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Sofia is sort of nuts and I would keep clear if I were you. @Sofia?

Going out to dinner with a couple of friends tonight, it looks like rain tonight so on´t want to take Maria's soft top as the top soaks up, decided to take the 320 even if it's in need of a proper service. Who needs brakes anyway? so just for @Saul: One main beam bulb was out, so got two and just fitted in 10 minutes, two Osram bulbs for 5€ Then checked the stoplights since I had a warning on the onboard "computer", as soon as I pressed them the warning went out, will look into it. Marvel in the sound of a rotting exhaust And since it'll be parked outside for a while, also turned the alarm on, which surprised me by working perfectly after many years switched off! There you go, happy motoring out to dinner!

what does that matter.... its whats on the inside that matters.... and how much a new settee would cost

I have some jobs to do, got to repair the settee, wife has broken two of the springs in it, if another one breaks she will go through the settee and end up sitting on the floor.

Garage day for me , I've got a new silencer to fit .............

And you will just say that if you believe then God will do it for you....

My kids used to Its long gone now. I think that photo is from around 2010 ish. One of my Jack Russells loved it to. And yes I did go on it now and again with the kids and it was fucking knackering.

Your best yet, you are our Banksy

Remember years ago when they used to come around with aerial photos of your house selling them door to door? Anyway this shows the pinch point at the corner of my house, plenty of room in the garden but poor access.

About a year or so ago I ordered a battery operated air pump......but it's fucking useless. So I've ordered this one from Amazon......mains (or lighter socket) operated, thousands of positive reviews, and on a deal at €50. The wife reckons she knows how to operate it!

so buying the second hand Audi was a much better experience ?

yeh... fuck it clive , cut the lawn

@Buckster 's outfit when he's preaching next to his bible trailer

No it's nothing to do with ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZacks ramblings. Where are you Chris, I'm missing my fill of cool French back roads . Come back and say hello , better still show me a photo of a yummy boulangerie

And you all keep buying the chinesseium crap.

MMMMMmmm,

24 years ago when I bought the house I had the front garden paved for parking, we can get 3 cars out there comfortably 4 at a squeeze but to get around the back is a pinch point as we live in the corner of a square. I intend to build a bike shed in line with the gate opening so it should be user friendly for me and the maid to get out bikes in and out.

He’s a cunt.

Haha no its been abit of a bind but its sorted now and all is good.

Gonna try out a deer trail that I cleared on the north hillside of my property....an alternate route that ends right outside the kitchen door. & Friday is date night w/ the misses.... so there will be shooting of Tequila involved.

Fixed

all women are sort of nuts.... except the ones with nuts , they are nuts.

I would tell you what I am up to this weekend, but it will only bore you.

I’m about to leave from Sofia’s and going home through the hills. Then sunday riding north. weather looks iffy.

Today I have mostly be widening my back gate to make access for bikes more manageable. I increased the opening from 33” to 41.5”. My theory is that I will be able to get my Hornet through with bar end mirrors fitted. Funnily enough I used to be able to get my R100RS through the 33” opening with care looking back it seems impossible now but I know I could and did often. Fuck me timber has become expensive. Love on the invoice you get 4” x 4” x 2.4 m post sizes. That’s British common sense right there Before Had to dig down through the 70 year old concrete path with my wood pecker of a breaker. To be fair when I was working as a gardener handy man I went through several of them over the years but they are surprisingly capable and were cheap as chips to replace. At the time a decent brand small breaker was £300 and this Aldi special was £30 and for the odd job like today it was a no brainier. After gate stretched and rehung. I am going to be redoing much of the garden over the summer and once that is completed I will get a couple of bags of chipping to put down to tidy things up.

I have never seen a woman more deluded than that silly cow.

My Chinky came with a 2 year unlimited warranty, but It only had a couple of slight faults...ungreased headstock bearings and a disc pad that threw the friction material off, but WK did their best to weedle out of the claim, bike shop did a good job and got them to aggre to the parts cost though.

I'm going to take a shot in the dark at .............

The nc500?

Pete's new Ride?.... Now there's NO room for that lame "Weather Permitting" excuse....lol

Weather's a bit cooler here now.......but decent enough! So I'll be out at some point. No idea where......but it's bound to be an improvement on some of the shit you lot come out with! Talking of shit......are we going to see @Six30 out on his new XT? Without the van? So are any of you lot going to do anything other than talk? Unlikely I know......but we live in hope!

be something to do

Yes, the superstitious bike thief who cares about not braking mirrors.

What’s the point in obsessing over having a Honda for it to be bulletproof to then not trust it when out of warranty?

I am Batman.

Anyone we know?

I think we know what Pete is looking at.