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My friend ordered a bulb, this is what it came in, the bulb is in front of the box.

Just been up to Damerells again as I want them to look at my Shadows bike. Got to go on my own as Shadow has gone to Newquay with her brother on the train. I can honestly say it was a joy to be out bimbling around the backroads on her CB125F. Just back to basics fun in the sun. I did have to travel along the old A30 across Goss moor for 3 miles which was a bit more exposed. The bikes max with me on it was 62 mph and pretty vibie. Not where it likes to be but that was the only negative of the ride. Get to do it all again next Thursday when it is booked in. Photographic evidence Never knew Harley did a ladies edition @XTreme does your Shad measure up to this one? Some food for Negatron More shinies

The twat seems have got himself stuck in the hole in the table!

Mate, the smell of stale piss reminded me of you and that was quite enough.

What’s Marcia like? Asking for @XTreme because he’s too shy to ask himself

I’ll act like the moderator here and ask not to soil every thread with the creation/bible discussion.

@Pedro.......here's some Brit culture for you!

Looking south from above....over a mile deep, Hells Canyon....Idaho on the left....Oregon on the right....

Something not very often seen....

Got some new feet for my duck.

I am going to get the scoot out this afternoon!. And charge the battery and give the scoot a clean.

Nom nom

Nom nom

Spain, she is going to Spain.

@Skippy and @XTreme Your weather is about to turn to shit as my wife is on a plane to Spain at this very moment

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/news-opinion/visitor-describes-ghost-town-visit-9256831?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar Good and accurate poem Empty The pretty streets beside the sea Belie a sickening sound Of morbid wealth that took by stealth The buildings in the town. And most of them are empty, Few people can be found. They made their many millions Moving money in the Smoke Before they saw a stunning view; Then bought it off some bloke. And now that small investment Has doubled at a stroke. Many a fierce fishermen Who lived in homes like these, Would come home to their weary wives From work upon the seas And spend their Sunday mornings In church upon their knees. Their sadness is to see their homes Closed up, silent and bare. Only open when their rich Plush owners can be there. No local accents sounding Is more than they could bear. Cornish folk are now priced out Of property by the sea. And through the blinded windows We see prosperity, Though now these streets are empty Except for you and me. A single, silent seagull Swoops upon its prey. Then verdant country greets us As we drive away And look back on the ghost town As silence mars the day. Francis Charters

Don't despair , you can always request photos of his groin from our resident flasher

Put the daughters car back together tonight, had a bitch of a job putting the rubber boot in the floor where the cables pass through all had to be done laying on my back underneath and there's a plastic thingy you remove on one cable that locks the end of it, i removed it in the wrong position at first and couldn't select some of the gears so when i worked out how to release the locking bit i made sure the gear box was in neutral and locked it when the gear lever was centered in the neutral position, not sure if that was the correct way to do it but all worked fine after that, Took two and a half hours fucking hate working on cars.

What do you expect for moderators...we have one less leg pirate and Bible freak....good call Pedro...don't know why you didn't get the gig..

Leave him there, the world will be no worse off.

He did ...£18 for the bulb, and £5 P&P

Did that one have Pirelli tires? That might be the answer.

An identical one to mine but with half the garden sold last month for £336,000. But its just numbers everything down here is £200,000 plus. Just think of trying to raise that sort of mortgage. Just not going to happen unless you are pushing £40 to 50k a year and who the fuck earns that in rural Cornwall. Not many I would argue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/l0056lz9/north-west-200-live-north-west-200-live-thursday-races?seriesId=unsliced

You should have posted this in the politics section.

Anywhere that's not soulless urban sprawl it seems like. The rural parts of Britain is becoming an enclave for the rich and entitled, anyone that actually lives and works there are eventually driven out by generation. My kids will never be able to get a house where I live. Fine for me that my ex local authority house is worth stupid money but what's the point if my family have to leave. It's just beyond shit and the community is ripped apart.

No......Andalucia!

They put a funel on my dog...

Maybe that’s the plan.

B&M will be half the price but only last 5 minutes before Clive’s missus gets splinters

More shit to go wrong

Took the mountain bike out again for a bimble along the local dirt tracks. Not sure of distance but I was out for about three hours and my legs feel stiff now so a decent stretch I imagine. Its been so dry over the past three years it’s beginning to look like North Africa! Found a nice little place for @XTreme to wander around in. A strong smell of piss, used condoms and some stained mattresses would have given Pete a stiffy

That will last about five minutes before it shits it’s pants.

Locked up for the night … more action tomorrow

Arcos de la Frontera

Off to B&M to get another lav seat ...... going to risk going in the car, its making no tinkling noises any longer and seems to be running OK. Be good to get out because next door neighbours have gone out and left dog again, again, so very soon it will start barking and howling. glad I can't hear it.

Is that a region of a particular country?

Somewhere in Andalusia

I keep buying a Lotto ticket with the hope my luck will change......the last 20 ( or thereabouts) tickets that bought I did not get 1 number!.

What’s wrong with you brits? It’s like you enjoy bad shit!

Do you wear a green cape while you're riding it ?

That suits your bike perfectly.