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Stop trying to deflect, you only have two days a year there when it isn’t snowing, you only ride in America and you take your bike there on a trailer like a homosexual.

Yes they did, I showed them a photo of your bike and even though they're not bikers they said '' that looks like a dildo ''

Darn...rain today...looks like it will be more touch ups...finished with the tractor yesterday...suppose I'll start with the blower next...

@Clive is on holiday but his cousin told me your bike is the same colour as his brother's dildo .........

Brilliant pic...

Your life seems to be going downhill fast, Bob. Should have bought that van and gotten out of town!

it wont be an orange scooter ...thats for fucking sure.

It’s completely clear what’s there, it’s a typical munchy box, deep fried sausage, fish, hamburgers, onion rings, battered fritters, chicken nuggets and haggis nuggets on a bed of chips, personally I would add salt and sauce.

Apart from the onions the rest could be anything. Surprised the box isn’t fried too.

Scottish treat for @Pedro

Drinking

Turbo'd CBX in a Duc frame....

Hack power'd by a Saab 850 2T triple...

Did plenty of that last night... Enjoying some brilliant weather today whilst I recover...

he's putting orange juice on the chicken and it will taste ... orangey .... { spelt correctly }

Well just finished off the blower...not the exact match for the paint ..but close enough...tomorrow I'll run it to the car wash place and give it a good wash...

They said they'd rather save them until some sort of blue dildo bike passes by ...............

Feckin builders have taken over my garage

Who wants to be cancer free to live a long time enduring a rusty tractor?

Would that be on the blue dildo bike or the off road bike with the gay tyres ..................

It's a lot better than your foggy rain weather..that you get 250 days in a year...

You mean the formula that doesn’t give you cancer?

Deep fried in batter

You didn't fry the Irnbru

I know what you are thinking and you are right… it needs bacon.

Nice, fried stuff and antifreeze!

That 3 wheeled BMW engined thing Original pump failed, my x boss got a new one and got it running, rough though. Called me in to see what I could do and the new pump wouldn't go. He sent it back and got another and away it went again. I go out there a few days later and the new pump has stopped working. I bring it home and get it going after slapping it around and refit although the pump sounds rough it fires up. Went and stuck some new plugs in this afternoon and sure enough the pump won't work again. Gonna suck some fuel as a sample to be sure but I suspect chinesium shit.

Gotta finish a drawing that I started last night for my MetalFab mate....who I haven't heard from since Feb. Then out this afternoon w/ the Mrs. to some friends' place for dinner. Waiting for this south wind to finish bringing down the leaves so I can break out the leaf blower (Industrial Hairdryer) & my brand new strimmer for a yardwork session. Lovely weather we're having right now so a Ride is definitely in the cards.

Sounds like a very productive day Fred , and an off road bike actually in a lane doing some real off roading

Oh come on , you're off tomorrow on your blue dildo , admit it. We need to a decent photo for BOTM though . If you decide to ride the trail bike with the gay tyres don't be parking it in a gravel layby to make it look like you've been off-roading , get the bloody thing down a lane you big poof

I'm 4 beers in the wife is out and i have the munchies, the wife said before she left don't go looking because there's nothing here, it took a while but i found her stash the lying moo, so my contribution to this thread is this and their all gone now LOL

After getting rid of some of the scrap i have this morning i then spent an hour or so jet washing Cornwall off the X Trainer and decided to hose the Marmite wagon down while i was there. I then had a bit of a clean up in the garage but got bored and took the dog out for a spin, just along my local network of trails only around 40 miles, Eglwysilan and Merthyr mountains were littered with people hunched over looking at the ground i think its shroom season again. I only took one photo of the lane maintenance i done a few months ago seems to be holding up ok after the recent heavy rain we've had. It was a pleasant ride and in one of the 20mph zones i think i found the horrible buzz I've been having for years at a certain RPM, it appears to be the LED light on the front of the bike, will have to look at getting it rubber mounted some how.

if i had a dildo it would be orange ... oh hang on

It's a bit orange .................

no bob..no they didn't ... stop making shit up... what you say @Clive ...

no Bob ..they didn't say that , stop making shit up.

it was about 81 when i had it though

There's a saying: a boat is a hole in the water you throw money in

Dropped Shadow up the stables this morning, silly not to have a little bimble at the same time

And their cat they thought runaway 2 years ago

Want a money pit....buy yourself a boat...that bike is definitely a boat..

But at least he has found the remote control.

he's not flounced... his mrs sat on him , he is wedged down the side of the settee

Followed by how to flounce afterwards.

@Marcel le Moose Fondler, as a moderator it’s my duty to ask you to try and keep the story of hairy black holes to this thread.

I can, Marcy is going stir crazy earlier this season, perhaps it is his age or he is off his meds.

Anyone want to translate this ................................... I think it's some sort of Canadian Moose dialect ..