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and if my aunty bernie had balls and a cock i could call her uncle berty

@Sofia, see how much you could charge those foreign gammons on holiday?

Hanging out with my best mate, his legs are quite sore so we went on a car drive with the windows open and three very short walks.

Well there's more chance of that happening than you getting a veterinary practice

I have that sorted.

Another fine example of the original SuperMoto....

and another day in the bathroom. Rain forecast all day too. F1 and BTTC this weekend so I won't be in there for all of 2 days. Out with friends tonight where there will be steak n ale pie.

Decided to start a thread on the ongoing maintenance and repairs for the Beta First entry was from some work last night when doing some maintenance i noticed the rear shock mud plate has been rubbing against the swingarm I've heard this is common on the KTM's but not read any reports on it for the Beta's The two scuff marks above the wear mark are where the air box is hitting the swing arm when my fat arse is bottoming the suspension out I cut and shaped a bit of Ali to fit where the flap touches so that will wear out instead of the swing arm I bonded it on with Tiger Seal the stuff used to stick car trim on good stuff I sprayed it this morning with some stone chip for colour mainly because it's what i had kicking around not too worried about the finish it will be covered in crap next time i'm out with the mud flap fitted and look at my shiny new non gay tyre

One of our transits with the wet belt engine broke the belt at around 50,000 miles but that's not the worst of it, as the belt wears the bits of it end up in the oil pump strainer block the flow and totally fuck the engine Ford put a new engine in one of our vans free of charge because of it. I was looking to buy that one off the company but even with he new engine and some of the other issues we've had with them i decided i wont touch it.

i'd be more worried about the gearbox in it... it is a stupid idea having a belt running through the oil... cant remember time wise but ford have lowered the mileage on what time to get belt done think its 100k now , no way i would go that distance with out getting it changed, fella i know sells late vans , any with wet belts he gets changed before he puts em up for sale, none of em ever come back for failed belts its always dpf or adblue problems which is another stupid idea

What do they call a dog's elbow in idiot land, then? Backwards knee?

He's now 12 and has had two major liver operations to take cancer out. Only has a third of the original liver left, so the vet is not keen on putting him through unnecessary anesthesia or operations. The librela helps him be ok for most of the time, but it's been a month today since his last shot so it's wearing down. When I'm here at his house, I take him out on the car to go to the forest or a park every morning regardless of anything, he's pampered and spoiled for being such a good boy. When I'm not here, my brother is, and being his favourite human there is nothing else he likes more.

bought your Scottish weather with you ... when you fucking back off up there with it ?

me and a mate went to brands hatch to watch some 750mc racing as we are interested in locost racing

so why dont you speak it then being a sheepshagging native?

When friends from Europe say "I'm going to be in El Paso, Texas. I should stop by and see you, how far is College Station from El Paso?”

One of the shoplifters came round this morning with some washing tablets... asked if any thing else i wanted ..said shower gels deodorants etc.. cunt came back in the afternoon with a cutlery set and a pack of drill bits ..

Would love to hear this 1....

Probably, but i have found since looking at this that almost all bikes with the mud flap set up like this suffer from it. If you take it off then the rear shock gets destroyed with all the crap hitting it so its the lesser of the two evils i expect.

Dogs don’t have elbows.

Garden of England i'll have you know ..you rude man you.

So probably only a quarter of the route consisted of off road (lanes) Yes there is a chance to open it up on the straight bits where you have good vision but you always have to be mindful of horse riders , walkers etc.

Surely from her mother’s side, you’re so easygoing.

A few more lane were done on the way back, I only covered 67 miles but probably 20 lanes and tracks were done on this route. Best of all the front suspension is working just fine now with the new fork leg and 10w oil instead of the original 5w.

You really don't want to carry on down that lane through this in your Ford Fiesta............. A few more lanes were done in lovely weather if a bit breezy ............. When I got to Ubley Drove there were a couple of guys on CRF Rally's who were sawing a tree that was blocking the lane ............. I rode on up to the top and then came back down again to get to Harptree where a stopped for a pint ...............

so you are going to get fleeced for all your money by a redneck?

what i want to know is how the hell there are welsh vets.....

Ran into another indian challenger owner this has we were leaving....he had a toce 2 into 1 exaust...the thing was scary loud...to much for my liking ...but he had a set of indian brand stage 1 muflers for sale..the oval ones...going to pick them up Monday after work...he wants 400 bucks for them...he's intressed in my klock work windscreen..will work out some kind of trade with money...

but he can stand up properly in an escort van the short cunt he dont need no high top

Not just transits either, bloody daft idea.

What about BSB at Cadwell. ?

Those lanes look absolutely perfect for the WR there Bob....Nice one--

When you say 20 lanes, what distance do you think you went off tarmac? Some of those look really nice! Do you face many people or are you able to open it up a little on the faster bits?

My favourite kind of lane

There ya go Scott, my brother has one https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1048070524/get-the-fck-off-my-property-door-mat?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_uk_en_gb_-home_and_living-non_domestic_low&utm_custom1=_k_9d2f465e6ccb1a1a0c5f20996e138e6d_k_&utm_content=bing_408847082_1302921584719591_81432664933221_pla-4585032214132121:pla-4585032214132121_c__1048070524engb&utm_custom2=408847082&msclkid=9d2f465e6ccb1a1a0c5f20996e138e6d

Quite the climax