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I go out of my way to park in front of signs like that.

Played at turd polishing yesterday oh and my hand pump foam bottle shat the bed yesterday. It’s DOA after six uses, not moaning really it was only £6.99 so I suppose I got my monies worth. Just ordered a powered replacement from Amazon so we will see how that goes. Gave it a soaking in ACF to help it survive the winter. Cleaned up pretty well for 17 years old and 34k miles. Adjusted the manual cam chain tensioner, very therapeutic just listening to the chain rattle disappear as you do it. Drive chain adjustment hasn’t moved at in the last 2k miles, so just cleaned and lubed it. Just gotta change the coolant and It’s ready for the cold.

That doesn't rhyme with the rest of your prayer

College run to pick up Shadow. One more week and she is on the road so Dads taxi hopefully will have a rest

Things are going slow has hell with my retirement plan...was hoping to be finished by the end of this months and escape another back breaking season of tire change over...lawyers are just dragging things ...the more they drag to more they make...is what I've figured out...

I will be doing a wash and ACF application in the next couple of weeks.

I have my new exhaust baffles so there will be an epic exhaust gutting and rebuild post on workshop in the near future. You lucky people.

Because she's not a street queen on a pavement princess

Oh he knows who I am Mind you TBH he is probably in more danger from her.

Have you had the quiet word with the boyfriend yet?

I will miss the time with her, growing up now boyfriend and all. I don't reckon we will see much of her once she is on the road.

Are you installing woke baffles ?

Fuck off Ren...go clean your dentures...lol.

If she is a woman she wont have any nuts so no problem

no problem ... @boboneleg is the only one who would need to worry.. the elephant would catch his scoot ..... oh yeh @Buckster as well

TT's are so cool...

You will miss it.

I think she built it just to ride in cold weather, studded tyres and all. Like you I would have gone for wider, trail type bars and some much bigger mud guards but I think style was more her thing whereas we are thinking practically.

God help us when it does then

Open to it all I say All I can say to the honourable member from Canada is...... FOCUS..

Haunting them like he did us with his bloody hernia scar ..................

No, it was a mate of mine down in Somerset who took him out. I've never met him but he asked Chris if he knew a one-legged rider called Bob. He was also asking about the Canadian dude with a boyfriend called Billybob

Our 80 odd year old neighbour passed away a couple of years ago, we use to see 1 daughter and one son visit her on a irregular basis. But come the days leading up to the funeral people kept turning up, we found out they were the other 6 kids, never ever saw them in our 10 years of living here, they slowly cleared the bungalow of anything of value over the next week. Yep RIP Pete, iam sure his sons will be looking after Mrs. Pete, really hope so, it would be a nightmare for them having Pete haunting them!.

Bit of time has past. Thought we might of heard some info of how the funeral went and how many "bottom feeders" turned up. Rest well Pete and hope Alison's coping well.

Weather has been great here lately, really odd that it's this warm at this time. Got out on the scooter and snapped a few pics of the local area. Not really worthy of a Ride Report though so here they are ....

Hey Buckwheat ? Read it and weep...

is it @Marcel le Moose Fondler then ?

He returned ... then fucked off

freezing your nuts off on a bike ... she's mental.

Would love to blast along there but hate to think whats in those trees lying in wait for you to come along

She must have some good gear for keeping warm in those temps. Them handle bars look like a copy of a 1970s monkey bikes, think I'd have something a bit wider.

A borrowed KTM I think

Something about Kansas City.

His BM has Probably a busted transmission and borrow his boyfriend bike ...those bikes have shit gears box from what I've seen ...Pedro might be able to shed some light on the subject...

Is it snowing in @Marcel le Moose Fondler land

Somehow they insult each other. It’s just one of those relationships…

It maybe exists already. If you behave and don’t spam everywhere you might be able to see it.

Definitely a "oh shit" look on that fish

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