to Ffarmers noticed i missed a few lanes here when i looked at my route at home i shall be back. Found some abandoned shit for Pete when closing a gate there was a lot of abandoned shit everywhere heading down to Pumsaint Heading up over to Porthyryd, i forgot this lane has about six gates to open two of them on a steep loose gravel climb after this i was feeling a bit knackered so i just headed home via Llangadog and over the black mountains which now has speed cameras as well as a 40mph speed limit cant see me using that road much in the future. I ended up going down to Neath and doing a few more lanes around there and then home.

Headed back down towards town....had a stop along Clark creek on the way... Decided to have a closer look @ the Grand Ronde river that runs through an RV park along the way... en route towards that.... River is pretty full from the spring run-off right now.... not to fret there Pete...just remember-- It's NOT your bike!...lol On the way home I rode up north to the end of a new subdivision where there was a field full of dozy cows...1 came over to say Hi...lol Overall, pretty happy with the improved ride quality...but noticed some shifting issues (jumping between 7th & 8th gears)...but the electronic shifter should sort that out.

@Marcel's last xray.

In the Cave Bar when you said "All the boys have fucked Sam"......then you remembered that Gail was sitting next to you!

You've been searching your bus for spare change when the passengers have gone haven't you

It was (maybe ) the biggest mistake I made...... 2nd one was getting married again

Weather turned out to be quite nice this morning, so out to the garage I went w/ manual in hand. Tightened up some loose fasteners around the handlebar mounted computer & pumped the shock up just slightly as well as adjusted the damping....which equated to a big diff in the ride...all on the positive side. So I donned the Bell lid, glove & shades...then headed for the eastside back to Cemetary rd. for some nice views. Looking west....where I'll end up heading to on another occasion. 1 last view south towards Mt. Harris. Last week I put a coat of black bed-liner on the battery for protection until I hunt down a pair of fenders. I think I'll repaint that again with some Herculiner which is a rubber/urethane based bed-liner....also cover the front section of the mid-drive motor. It'll also help insulate the battery for those cold weather rides. A qwik tour through the cemetary as there was a few flowers dispensed on grave stones...probably because of Easter weekend. Looking NW towards where I live....

My tracked route is 173 miles, my speedo is one of those ones that boosts your ego as it runs fast, that shows 197miles i think i need to get it fixed LOL

Is that at the same time as winning Moto GP and the Dakar ?

Like an invisible motorcycle and trailer or something

No ! This is Sam :>> 1st photo with shorts on. 2nd photo sat on floor with white top on.

I had a laugh yesterday when out shopping with the Mrs. I was taking the trolley back to get me quid, when I noticed a guy in front of me with a fuck off great big pair of pliers in his back pocket. He was using them to pull all the pound coins left in some of the trolleys. He made four quid. I know times are tight but FFS

There is no one there, they are all related to each other.

For those of you in UK , don't forget that the clocks go forward tonight. I wouldn't want some of you being late for church in the morning

Superb Fred , that looks like a proper day out This is the lane where I first met Pug/Ogri/Steve many years ago . I was riding with Paul Mules when we came across them riding the other way , while Paul and Steve were chatting I took the opportunity to sort out my leg and then he realised who I was from Maximumbikes and Dualsport.

Everybody on this forum is trolling me now!

that looks like a fair old distance you done... how many miles ?

I was laughing the whole time I took that one.... just for your sake!

Bike in the water?

Good point but then I'd have to sell either the Yamaha WR or the Ducati so in that case it would probably be the Ducati that would go. I absolutely love the DR650 but I'm on tippy toes when I come to a halt and sometimes I struggle to hold it up in those situations . If the CF450 has a lower seat height then it's worth considering.

And you trying to back pedal out of it!

Having owned one of these 20 years ago I can tell you that it sounds very clattery! The motors on these are very quiet compared to the aircooled 600's.

I have enough for the new shocks now.

Then put him in a full Nelson and throw him out.

No......but they'll start referring to him as Dickhead as soon as he opens his mouth!

I remember talking to guy (after her and me split) who worked with her, he said her nickname there was Raleigh

Maybe he could photoshop the pile of rubbish out of my pic? No.....I don't mean the fucking bike!

Maybe you could photoshop your vote onto something else.

Pete I live in a different part of the world...my house has never been locked since new ..my vehicles either ..crime is pretty well non existent around here...

I would not trust the indicator stalks as anchorage.

Exactly. Some ponce has now switched their vote to Pete’s gay moped.

Buckster was married..? Though that knobend was a virgine ...

The Painted Hills.... near John Day, OR

After spending this month attending to domestic maintenance.... just rode UP to the top of my steep driveway, sitting down....in 7th gear- on PA level 3. Still gotta install the electronic shifter & tighten up a few fasteners...but just about got the brake pads enbed'd. Gonna pump the shock up a bit as well. Might just have to do a ride report tomorrow.... My sore, piss-poor excuse for feet are mucho appreciative of this Beast that's an absolute blast to ride!

just spoke with sophia and she said you should do it

Well I haven't ran across any...and I've been living here since the eightys...

It feel solid enough...I won't be heavily loaded and it's only to keep it from moving side to side..

You have to share the love even if its just for a fleeting moment

foreplay

How can a man of God have done this...Divorce twice...? He will burn in the internal flames of Babylon...

Yeah

Some feckless ponce has voted for Pedro’s wankpanzer.

Just finished my new wheel spacers for the dog turned these Into these