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What's your point you French c*nt ?

That's leggist , you're worse than a racist

My dog is a racist he hates black dogs. He is a ginger supremacist

I used to be a senior lecturer at a university many years ago and I found two students using some computers in a tech lab that they shouldn’t have been as the lab was a dedicated resource for students in the geography, geology and environmental sciences faculty. Anyway, I realised that they shouldn’t have been in there so I approached them and explained the situation very politely. I asked them to finish what they were doing and make sure they saved their work. They got a bit shitty and said I was only throwing them out because they were black. That really pissed me off so I replied that I was throwing them out because they had no right to be in there and they were a pair of twats. Their faces were a picture. Off they went, mumbling and cursing under their breath……….

You're racist towards shitboxes? I thought you were better than this ...

You definitely need to explain that it is impossible for you to be racist because you are inbred.

Complete rubish. You never know if they’re locked in or not. I once went in to Harley in Porto to look at a 95 bike they were selling, spent 20 years in a garage after the previous owner had passed. Outside the dealership is a downhill street, as they started it and it was doing it’s vibing thing at tick over I mentioned to the salesman that it was inching off the sidestand. As the twat was sanctimoniously explaining to me how Harleys don’t roll off the sidestand like other bikes do, that one was precisely doing it right behind him. I took great pleasure in that!

Just a phone snap on route, the Kyles of Bute

and a ponce.

Result for me last night. Earlier in the week my boss rang me and asked me if I could do 3 extra hours on Sunday night, start at 1900 rather than 2200 until 0800 this morning. Didn't really want to but duty to help out sort of took over as we are always short staffed. Anyway got into work last night called control to log in, only to be told that I could go home as my clinician phoned in with Covid. Woohoo paid for 13 hours for driving to work and back. Doesn't happen often but feels very sweet when it does. Only regret not taking the bike as it was a lovely evening.

No I told him if someone is racist here at shop it's certainly not me...IHe doesn't know anything about my family or that I was places in a English school at the age of 12... Since we are two owners at the shop ..the calm civil way to do this is for me to wait until he's back from holidays...

I can tell you from experience..I mean not all...the ones that trow the racist card has soon has things don't go there way ...are the most racist on the planet...

Pictures or it didn’t happen.

I fitted my new front wheel bearings, definite improvement, the vagueness has gone away. Interestingly the Harley bearings had metal seals, they were definitely stiff when I removed them and the left one more so than the right, it gave a good old click just once then seemed smooth so I suspect one of the balls is cracked but without a load you cannot tell. The Koyo’s were noticeably smoother and faster rolling, the old ones came out and new ones went in very easily, thirty minute job all in. I even cleaned the wheel to keep ugly Bob happy.

Chap was riding like an organ donor.

Indeed....& this Hookist is here to enforce that statement.... 2-Wheelin' Pirates have their own race ya know...

What a silly, silly and ugly, thing.

I'll start with some daisies later on .

I thought this was going the right way, but then it mentioned borax instead of wine or whisky.

That's a bit rough , the guy isn't even on here at the moment.

Bodger.

Fuck off back south of the border.

brings a whole new meaning to the phrase to "come in a jiffy..."

Also, it’s not a side stand, it’s called a jiffy stand. Side stands are so passé.

Or busa's truck. Overloaded.

Is the stand shaped like a fuckin boat anchor

lesser bikes clearly don't weigh that much...

I think sporty road bikes are worse as they don’t lean so much into the stand as big trail bikes.

14th July National holiday and party day here today. village BBQ and music in the square last night followed by HUGE firework display in Auxerre at 23h00. I was out on me bike all afternoon yesterday and another couple of hours today. first time in what seems like ages that we've had decent weather for riding.

I never leave my bike in gear ( & only have a side stand) I wonder if I should be learning from other people mistakes...?

It's a pretty obvious thing to state now but you should always leave a bike in gear if it's on the side stand . Don't ask me how I know that .

Fucking bikes, pain in the arse they are. That will annoy you all week now, you will need to buy a reassuringly expensive bike accessory now to get past it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AisRrnEoo8I (you can start to watch at the minute 4:30) I'm no saint, but I think this guy is full of himself. He was riding over the speed limit on the road and wants to blame the woman in the car for almost causing an accident. She is also at fault, but thinking that it was only her fault is too stupid for me. And even worse, he chased her riding like a maniac just to catch and lecture her! What do you guys think about this kind of behaviour?

Well well well ... @Marcel le Moose Fondler is a member of the far right.... its no surprise to me ..rednecks are known for their racism.

Just a bit hypocritical to be riding like that....& then the last words you see on the video stating RIDE SAFE....

Back in 2012 I had an off from the Kymco 250 I was riding....tweaked the sh*t outta my neck which I still feel to this day. Ended up with double vision for a year & wore an eye patch so I could @ least drive my truck until it slowly faded away a year later. Dbl-vision sometimes acts up but usually when I'm really tired....not too often though.

Is that because he is from Africa?

Feeling quite blessed that my knees are still in pretty good order....especially after a T-bone wreck into a car some 35+ yrs. ago...had a bit of Water on the Knee for about a week, but NO issues since. I think being a Skier since I was 4y/o has paid off. Now, as far as vaccines are concerned....Spicy food & Whiskey has been my "Go To" to keep from getting jabbed every year, for most of my life....seem to always bounce back pretty quickly from any "Under the Weather" symptoms.

Hartnell for me. Wonderfully grumpy.

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