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In Cyprus …Fuck me it’s hot out here ,… … sweating like a blind Lesbian walking past a fish market

Proper colour ..........

Mitas Touring Force! They got a few smiles and were fucking amazing! By amazing, I mean we survived, and I’m glad I took the downhill route Might be a spoiler to my ride report thread but I’m now drinking a dessert in a nice place in Milan so there!

Just seeing if me and the nephew can hire a couple of crf 250’s for a couple of days . epic report soon .. but in The mean time .. sunbathing

I did enjoy that part of France, where I woke up, a lot more than I thought I would. Really very pretty. Now near Nice, after a full day on the bike. weather has improved, and I’m tempted to try and squeeze the Via del Sale in on my way to Milan. Entering Italy via Monaco, to have a wiff of money.

Passo della Tenda is closed, I found today as I was going up that to the start of the Via del Sale. I went the long way around also via sort of gravel, but easier. Called the guy in the entry office and asked … I’ll leave it for the proper report, it’s funny

Tomorrow I will meet my friend Luca, who lives in Milan. Then Sofia and her friend Barbara will arrive, I plan to receive them with glass in hand! We will have an amazing dinner, lots of laughs, and the next day will walk around seeing and looking at things. Will end that day with cocktails too. There’s lots of very tall very gorgeous women here, that’s a big bonus to the place.

“Nephew” is just what he calls him.

Was out for a kwik spin on the bike this morning....back down Clark creek road....came around a corner & a rabbit jumped out in front of me, crossed the road & was sprinting down the opposite shoulder. I was maintaining 26mph & was NOT catching him....Swift little bugger!

Is it the correct etiquette to eat Tiffin before midday because I’ve just scoffed mine

Yes it's looking that way for a few weeks. But she has started College now so only available Monday or Friday. I have just bought her a set of winter riding gear, decent Jacket, waterproof over trousers, Drystar Gloves and some Gortex lined boots. I can see heated grips are going to be on the agenda to. Oh and some steel toe cap safety boots and 2 x cargo working trousers, as she wants to learn Carpentry and Roofing. Been a spendy week, one saving is that small riding gear doesn't cost as much.

My favorite Japanese rider on my favorite Japanese bike....

What you all doing then? Nothing exciting from me, working overnight tonight and Sunday. Not much planned apart from that. Taking the CBF to work tonight, always a fantastic ride home in the morning from Launceston Hospital. Might got for a spin on Sunday if the weather is something like it.

We really enjoyed Milan last April but it wasn't as warm then and rained quite a lot. Sit at a bar in a piazza with a coffee in the morning and just watch people, there are elegant peeps in Milan

I’m wandering from bar to bar in Milan. It’s so comfy outside! In a tshirt and it feels like you’re at home.

Shit, he’s turning into real Elvis. Get away before it gets depressing and he gets overworked, fat, and dies!

The "nephew "...

This bike has an ugly cockpit!

Get in with this …

Yeh I agree … but can we see the product of your pervy work @Marcel le Moose Fondler

Wanking injury

Not yet it's not her birthday until 18th of October so the bike is firmly locked in the shed at the top of the garden. We have had the 'who will know' discussion several times but I'm not going to let her start her biking on the wrong foot.

You’re obsessed with penis … @Buckster say a prayer for this man to steer him away from the sin of enjoying penis

You stumble out of bed from that and it’s like falling from a first floor!

Perfect for locating those Campsites that others only dream about....

Air-Cooled V8 from Ducati....

Did you see the twat has bought a Wrangler, Saul? I do love to hate him, and he makes it easy.

Spaghetti with sardines, cherry tomatoes and olives with a breadcrumb topping.

Today, the beginning of the weekend, I was very busy being awesome!

Not having heated grips is just not civilised, these days Wait until she tries a heated seat!

That is a male stripper dressed as a military!!!

You ain’t got the balls to say anything…. Pussy dwarf

Off to the airfield a few more times before then.

What does the milkman look like?

It's not your son , he has hair

I've got some sweet pictures from the Pyrenees, but a group of french people just tried to murder me with too much food and wine at dinner. I don't think I will eat tomorrow. The weather is shit too, and tomorrow I need to make way towards Italy, I spent all day today meandering around the mountains and only did a total of straight line 100 or 150km, maybe.

rules ..

Everything is better with bacon.