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See !! I told you he was trying to get a shag ..........

I have just watched this, the car as been stood quite some time, they cleaned the plugs, put in a new air filter and gallon of petrol and it fired straight up , then they took it for a spin.....Jap engineering, marvelous.

Well it ain't Biggus Dickus , at least that's what Aberdeen Angus told us

Mighty Shaved Sasquatch Slaque Anus. Bicepticon Braincel The Canukistani Strawberry Shortcake. Bugger Chopster

Really sweetheart...

Just started both Africa Twins all fired up ok no missing or spluttering. Didn't have to change the clocks i haven't used the bikes for so long they were the right time.

There's a huge amount of things that affect kids behaviour now that we never understood when i was a kid. My sisters daughter was uncontrollable as a young child she wouldn't sit still and wouldn't listen to what she was being told, after a few years going back and forth the doctors they found it was certain food additives that was affecting her behavior, An example was she could eat a tube of smarties except the blue ones as whatever was in the colouring of the blue ones had her running wild. One of the big things that helped my sister was telling the bloody grandparents not to feed her daughter sweets behind her back as it would make her hyper and it wasn't the grandparents that was dealing with it after but they wouldn't always listen. My boy struggled with school he couldn't concentrate and was falling behind after a few tests we found he suffers from autism and wearing glasses with yellow lens helped him. All his symptoms i found very familiar because it was what i was like in school but nobody new about it back then.

New tent from Giant Loop for you GS boys/girls

What......BillyBob's dick?

if it involves fingering a mouse ...he's probably on his way

I’m in work today, as you can see I’m working very hard

Maximus C**t would be better

None of the fat fucks on here have a 32”” waist Lionel

Dan's bitch Indian lover Ktm cunt Can't ride for shit Bloated boaster Biycb - back in your cage bitch Gobble gobble I could go on but I thibk there's a good few names to get people voting yes

It's on the cards you know it..... bound to be

Yeh......but they're Hondas Fred!

Haven't pursued it any further cos the Dealers have all been closed over Easter. I've got to try and work it in slowly.......28 days to go.

Well Giant Loop ain't a anagram of April Fool..

We have the 10 year old whirlwind today, and maybe all week too old for this shit.

I think thats what you meant wasn't it, remember I've got the proof

"That Cunt Marcel"

Iam saying nothing!......i have managed today with out a bollocking.

I sent some dosh across to my boy in NL cos it's his birthday this week. So he rang up to thank us and (with the mrs there) I said "there's no better feeling than giving something to your loved ones!"

Last time I looked the 2L was still Japanese as I had a close look at a 2l Cumquat (Quashquai) or what ever the fuck they were called. For my Mrs before she bought the X3 money pit. Dunno about now.

So Pete any news on the proposed new bike? Or did the Mrs put the kibosh on it?

you'll get a Harley pull up with a trailer out side your house shortly

Bet you had to pay millions of euros didn't you, did you remember to hide the super yacht and all you're private jets this time?

Just done my first quarter taxes to send off to the Accountant!

yeh just been reading a piece about them, good engine (150bhp) .....comfortable and very good in the handling department.....no wonder they took them to the BTTC race series.

A Primera GT......that makes all the difference.

And why exactly do you need another bike pete... you've already had 900 bikes in you're riding career

That's unleaded fuel for you, that the problem with the ethanol content of the current fuel it gums up everything very quickly

Try one of the injector cleaning additives it might help. You've prompted me to start mine now as i haven't for a few months and last time it was carbs off on the old Africa twin i don't want to be doing that again.

Yeah its injection, id guess it just wants using abit more than 3 or 4 times a year! It may sort itself out with a few tanks of fuel through it

You would be (or maybe not) surprised how many very young children are in the audiology when I go for my appointments, some with 2 aids like I have, people have this idea that you have to be a old git to be deaf, or have a Triumph to send you deaf. Get her checked

thats when you shit yourself when you open it up

err... she is female .

I don't know what it is with skye she just literally can't seem to listen or react appropriately to what is being asked of her

Thanks for the offer, but I will pass, one whirlwind is enough, 11.15am and iam running low on energy and patience.

or even a moose ..or both

Do you want a 3½ year old supposed deaf child aswell for the Easter holidays, we've got one to rehome

Standard day for you then

Chuck Norris refuelling his jet.

. managed to change the time on the cooker … took me all fucking day but it’s done