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I was training a new chap Friday night and he told me about his favourite Cafe in Plymouth. So this morning I decided to take a Bimble up there. Got the Hornet out of the shed of shame, yes I know I am going to clean it. I stopped at Carkeel services and treated the Hornet to a tank of 97 E5 juice. Worked out at roughly £3 more for a tank full so not too much. Can’t say I noticed much difference but I suppose I will notice the mpg go up maybe. Anyway didn’t want to venture into Devon with no fuel, they may not have such a thing up there across the river. Also I set google maps going to take me to Hideaway Cafe, Faraday Mill. All good till I get there but the road was closed, I tried to find another way in but Google kept trying to take me back to the closed road. Turned Google off and proceeded to get lost in the back streets of Plymouth. I gave up on the Hideaway as I decided I just didn’t care enough to carry on looking for a way in. So once I got to Charles Cross roundabout I got my bearings again, as I spent 3 years at Uni around there, and headed back to Cornwall. Stopped at the Tamar for a pee Then went for plan B and traveled up to Kitt Hill for some breakfast. A few bikes up there. Nobody I knew, so headed up to Launceston then back down the A30 across the moor to Bodmin and home. Did just shy of a 100 miles on the Hornet, bloody good bike, so much quicker than my CBF but quite a bit colder as well with no fairing. I am enjoying a few solo rides now that Shadow has her freedom and my aged riding mates seem to have gone into hibernation. Change is as good as a rest

Lovely day here today … got a bit chilly on way home ..

Some people will wank with a wind change let alone a picture

As much as I love you Fred I'm not going that far. I can arrange for a nice Thai lady to come in and perform that service, the only problem I forsee is that you may have to wank hers at the same time

I have just spent 30 minutes trying to delete my Facebook account.........what a rigmarole to have to go through. managed it in the end... And I had a 20 mile ride on the scoot it has been reasonably mild here.

Six30 ?

Ah Utopia!

1930 Bentley....

Been working on my firewood store again today and almost killed myself doing something stupid on a ladder. The wife is home with a broken wrist from her holiday in Croatia a few weeks ago and now my wrist is fucked as well probably be ok tomorrow. And i got my stupidity on camera what a twat

on a mx5... call yourself a mechanic ..you seen this shit @Clive

its to much toy for you ...

He might only have one leg but he has two hands.

Your side stand has come off the Indian.

I have been following these guys and Project Binky for years, and they are finally back after a long break. But this latest dash project has me questioning their sanity. Very very clever blokes but I'm struggling to understand why. Tis entertaining to geeks nonetheless.

"let's pretend you were all powerful and had the power to mold the world at will" There'd be 8.2 billion bucks running around.

Glad you will be alright Fred. Silly old fuckers like us don't bounce well.

'74 TZ 500....1st year w/ Monoshock I think....

Yes i lost count of how many times i called myself a dumbfuck today

You proficiently work on heights and electricity during the week, but somehow manage to be a danger to yourself around the house?

So you are dating a young girl and a teenage boy? Have you been getting inspiration from @Six30?

I hear that that Indian 🏍 mechanics are the best. Mexicans?.......not so much.

@Tango has been arrested for wearing Lycra all the time ..he's locked up in some French hell hole of a prison... @busabeast has also been arrested , he fucked up Mrs Entwhistles blue rinse... and left Mrs Harvey , the vicars wife under the dryer for to long and gave her 40% burns to the forehead... he would of got away both times but the MX5 wouldn't start...

Perhaps I should have typed Bucksters

We should have an adult toy section for this shite.

Looks like a perfect day. Nice post!

Beautiful day to go out, nicely done!

You silly man , it was educational. There was nothing pornographic about .........

Nice photos @Saul , what a glorious day to out riding .

It has a turbo and four wheel drive, of course the ends justify the means, besides if they weren’t doing this they would be elsewhere eating peoples pet labradors.

The pertinent question now @Sir Fallsalot is WHO is going to give you a wank ?

Sweet '52 BowTie PU....

Definitely sounds like you have gone full peado.

You should've let Karen do it.

You've got the right username. Glad you survived....

she would be far to sore for dildo action after

here he is right on cue... officer pedro enters the scene..

I watched that, bit grim. I remember watching it back in the 1980's when it first came out and it frightened the shit out of a teenage me.

@busabeast & @Tango Speculation is required, has Busa fallen into the back of a bin wagon, or just flounced because Phil said Suzuki riders are gay and he now drives a hairdressers car? Has Tango been arrested and put in Spanish jail for carrying on Pete's tradition of getting bummed by midgets?