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Look at this fat cunt … put our lids on the bench , two empty benches either side , ordered some grub and look where lardy plonks herself ..

I feel robbed the submission thread opened and closed while i was out getting a photo, i may vote for Marcels bike to piss everyone off now

Bridge of the Gods over the Columbia river between OR & WA.....been across it on my XT 550....kinda sketchy on 2-wheels since it has a steel grate deck...like riding on a cheese grater--....

Had a nice run down to St Mawes on the Roseland Peninsula with 3 mates today. Came home via Mevagissey. St Mawes Carrick Rodes Mevagissey

They can run along behind, the woman can have the family car

mx5 you say ... what are you now a hairdresser ?

Out all day , ended up at beachy head

Maybe just don’t vote for yourself?

Got my snowglide out of storage today...sadly riding season is on its way out...but it was and excellent summer...still a few good weeks left...I'll be riding the 950 probably from now on...

I know a chap who works for David Silvers and he builds many of them. All the parts are still available not all genuine though.

Ok turkey neck

The weekend for me was a trip to Cornwall to do some trail riding with the TRF, I think there were around 25 riders and few including myself brought along their better half, We stayed at a campsite near a place called No mans Land, we were in a static caravan this time very civilised for me. Friday was just a catch-up with some and introductions to others with a few beers. Saturday morning i got up with a muzzy head after the previous nights beer drinking and no water but after a good fry up and a dump i was ready to go. The routes were plotted and lead by someone else so all i had to do was follow on the day. There were three separate groups two groups riding the same route but in different directions and one group doing an easier route. We left the women to fend for themselves and headed off on a what was a cold but sunny morning to the first lane about a mile away from camp, Our intrepid leader hadn't ridden it before so didn't know it was a bit washed out so we had to walk the bikes in some places My body hadn't started running on all cylinders at this point and it felt like i was going to stall At the bottom we all stopped for a rest it was only a short lane but i was a bath of sweat and really out of breath i thought if this is what the rest of the lanes are like i shall be returning to the campsite early, The few miles of road to the next lane cooled me down nicely and i was pleased to find the following lanes were nice and easy sunken roads but a little overgrown so had to duck under low branches and other overgrown bushes. This lane had a slippery rocky section with a step on it quite difficult to get up So while gasping for air after getting up there the smokers light up After the last lane I discovered that the exposed rock on all of the lanes was very slippery and difficult to walk on let alone ride, we had to stop here to sort out one of the lads handguards after he binned it on the rocks (the one with the fag in his hand in the previous photo) Our intrepid leader didn't listen to me when i said keep the visor down in the overgrown lanes and this was his punishment, a bramble was hiding behind a branch and kissed his nose We stopped at Penpoll for a pastie and a drink about mid day, as we finished one of the other groups turned up and after a short chat we were off. the tide was out so sot the crossing was easy here Our leader taking the wrong line here and getting bogged down, his choice of rear tire didn't help ok on the rocks but shit in mud as i followed his line and managed to plough through to the end, the other side was easy as shown in the video. The lanes after this were easy enough fast flowing and uneventful so no photos, then they started getting interesting and have i mentioned before very slippery, Surprisingly my body had caught up and was now running on all cylinders so when we went down this one i didn't feel like i was going to have a Sean when i had to manhandle the bike down it. This lane has been named the pink panther for some reason. the rest of the lanes all had this slippery rock in various forms even on the flat it had you sliding sideways. Here's one of the lads stuck on it And he's up Looks nothing on film Before we moved on a lad turned up on a BMW GS850 going down it we wished him good luck and moved onto some more slippery down hill rocks for a change The strata going diagonally across the trail really made for a difficult ride A short rest before hitting it again further down. Last photo of the day. I was sent ahead on this one, again some real slippery rock to ride up with a step on it and diagonal strata making it real difficult to ride, when i got to this gate i waited for about 15 minutes and no sign of anyone. Tried phoning with no answer so thought they had changed their minds and i decided to go back down to see where they were only find them all stuck on the rock step heading up which meant i had to turn around and do it again it was harder the second time There were a few more lanes after the one above which were uneventful so no stopping for photos. Got back to the campsite around 6pm feeling pretty pumped and could have done some more. loaded the bike and my gear in the marmite wagon before having a shower, after that i couldn't stand up straight and was aching like hell lol a burger from the BBQ and a few beers sorted that out. Woke up refreshed had a fry up and a very windy drive home. Will need to get my fitness up if i return next year as it will probably be two days riding. Our route

So a fat bird sat on your helmet?

I think the xt125 is the best pic there

i wish i could vote for every pic ... they are all brilliant , love em.

My good boy, I’m scared shitless as he’s going for an eco tomorrow, there might be a mass in his liver again.

Probably gearbox issues, I hope to have news next week. Nothing really on my mind, another 1200GS, an RT, an MV Agusta triple, an Africa Twin, a T700, a V85,

Looks like a nice day for a spin w/ your mates @Saul....

Just googled the trip home and it said 18 minutes I thought WTF, who new there is a Pontypridd In Cornwall as well lol real time 3 hours and 10 minutes

Heading back from pastie land in the next hour been a good weekend with some real tough trail riding. It’s blowing a hoolie out there so hoping the roads are clear.

1st man to attain 200 mph on a 1/2 ltr. GP bike... I've also read where he's still into racing in the All Japan series...

most of them are probably owned by old school bikers had em from new and looked after em

she started putting pepper and brown sauce on it ... the fat fuck.

Says the man with the Dildo bike...

F*ck me Rich , you don't half line yourself up for a pisstake. Really ?? a MX5 On the plus side it'll take the heat off me and my lovely Cube

So you got a gay car.

He was just following a GPX route and had only ridden some of it before, and to be fair green lanes can change monthly that first one might not have been washed out this time last year it also adds to the fun of trail riding.

Hope he is all good @Pedro

Those diagonal rock slits look like pure danger all slathered in wetness like that. Serious question, though, what’s the point of having a leader if he doesn’t know what’s ahead?

where you put the kids ..strap em to the roof ?

Twat, it's not a hairdresser's car that is a jeep/vitara I'll have you know, an mx5 is a sports car

you idiot

hows everyone doing now?

so im 1 week in to mx5 ownership, thank fuck i wasnt on the bike this last week given it was a total washout

Skippy for me, hopefully his bike will ride again

yes it's a bit like costa coffee well named

needs to sort the chain

Not if @Six30 gets them first.