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Hey you bunch of bikists!

There's a guy in the TRF we nicknamed FOP (fall off Paul) the sky sees the soles of his boots more than the ground when he's out on a ride

Down the hill outside of Cody, Wyoming...

Took a dirt road shortcut ....

Rode for hours, never seeing another vehicle...

On the road - in nowhere Montana they were setting up a rodeo for this week's 4th of July celebrations...

There are only 2 types of bikers, those who fell and those who will fall.

That pic's a mind fuck after a bottle of wine

I don't think @Slowlycatchymonkey has called us twats for a week , a bit disappointing actually .............

True story, apparently so did Marcel!

Two wheel dickheads I mean. I popped out with Shadow on the Hornet as we had to go up to Damerells to book her CBT. Anyway on the way up to Bodmin to join the A30 to Indian Queens some twin headlight Sport bike, Aprilia maybe, was up our chuff most of the way , couple of times we passed cars, tractors he was right there up our chuff again. I rode normally, not playing silly buggers especially with Shadow on the back but he never passed, starting to get on my tits a bit anyway we came up to Lanhydrock roundabout and had to anchor up last minute for a Tesla who indicated one way then went the other. Sporty boy wasn't watching shot past me right out into the path of the Tesla, somehow the Tesla just about stopped in time and didn't broadside him. Dunno if they have some sort of collision avoidance or something because I though matey was toast. We rode on past the drama and as we went past Chloe called him a silly twat, gonna have to speak to her about her gob. On the way home from Damerells again going down the St Austell distributor road which is a fast sweeper between 3 roundabouts. Come up behind some maybe 600 jap sport bike, twas green so probably a Kawasaki T plate with a loud fart can on it. Matey see us drops two gears and is off like a stabbed rat , overtaking on double whites and weaving all over the shop. Each roundabout brought us roughly back together than he is off again each time. I never got involved at all just riding normally. When we got to the traffic lights at the bottom his is there revving the tits off his bike and, making a hell of a row looking over his shoulder at me. I just smiled at him. Anyway when the lights change he throws it left on full throttle nearly losing the bike on a manhole. Then proceeds to piss pass 4 cars in a 30 zone barely holding the thing. Why the fuck do they behave like that I don't know, especially on wet roads. I must say that witnessing such stupidness is teaching Shadow a few valuable lessons much more than listening to me drone on. She is not slow to judge and was not impressed with what she saw.

Work persons ffs

Beginning of July... thats when she has her moat cleaned and the Drawbridge hinges and mechanism serviced...so probably to busy bossing her workmen about

Had to break out my spare boots as my current ones are falling to bits. Got them second had off eBay for £35. Supposedly Gortex. Brand is Gaerne which I haven’t heard of but they look promising And no the dog is not standing on the ceiling I flipped the photo so they are right way up. Light was weird in the room.

I feel ashamed, trust me. I didn't have anything at Starfucks and only had a few sips of Coors - so I'm not totally gay.

Coors and Starbucks? You know last month was Pride month?

Took a cab ride into town and saddle up at a bar. Nice place for a liquid dinner ....

Crossing into Wyoming now....

No time to watch though as well had 600 miles to cover today....

But first, he had to have coffee, Imagine my embarrassment of going in here. I don't drink coffee and have never been in one. Now I know why....

We're headed back a day early - Todd's rear tire is just about gone and we are hoping to get home before the cords show......

Sweet Blue Burrito Burner...

A bike that was years ahead of its time...one of my all time favorite bikes that I had the pleasure to own...it's took me has far south has the tip of the Florida keys...never let me down...the thing was bullet proof...

fuck... im gender assuming.

I've always said electric dirt bikes should have a clutch to help with control and i also thought Honda's DCT should have a clutch lever to disengage the Engine from the drive in emergency and to help with U turns fucking scary doing a U turn off camber on a DCT bike

They already fell so they fit on the first category. This doesn't mean they are immune of falling again

The boys are going out to play....one of them is getting kinda chunky...by the look of things...

Ya that's what I was thinking of doing....the gull and disgrace of the legacy of the true lc8 v twin is at play...by giving the same designation has those gay ass parallel twins built by a Chinese pop-corn maker company....who are exploding left to right

Short video from yesterday...

Today should be our last day out as we head for my house. If Todd's tire will make it, we should be home this evening. Time will tell...

And into our hotel in Riverton. They had free beers at check in ! Shoulda known it was gonna be crap beer, but still free

And then back onto some roads....

'77 0W factory works 125...

Falling off is a Right of Passage.... maybe Bikists don't fall off, but REAL Bikers know all too well that feeling of hitting the deck-- whether it be on dirt or tarmac, it always serves as a great learning tool.

Rick Johnson.... gettin' it!

Can’t even touch the ground, what a shortarse.

Is that a euphemism ?

idiots ...

yep i have heard of them they are supposed to be good off road boots

That's worse.

They lost the plot after the 950/990's

Excuse me !! I fell out of it

270 degree crank though so it must be good.

He is a spammer from China, you won’t be hearing from him.