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It is the closest you will ever get to pussy you aren’t related to.

Nah he will be fine mate, he will grow up knowing how to be around females and will get plenty. Get him down the rugby be club and he will find out how much fun it is kicking the shit out of his mates and he will be set. I despair with my boy, doesn't like the physical side of life, tried him with all sorts growing up, rugby, football, karate but not for him. Got plenty of aggression when gaming and shouting at the puter but not so much in real life. He would like a girly but doesn't know how to get one. I told him to clean up his act and get out there and talk to them but what the fuck do I know. I genuinely think youth is wasted on the young especially this millennial generation, soft fuckers.

I might be regretting having offered to make the new name poll, this will be a 15 page thread by the time I do it. It might too much insanity to go through while keeping a sane mind ...

Whoo Hooo!...I have not got to go for my yearly MRI this June.....I must be getting better! or they have given up on me.

We went to a "do" in the village on Sunday daytime and then a meal and band Sunday evening. Then we went to Sete yesterday for a tall ships gathering. Mandy has gone back to work today for a rest!

Any of you saw a City Dump w/ this kind of backdrop?....

Bugger, I used @Six30 special ginger crayon but he's gone all up market now

A guy called Marion and a guy dressed as Marion.

free board, food and lube @Marcel you lucky lucky boy

It is our event of the week tomorrow........oh yes!......Asda. Hope the cars battery ain't flat.

Sis in law calls our bungalow God's waiting room.

I see the beard is coming along nicely Marcel

I don't know? All bets could be off if they keep fucking me about and I tell them to keep their fucking bike! In French, obviously!

would buckster have his trailer attached ?

Apparently he’s got 10 stitches on his head as well, but going ahead with the birthday dinner. Stubborn dude!

She is a giant compared to this guy.

so your going to hire a Harley as your track bike

Harley!..Corner!...160kph!

Call him Bender or Stu or will that be to upsetting for you @XTreme

Had a quick little blast around the 'hood this morning.....within 2 short blocks, got 'er rollin' up to 25 mph....surprising for a bicycle!

The view from my desk, there were three but they buggered off when I moved to get the camera then this one came along.

Only 1 step away from that "Adventure Mobility" forum....he & Ren will be legendary!

Marcel le moose fondler Just a thought

I don't think you've pissed @boboneleg off! So start slagging The Leg off.......he'll get upset cos he's quite attached to it!

mine after 6 days....

As bald as a fucking baby...

cause he said he could make a better apple crumble than her ... and he wasn't afraid to prove it

Yeh......he shit out now he wants somebody else to take up the challenge for him.

He's 27 days older than me! An elite 1954 model like me and @Clive! Send him my best Pedro!

It doesn't help that you are a bit gay as well.

well..... we do have @Clive harping on about gardening a fair bit ..which is a kind of diy

It's all about trail braking. It's beyond you mortals.

Another day and even more insanity Mark. No DIY or Good Morning threads in this shithole! Tell him @Six30

Rossi wears @busabeast pyjamas Marcel! What you say @Six30?

You could always hire a trackbike over here you dopy cunt, why would you ship your shitbox over here just to crash it trying to outpace me on a track and failing.... Which we all know you will do too

Strawberry fool.

You see the one I feel sorry for is the boy when he comes along, he'll have 3 females to deal with in his sister and 2 cousins he's going to be a confused little bugger if we're not careful

My nomination is for bloated boaster

That’s true, we need to change it to something more appropriate, like Busapussy or little fat cunt.

I don't see real meat, more like reformed offal.