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Now out of ICU and in the cardiology ward.

You will all be happy to know that I now have full admin access for the forum so I will be assuming the role of your benevolent leader. It's going to be glorious.

I recon it was after you told him about the hernia and showed him the photos poor fucker was only in for an ingrowing toenail

wait until it comes out

Took the long way home, 90 miles, swung by a church that a friend is just about to become lead pastor of.

I see a step through in your future

probably his best option ... i think i would if i was stuck next to you for a few days

he's got a lid with flames on it....

So you will spend the rest of your life dodging puddles hiding from the sun visiting abandoned buildings working yourself to death and starting endless polls. we’re also looking forward to your hernia kicking in so we can see half naked unflattering photos of yourself by the way hope you’re feeling better Pete

He will get a Honda Scoot and it will be the best scoot in the World Won't even need a topbox as he will have the handy underseat storage So you horrible fuckers won't be able to bully him about it.

First time using this place, family business, they mot everything. Recommended to them by a guy who I fixed his harley brakes for. Told the tester who I was and he said "oh you're the brake guy, did a great job on John's bike, your bike will be fine." Spent half an hour chatting and passed the bike, not many old school places like that left.

My wife is the grim reapers secretary she deals with death everyday. she works in a palliative care ward. Don't know how she does it not something i would want to do but the sweets and chocolate she brings home are welcome LOL

It's alright mate it's not compulsory. People die all the time same as people are being born all the time. I suppose I see more of it because of my job but believe me people die all the time and while it is sad it is part of life. Doesn't mean you are next. Chin Up that Man!

I just showed Paolo, he wasn’t impressed

MOT time.

I suspected that when they rushed you in for the stents, but didn't saying anything as I didn't want to worry you. I had a similar experience although I wasn't confirmed to have had a heart attack until roughly a month afterwards. I had no chest pain although I didn't feel well and was blue lighted to A&E. They reckon I had the actual heart attack up to 3 days before I felt unwell and was rushed in. Apparently they discover a minor heart attack by blood test but the markers from that dissipate in a few hours so mine wasn't discovered until I had an ultrasound weeks later. It's not the end of the world mate but a warning. Listen to it and take things easy, don't ignore the medics. Get well soon

could happen to any one at any time... its just the cards we get dealt ... enjoy doing stuff while you can .

I'll be off to teach some Frenchies some more English swear words this afternoon with my buddy. I don't know what we're going to do once we run out of them. Probably just make some up? Anyway, we've already told them that once they learn English they can travel anywhere in the world and be understood. Just point and shout! Works fine when confronted by Johnny Foreigners who pretend that they don't understand!

Your probably bored Pete so here's something to keep your mind occupied for hours

Cleared my garage , got rid of a big metal cabinet I had full of shit I never use …. And I have unwittingly made a space for a motorcycle

Talking of top boxes @XTreme will probably just be able to squeeze a defibrillator in his … every cloud ….

Just had a therapeutic afternoon, had to take My Shadows bike up to Damerells to be looked at. I took a route avoiding the A30 as a 125 on a duel carriageway is not much fun. Anyway bimbled there on B roads sat in the sun for an hour and bimbled back again on a similar route. Thoroughly enjoyed it, different sort of biking but very enjoyable nonetheless. Terminal velocity on the CB125F is 63 mph with my fat arse on it Some serious vibey bollock tingling at that speed . Really fun trying to keep momentum up and making sure to hit the bottom of hills in the right gear. I did notice that it goes a lot better without a pillion and I know that’s obvious on a 125 but still made quite a difference in the amount of times you have change down. Two more sold CB125F’s I would love to know how many they actually sell in a year. Couple of Hornets Nice but spendy

Come on I didn't give any gorey details And I know loads Bloody charming me

That's cheery, got any better news ...........

face down with Size 3 footprints either side of his butt cheeks ....and empty jars of lube and vaseline scattered about the place ...

He’s not wrong, definitely makes your eyes water

Passed, mot involved checking lights and asking me if I'm happy with everything else because he knows I maintain my own bike.

His wife suggested it.

Did they bring in the machine that goes bing...

fuck off

1st guy to win a AMA national MX race...on a 4 stroke....which eventually changed MX everywhere.... Definitely 1 of my hero's!

We all know you meant that in the nicest possible way saul

Don't forget the dbm's aswell

The flames are pointing back because it's going fast!

When my wife was in hospital in Benalmadena they would bring her food tray, but all it had on it was a bottle of water and a glass , I was well fed and watered in the waiting room with free coffee and buns (Magdalena,s)

I am lucky enough never have had to have one of them things but they send shivers up my spine. The medics use them a lot in my line of work, I gotta look after the stock levels and shit concerning them. I have been told in detail how they work and probems concerning them. Makes me fuclking cringe. Apranently for the medics fitting a female one is much worse than a male one.

Unfortunately not everyone gets any pain. One of my old colleagues was feeling a bit ropey one weekend, so he drove himself to A&E. He collapsed in A&E and they had to resuscitate him twice there before they rushed him in to theatre. He had a couple of stents fitted. Bizarrely, the same weekend one of my other colleagues got rushed to hospital and also had a few stents fitted. When my dad had his first heart attack, my mum said that he just didn't feel too good and got short of breath and went a bit grey and clammy. Fortunately the hospital was just up the road and a motorcycle paramedic was with him within 5 minutes and an ambulance wasn't far behind. Although, they the blue lighted him down to the heart unit at Ashford hospital, which is a good drive from their place.

Paolo and I are off to Weston-Super-Mare on the train today to see my Mum and Step dad. We may be dodging showers on the way home though ..........

Vincent lawn mower....

He never has, his bike tops out at 58mph.

Well this takes the biscuit as an excuse for not going out on your bike

No!