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Went for a bimble round the Clay Country today, cold and dry but Twas a joy to be out and about on my own. The Blue Bells were out on my walk this morning and saw the Ugly Boat.

I can hear the pride in @XTreme’s voice as he describes the depravity of this place.

The cider place next door also gave me a Cornish Cock

Today marks this forum's 4th birthday! As I've said in the past, I only started it as somewhere different to go when we were all locked down at the start of the Pandemic. I never expected it to last once we got mobility again......but amazingly we're still here. During that time we've built a solid reputation as established Internet troublemakers! And we've also built a place where the very dregs of the motorcycle world can behave in a way that would get them banned on any respectable forum. Besides the usual morons from the past we've actually managed to attract a few more......which is what we have to do if we want to survive in this era of Social Media. So if you've got mates that do forums then call them in so the likes of Buck, Six, Busa, and Marcel can call them cunts and nonces!

So your junking the barge and buying a Honda then

No, it’s worse.

I got finished with work and it was sunny outside so thought id go out for a random ride. When I went outside it was freezing so changed my mind. Within 20 mins it was pissing down ...

Been wasting time fitting an eBay fuel pump to a jag today only for it to buzz for a while and give up the ghost altogether when I tried to test it in a bucket of petrol. The shed, car and overalls stink, someone give me a match.

Why? Are you fed up with just humiliating yourself?

Go fuck yourself in the arse with your peg leg.

That's the first time anybody's said that to Marcel!

Not alf. Found a site online by the original part number, double the price but fuck eBay. Can't buy anything other than Chinese shite.

Hey Fred, it looks like we've got us a gay trail rider ............

Twas a lovely spring morning so I dug the Sled out of hibernation and rode it to work , pretty nippy though

If your going off road i wouldn't change those tyres for anything more road orientated i'd be going more aggressive you will get used to them after a while or are you creating a pavement princess.

Maintenance scene …

Well done to everyone involved , now if we could only manage to keep some female members here .....................

Carlsberg dont do motorbike forums , but if they did......

I thought it was the average mental age of the members?

At this rate it will be back on the road right about the time we run out of fossil fuels.

Just goes to show that this place isn't as bad as everyone makes out

Fork Seal fixed …

Once they are fitted I will go hunting for sports bike riders to humiliate.

Another one for the Zed fans out there.... a fine Mk2 example from AC Sanctuary....

It will never leave the van.

I'm pretty sure none of them looked like that though Marcel

The things a Flat-Tracker can do to a tire....

Looking west from the north end of town....

From behind the garage....

No, it’s Portuguese for

Go fuck yourself you fucking lard arse...wonder you can even ride a bike with the gerth around your waist...hey I'm not the one going to those Beemer gathering looking for some fresh ass to rape...you're worse than Buckster at least he's doing the lords work...

It was definitely a bull they are solitary...cows are never alone...either with a year Ling or other cows..

A mate brought me round some forks for a 660. Asked me to fit the supplied seals. Stanchions looked like the top bush had been swopped for some 1 grit emery paper.

Excuse me … adjusted the chain cleaned and lubed it yesterday , noticed a bit of folk oil on forks yesterday , just going to clean the seals with my handy little plastic thing

He might ride it about a mile if you're lucky but you definitely ain't going to see him twirling spanners

In the Flat Track world....this guy is DaMan!

Streetwalker?

They'd need to be OldSchool bike girls to be a good fit!

stalking his fantasy lover ...buckster

I think if you didn't waste so much time disproving the non believers that bike would be running by now.. .

Mates?....Can't help you with that.

Six got himself a YamaThump....sweet!

You can get the 500cc with dual tanks, it would be enough fuel for three years riding.

Van action pic … not took any more yet … I been tinkering and cleaning it .

Washed the bike, packing the camping equipment away . Sat here having a coffee now as I feel f*cked