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Got a call from the chap with the Aprillia this afternoon. He went to Halfords for a new battery and didn't notice the Pos and Neg terminals were the other way round. He fitted before he noticed and now with the right battery it's popping a fuse. He's a lucky boy as I've been outside playing and it turned out to be just a relay. On the same line was the dash panel and I went straight for that being electronic. Lucky boy indeed although I've still got to put it back together and road test.

Met up with a few folk last night.

One for @Six30’s wank bank

I am sure you have!.

T5 van/camper

Spurs !! .. .

Dustman are Gay now ..cant lift anything , pick and choose what they will take.. not like the old days , as for the drivers they used to get out and muck in , just sit in the cab now blocking the fucking road .

I'm off on the mighty Vespa to Moreton-in-the-Marsh to have a look at a van today.

Just got a track rod end to fit today. Got others on my list but can't be arsed.

he's had his broom for 20 years..

Think I may try the scoot on Marketplace at the weekend again, this bit of nice weather may jee someone up. Lovely day here ☀ I was going to put the garden furniture into storage for the winter, I may hold off a little longer.

Pit stop in Guiting Power

@Six30 is about to be your best mate.

You have zero class

fuck off... the twat rides a scooter.

Stopped for a coffee in Cirencester, very blustery on the road

A classic bike in a classic style (I call it "Summer of 76 style")

He was having a shit wyll typing....by the look s of it he shitted one big monster of a log...

@Marcel le Moose Fondler can you translate please?

How do you feel about punctuation?

Happy Birthday....Moon so 83...wow...didn't think cunts lived that long...

Happy birthday … enjoy this ..

The Lie said to the Truth, "Let's take a bath together, the well water is very nice." The Truth, still suspicious, tested the water and found out it was nice. So they undressed and took their bath. But suddenly, the Lie leaped out of the water and fled, wearing the clothes of the Truth. The Truth, furious, climbed out of the well to get her clothes back. But the world, upon seeing the naked Truth, looked away with anger and contempt. Poor Truth returned to the well and disappeared forever, hiding her shame. Since then, the Lie runs around the world dressed as the Truth,and the society is very happy.. because the world has no desire to know the naked Truth.

You carry on then guv, pay your £100 to go and watch Spurs or whatever bunch of prima donnas takes your fancy. I'll keep £88.00 I've saved for petrol for my bikes ..........

Much, much better than going to a league/premiership game. You could have a drink on the terraces , walk all around the ground, fans mingling together and having a bit of banter and none of the toxic atmosphere you get at the bigger clubs PS. £12.00 to get in as well (senior price)

Well just made back home...excellent ride if you like riding on highways ...for the time we had to get there back it was the only solution...the port Dover rated has the biggest bike rally has for Canada...wasn't expecting to see that amount of people it was literally shoulder to shoulder for about 5 km....the town has a population of around 7 thousand and Friday they were expecting 300 thousand attending the rally...

yeah the higher ups dont have a clue no matter where you are in the country, but im on the sweeper now full time so dont have to worry about what happens on the dust side, generally im left alone to do my round

The Mrs. & I will be fine tuning the ergo's on her trike today....& then possibly a Ride on this optimum-weather day. Then prepping for our 2-night camping trip beginning on Monday....Destination here:

We ran into one of Bucksters close friend ....Beemer Bummer....

We made to Toronto...to this Airbnb house...are home for two days...few pics from today.

Three guys going out of town to a motel together? It's Kansas City all over again, Canadian assfucking tour!

It's 6 am here right now...we made good time and millage yesterday...we're about four hours out from Toronto...we have Dan's younger brother joining us on this ride...fairly new rider...it's actually his first bike...other than we had to call the jaw of life to remove him from his Harley lastnight...had back surgery a few years back...he's a little inexperienced especially in heavy traffic but nothing to be worked up about...we bypass Montreal heavier traffic by taking highway 30 ...

were people aware they were involved on a race with you?

Not overtaken by a single motorbike all morning, up over on the A4067, then A40 through to Llandovery, then over the Blacks, no fucking idea why folks bother with fast bikes, since I've had the scoot I've only got beaten by one biker and it definitely weren't a sperm gargling hardly rider either Better to have a bike you can ride flat out everywhere than and overpowered machine you can never get to grips with, there are some shit hot riders out there but they're probably less than 1% and I already know that Mr "I've got a bad knee" ain't one of them

As it happens I had litterally just been talking to my daughter about those fucking cameras, then jumped on the scoot and hammered up the twisties from the north side heading south, got to the top and saw the second camera, had to stop for a few minutes LOL, gonna get a clip on plate for riding that road LOL