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evening all,..long time no speak! Gutted to hear about Pete, Shame we couldnt get to see him off, myself and Lyn were gutted! Told my lad about Pete, he is gutted too! If anyone wants to arrange a wake for the ginger twat,..myself and my boy (now 32 ffs) would be more than happy to come to Wales for it! (as long as that toothless twat doesnt set me up with the police again) Keep me posted guys

View over Porto tonight

Just incase anything happens to this forum I have reopened Maximumbikes on Farcebook so that we will not get split up. At least that way if it does close (Hopefully not) we can regroup and get another forum started. Maximumbikes

Don't worry, no one does except Marcel

Fucking weather has been shite today one minute i getting sunburnt and the next it's lashing down made my job today twice as long. I'm as far as i can go with the fence today Old temporary fence or whats left of it that's been there since 2018 New fence i'm worn out now and my feet are killing me from all the toing and froing

are you marcel whitaker

Getting out on Sunday on ‘a’ bike but not ‘my’ bike……….a mate of mine has an elderly Kawasaki VN800 that he just isn’t riding so he asked me to take it out for the day! I’m going to head out with a couple of other mates on their custom bikes so it will not be fast but hey, it’s fecking roasting here now so I’m happy to put on a denim waistcoat and bimble about. I’ve ridden it a few times over the years and it’s quite nice to ride as far as custom style bikes are concerned. However, I look as gay-as-fuck on it.

Daughter bought them today, because she is at work from 6am till 6pm tomorrow.

Waaay ahead of ya Bob....finished off a $90 bottle of Tequila last night....Sooo smooth that stuff was! I settled for a shag chaser instead....

This, posted by Bruce just made me chuckle. "So how do we transfer our Smileys across? I fear that without them Phil will be unable to communicate effectively".

It's not too late.

i was once at a dinner table alone with a big group of Italians. This thread reminds me of that, once they started arguing amongst themselves all I could do was listening from a distance and try to get the gist of the conversation

That’s treason , expect a knock on your door pretty soon

Are you sure it wasn't Moses ...........

I know that's why I don't like it. poofball

Here's a musical interlude.

It’s 2024, be happy living your truth!

its enough to make you want to chuck your bike in a van to get to the good roads..... oh hang on

Some abandoned shit for Pete. More pic coming up. Found a tent in one of the buildings...wasn't sure if I was going to run into ...it was empty...

I can't remember what I did.

Normally I end up with 3 cards and 3 Yorkies. Happened to mention I liked them once years ago . Not moaning, I do like Yorkies.

Apparently I’m average in every dept A trick of the lens mate I went around to his this afternoon and collected it……..fuck me, the brakes are awful, it’s like trying to steer a tanker and it feels like it weighs 20 tonnes……. I’m sure it used to be better than that? Tomorrow beckons

I hoping England get to the semi-finals at least but we've no chance if any of the games go to penalties ............

Oh FFS, my Mrs has signed up for https://wonkycoffee.com/ pods. Tastes fine but look at the fucking menu that came with the box.

Wonder if I can talk Mandi into getting the bikes out this morn? Looks like this weathers here to stay for the next week. Need to spend some time sort stuff for the festival trip at some point.

Gay

I remember them putting signs up on the A470 near me and for the first couple of months the sign read and i quote "sign not in use" FFS

World's fastest wheelbarrow @ 52 mph....

Had my first attempt at cleaning the CBF600, still plenty to do but it is looking passable from a few feet. Just going for tidy as it has done 30k so has a few battle scars and I am not concerned with that but there is some dirty shit that has to go. EG the glue from old wheel balancing weights and such. I spent yesterday cleaning up the panniers and getting the old stickers off. Of course there is no show without punch as Shadow wanted her bike in the photos so she can show her mates what she is supposedly getting. Notice the red hair to match, not obsessed much Anyway she’s wasn’t on receive when I told her about tests and such. Be some time yet.

I thought naming the forum the Euro, but that ship as long sailed for you … so the UEFA cup Any aspirations? I’m worried for Portugal, people tell they’re amongst the top 3 or 4 favourites, but our boys don’t react well to high expectations and confidence. They need to be put in a hard place. Having said that, I’m honestly hoping for a disgraced Spain and France more than any glory for Portugal

Well that commute took the romance of riding my bike to work, pissed down all the way there last night and stupid gusts of wind all the way across the Moor on the way home. Enjoying the bike though smooth, comfy and very easy to ride. It maybe the placebo effect but it seems to be riding better each time, but it was laid up for 6 months before I bought it. I know one thing those cupped tyres have to go, some very annoying tram lining in the wet. I was sort of going to tough it out until October when it’s MoT and service are due but am rethinking that if the summer is going to be a washout.

Rude

good ... they might as well fly home now

Gay

Hope the twat Andy Murray was watching Scotland get it given to em

Me too, couldn’t care less.

You are being punish ...for being a dickhead ...

Women trouble eh.

Just secondhand bike maintenance once its done you will never have to do them again except the pads of course the ones on the van that is

and nothing wrong with that

Zzzak is going to be all over this...