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So after church yesterday I decided on a run down to Moffat and St. Marys Loch, I was going to get something to eat at the loch but after a spirited run down the A701 stretching the limits of the bikes new handling I was ready for a break, luckily the excellent Moffat chippy was open so I was able to have some gourmet food for lunch. After this I headed off to St. Marys Loch, the sheep have been sheared now so they are super chilled and don't give a hoot about traffic at all, they are spending the day licking the salt off the road and scaring unsuspecting motorists and bikers, no worry for me as I grew up in a farming community. There were a lot of bikes out, the Scottish countryside of course did not disappoint. You can see some sort of dry stone ring on that picture, I took a closer look but left it alone, probably witches or a sheep brothel. There was quite a lot of water running down from the tops. Pretty sure this sheep's buddy was dead, it still had wool and looked like it was victim of a fall, it is Scotland so it was probably drunk and fell down the hill while staggering home, nature will reclaim it. Fred would still shag it. Anyway I got down to the Loch which was busy with bikes, swimmers and canoes. This is actually Low Loch, St. Marys Loch proper is a little further along, there were a big group of young riders there which was good to see, it was funny listening to them, I was stood with a guy who was on a Multistrada, same age as me and we were laughing as the kids were talking the same BS that we did when we were that age, maybe biking does have a future. There were loads of wank panzers with all the accessories and all with intact chicken strips, ridden by middle aged fat lads trying to recapture their lost youth before going home to put those shelves up the wife has been nagging them about. After a cigar, I headed east through the valley towards Selkirk and then explored some roads I hadn't ridden before on the way back to Edinburgh, did about 140 miles, the weather was braw as you can see.

Just come to pick this up … seen something else and I shall be coming home with that … to be revealed very soon.. im never entering a motorcycle shop again after this !

Just been through my phone and realised I don’t have any photos of Pete. Made me feel quite sad actually.

At the local Honda dealer....seeing what I could get for 1290...they buy used motorcycles ...had it for sale now for nearly 3 months and not one single bite....I know I gonna take a lost has accepted...but if it's reasonable...it's gone...the bike is in the shop being evaluated has I type...

I'ts just called sausage in batter here or if you want a large one its a jumbo sausage in batter, not many places use beef dripping so yes it was gourmet

I tried to sell my XT6 for a good year & a half before I moved to Elgin 5 yrs. ago....listed it for $2500, which is a steal....NOT 1 bite...pretty sure that was because of it having a "kick only" start system. The whole left side of Oregon is full of limp-wristed pussies that can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag!! Fortunately now, my oldest grandson is the proud owner of that beast--

Just warm I heard.

Nice! It’s still in the factory paint protection blue plastic too!

Da da …

One of the TRF guys went to Blunder road the local Honda Dealer to trade in their bike last weekend and he was told their not taking in any second hand bikes because they can't shift the ones they already have, i can see a price drop on second hand stuff in the near future here.

I made a small profit. Looking for a more modern one now

The life of the rich and (in) famous Enjoy the new bike.........whatever it is.

I doubt he is … chuck some suspenders on it and he would be all over it

No they are all on your bedroom ceiling.

Or maybe I should do this one from today.

This is also the exact phrase @Saul uses to identify a woman.

Picking my works van up from the place it was recovered to tomorrow, this Transit is ok but its no Transporter be glad to get it back, my suspicions were correct knackered starter motor.

Hope you got a decent price for it.

No bob .. no … no gay boots

Some nice gay boots ?

Sold my hairdryer last week , sorry to see it go .

I had my (Hairdryer ) scoot for sale for about the same length of time, same here, no interest, which I expected.

You wished?...and now you are!

Nice one Ian , cracking weather for it . I'm pretty sure Fred is a bit more fussier than you imagine, I think he'd want it to have a heartbeat at least

Flies

With me feeding him wine gums

Cock by me sorry chaps, Pete Dell and my ( bustupbiker) Lyn Pete with the XT Dell on his Strom and me on the BM. 2007 just after Pete and family moved to Spain. I do have some that include Ren as well..

Oil? It was fried in beef dripping.

No, it’s gourmet.

Two strong entries! For reference, I shot none of them!

Tomorrow evening I’ll close this and set up the poll. Might be late and after dinner as during the day will be taking a long trip to the hottest part lf Portugal with @Sofia, in her Alfa Romeo 156, pray for me!

Today

He stops it on a hill so he can climb on the shortest side!

I bow to your superior knowledge of the sexuality of sheep, it is obvious you have far more first hand experience than me and i'm welsh

I come home from a hard days work and i get this abuse whats going on and for the record i do have standards it would have to be at least a female

You used beef dripping to fry a sausage? OK, that’s Scottish gourmet.

Did the batter or the oil have herbs in them? Rosemary and stuff? No? Then it wasn’t!

I thought it was a poor man’s fish and chips using a very long fish finger. Deep fried sausage, that’s wrong!

Deep fried in batter no less.

A deep fried sausage?

There's always more to it, what you see reported was deliberately edited to make the cops look bad twats