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Nobody can give him a straight answer, poor guy!

Just worked out my finances … I can now retire and live carefree for the rest of my life … if I die no later than Monday

People often ask me how to know for sure if an image was created by artificial intelligence. So I marked in the attached photo (in the red circles) some clues that make me suspect that it's a fabricated photo, although it's not possible to say with absolute certainty in this case.

Supermoto Heaven....

It is with great sadness that I have to mention the loss of a number of local businesses as a result of Rachel Reeves' recent budget announcement. A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. The local Horoligist has also called time, the strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain. The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn’t take it any more and topped himself.

Car collected. Still couldn't find any prob with the rear seat alarms but won't charge us for the diag. Just bloody try. I can't imagine it's an easy fault to sort if honest. Oh we did get sent a vid of them walking around the car telling us how much tread was left on the tyres.

Rude.

Taking Mandis Toyota CHR for a recall this morn. Turns out these are some of the range of Toyota and Lexus that are very easy to steal. Their fix is fitting a tracker. At the September service we mentioned the front speakers rattling in the dash, I had to sort that as they couldn't see a prob. Fuckin buzzing used to drive us mad. Also mentioned was the rear seat belt alarms would go off thinking there was someone on the middle seat we there was nothing. So we plugged in the seat belt to shut it up. Picked up a friend yesterday on the way to work and all the rear lights and alarms went off. Will mention this again as it's supposed to have the warranty extended a year after each service carried out by them. I think I'll start looking after it myself if they try and wiggle out of it again.

SteelHead Falls OR....

I thought France or some Italian island, but the houses are wrong for those countries. Turns out it's Tenby, Wales.

and to the Acid tab he took

We've got a spammer/scammer/bot among us. This "guy" has been asking this question since 01/07/2021...

Once that Yamaha clicks the next gear....he's Gone...

I say a similar thing in Portuguese, even when he's just striking his pose. I'm growing to like watching little bits of his videos, gets me in such a pure feeling of dislike for someone.

I know, I see him as a red trousered wanker but he is an entertaining fuckwit nonetheless. When he was doing squats and press up at the beginning of the vid, I was saying out loud "You fucking Twat"

I guess him fiddling around filming with the ignition on and off didn't help. He is a nob but I have to watch to see what new Nobby things he gets up to.

Supercharged Slant 6....

I had to go to the other side of the city for a training day, I’m not sitting in traffic when I can make it a thirty minute ride on the bike.

Got rid of the Bambi sticker at least.

could be all's well that ends well

He should get her to sit on the bike then, instead of saying "this is how I look on it" The TWAT

The way he finds joy in his neighbour saying his wife looks very nice but the Harley is something else? That's not something a person with average levels of twatness would say.

Hey @Buckster, it´s basically like having a car on two wheels!

Thank you! I’ll save that for tomorrow. I’ll start accumulating hatred now, though, to unleash towards the twat when I watch it.

I know !

Shit this makes me laugh. Not thinking of an electric bike or car are you @Six30

If you ever get to Brugge you must find Bar De Garr. Not easy to find but worth the effort. They only serve half pints for a vert good reason, stunning bear brewed on the premise. I hope to go back one day

Looks just like my old lm-f but no fairing.

I'd like to do Belgium as well someday. Just for the beers....

No it wouldn't - you'd be fine. It's not as hard as it looks. A few beers at night and you'd be good to go again the next day. I could also do a ride that doesn't leave Colorado - much less distance to cover, etc. But hotel prices in this State are very high for substandard rooms. Nice rooms are like $400 a night. It'd be nicer to get out to Utah and cheaper / better rooms with great riding.

My wife's company has 3 hotels in Anchorage, so I've gone there with her a few times. While she works, I just drive/ ride around looking at stuff. It's pretty barren outside of the bigger towns and the scenery isn't much different from my home area. Don't have a great desire to ride all the way there though. The insects in the summer are just unreal - huge turn off for me.

This is my commute to work this morning, thank goodness I am on leave this week. Someone else's problem

In the words of Oats..."I am going outside, I may be gone sometime"

Riding that far in one trip would frazzle our brains

Only have two scheduled so far. Hope add some more as the riding season gets closer. One; a route I've don e many times including Reno, California coast into Oregon and back home through Salt Lake City. Always fun. Two; the West Virginia down to Tennessee, Deal's Gap and back home via Oklahoma route. Have done this a few times before as well and it's always fun. Any of you wankers wanna come over and join us? It'd be fun to have a foreigner along to laugh at. And you'll get a fully guided tour of the USA for the low, low price of free. West coast ride is about 3,000 miles / 7 days and the eastern portion would be about 5,000 miles / 10 days. Could do longer as far as days goes if required.

A tire like this oughta get you some street cred....NO chicken strips to be found...