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Getting my bike ready for winter

A Guy with a 25-inch Willy went to a Doctor and said, "I can't live with this Big Willy anymore..! It's too long." The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the Witch Doctor, down in the Bayou, she can help you." So, he went to the Bayou and saw the Witch Doctor. The Witch Doctor said, "Go into the Swamp and find a Female Frog. "Ask her to Marry You. She'll say "NO", and you'll lose 5 inches off your Member immediately". So, he went to the Swamp and found the Female Frog and asked her, "Will you marry me"..??? "NO", she said. And right enough, he lost 5 inches off his Member. The Guy liked the results, and thought, 20 inches is still just a little too much. So he asked the Frog again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? The Frog said, "NO". And the Guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, Good, 15 inches is great, but 10 inches would just be perfect. So he asked her again, "Will You Marry Me"..??? And the Frog said, * "How many fucking times do I have to tell you.. NO..! NO..! NO...!"

@Marcel le Moose Fondler, as a moderator it’s my duty to ask you to try and keep the story of hairy black holes to this thread.

The town where I currently reside....

I changed the front lower wishbones on a discovery 4 for a mate today. Nothing seized which made a change but still a fight. Up the him to get the alinement sorted as it drives like a shopping trolly, although they're like that anyway.

Finally got around to replacing my rear brake pads on the CBF600 today. Old and new Mucky Calliper All cleaned and back together

With the aid of Google maps...I finally found were Buckster live....odd looking peice of land.

That's how you ended up with those pads, my boss took his bike in for an MOT and the tester said the pads are looking low so he bought new ones and asked me to change them. When i dropped them out they were around half worn so i put them back in and he sold the bike a few months later the pads didn't fit any of my bikes and had been in my garage ever since.

Anyone want to translate this ................................... I think it's some sort of Canadian Moose dialect ..

I was thinking he probably likes his brakes to feel nice while braking

It was just grey the last week we were here but this week we've been blessed with much better weather, don't like constant blue skies, the terrain needs some clouds to make it stand out and it's done just that, a bit too much clear sly today, I think the locals were calling the UFO hotlines about a strange yellow object in the sky, and gingers were running for cover everywhere

I was thinking the same but he's probably not as tight as us LOL

Welcome @Jimbo 64. I can’t help with your bike choice, except to say I sat on a Triumph Speedmaster and they’re very comfy sat still Is there any reasons why you would prefer a cruiser apart from the style and aesthetics? If not, I would look into a UJM style Honda, like the CBF600 @Saulhas, or a V Strom 650, for a cheaper used bike that you can really put your trust on. They are heavier than what you’re looking at, though. Stick around, and I ask for forgiveness in advance about the inane level of drivel you’ll find once you start to look into this forum

Just fitted a new door release cable to an Evoke. Owner now wants me to sort his transit window and fit a new rear light to a merc. Told him next week, he obviously doesn't have work in the rain.

We got the v12 to banger race, was a little over 1/2 tank both sides. The tanks were empty and both rears bald, (one burst), in around 20mins. Was excellent fun.

Buckster in a few years...

you got a pussy... thats you off my client list

Get in!!!!

Scotland It makes Wales look like it's skanky, dimwitted retard crack whore cousin Seriously, I've loved being in Wales for 0ver 20 years but Scotland's scenery is never ending and in your face wherever you turn, the roads are properly maintained too, oh and the roads are to die for if you're a biker

I can, Marcy is going stir crazy earlier this season, perhaps it is his age or he is off his meds.

This is much better than any Royal Enfield imo .............. https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/267007750382?_skw=motorcycle&itmmeta=01J97DDSHVHVYCNP0FN4NPYSDH&hash=item3e2ae6f0ee%3Ag%3ApyoAAOSwv2tmUwzm&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAA8HoV3kP08IDx%2BKZ9MfhVJKkRBDO9piA7hM39sRhoAFpbX7OtqTkEt9UNSCv7mdsC9De%2F9lngwvZNSRn9hC4BibRnuIYJHsTMvs%2FwAGE6suZ1B5OAQxgCOjahD7kp6N8fuoEXOz8D87QSr%2BwtOxGe7ZsspeB7xQTwgE6kGNL542OG1ZudngT5HHF0u%2BdGbB1%2Fkc4sy2U1WjIyCyjCXBGHBrsfFSnMRYRGG6SXEvJREImOEU0W5GHF9Nay41MpPnHAMD8KUc%2Fjn9Qljy%2BBqtYoP5HRpRSq0KEZnxhdxRn2%2FWbvrNm%2Bh4Ek430hxzfcUnwq3Q%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR_6Yt-3JZA&LH_BIN=1

Oi !!!!

Is that what happened to @Marcel le Moose Fondler?

It will be a cold day in hell before the North Sea is that colour.

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/rxc8wJtdQueUMSw5/?mibextid=UalRPS

Still got some meat on the oldies, any reason for changing?

I should point out that was before we raced it.

No, just visited a couple of times in the last few months, but I would certainly consider it

thats cause the English are slimmer than you mexicans

If that's the v12 that ain't far from the truth.

Little John.... on it!

'60 4x4 Stepside....

Yeah I probably didn’t get my point across very well. What I meant is not to rushing into having Costa put to sleep to quickly. Sorry to be so blunt, only wanted to try and help from a distance. Of course if there is a chance pursue it.

Shouldn't you be off somewhere plundering?

Talking of restricted threads wheres @zzzak hope the complexity of bleeding his brakes didn't turn him into a dribbling idiot

I have never ridden one, but a pizza delivery guy has just taken 2 minutes out of a google maps 8 minute trip on one, so tonight I like that bike a lot! That guy’s bike had no stickers, 4 different colours, rusty everything, but sounded just sweet when he started it.

You think it’s because of you?

Hello Jimbo , I would second the CB500 . Easy to ride and long lasting

Another sweet Zed from RCM in Japan....

Da Man....hard to believe he's 80 y/o & still quite involved in MX racing....

Dual CB power'd.... Saul's cage?

The standard Indian is shite, there are no Indian parts left on the race bikes, it’s all after market.

that view is stunning, shame about the desks