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With no members talking about being unable to wank in the bathroom while his girlfriend is rejecting him in the bedroom, I don't know how this forum will survive.

Sofias puppies ay, would prob keep a few of us amused.

I'm ok, very sad for him and for how he went. Miss him terribly when arriving home or sitting down for dinner. I'm only getting another one in a distant future. Having said that I do spend a lot of time with Sofia's puppies, and they treat me like I'm their human, so there are dogs in my life.

Brother just returned from Japan. Brought dog poop shaped lucky cookies ...

It’s just him and the plastic vagina now

So far 9 Sparrows.. 3 Pigeons... a police helicopter ..an air ambulance and 36 Boeing 777's have all been issued speeding tickets

Suzuki was doing pretty shit so they hired him to train the next generation superbike riders.

If you were to have a bike meant for mostly cruise control style of riding, covering some distance on motorways and what you brits call A roads, and felt like having proper comfort, would you be tempted for a cruiser? I sort of feel like test riding a Harley sort of thing with a fairing. Rode a BMW 1600B once, on loan for a day, and found it amazing on the motorway. Don't want to have that as it's too delicate mechanically, but ... what you go for? I tend to not be too impressed by Indian, they always look naff when I look at them in real life. Asking for a friend.

A certain person has flounced and asked for all their content to be removed, five days of retirement induced a total functional meltdown, there was plenty of inane drivel that you lot didn't see being sent by pm to the mods and admin. By the way if any of you say disrespectful things about said person he will find you and look at you sternly.

Harley, only if there was nothing else available, at all.

Pan European ... ugly heavy bikes , my dad had one ..he loved it .. the twat

the twat will keep lookin on here... marcel.... your father is a hampster and your mother smells of Elderberries...

Not my style of riding but if it were I would probably go for a Super Tenere, you then have the option of gravel as well

Having the ability and actually wanting to are two totally different things. Also drunk Ebay is a dangerous place.

Never really had my attention other than one I spotted at the Brighton run several years ago. Very low, just gloss black and chrome, owner said it was crippling to ride.

Guttered coz I beat you to it?

Fuck off you aint that much younger than me, I've seen the pictures. I mean 10 to 15 years old not 50 years old. I had one of those never again (1977 T140 Silver Jubilee). POS.

Not my place to offer advice. From my point of view I have had dogs all my life and have never been more than a couple of weeks without one. Having a new dog does take away some of the pain of losing an older one. Not as a replacement or a way of forgetting just keeps your mind busy and stops you focusing on the empty silence. Of course everyone finds their own way through but I couldn't imagine life without a dog as part of the family.

i have been wanting to ask how you are... after the loss of your little pal, felt a bit awkward to bring it up to be honest... any thoughts on getting another in the future ?

Beef stew, with carrots and mushrooms. I quite liked it.

I'm thinking of buying a new Tenere as mine has a lot of miles on it. But for what Pedro describes, I'd buy a Japanese cruiser of some sort.

I had one for lunch today, the filling is very moist .

Neither of us took it that way, though. some weird things in Japan

"....inhaled a pasty crumb and choked on it" - We've all been there, brother.

Yes his Franglish would give him away, that and lustful pictures of his causines.

Any other member could maybe re-register and pass as someone else, after they realized they threw a tantrum over bragging with having an imaginary girlfriend. However, in this case the writing style ...

While we're on the subject of flouncers , where's that other dude ? The one who favours driving into ditches ?

That wouldn’t last @zzzak a week.

Right !! who wants a name change as we haven't got a Moose Molester anymore .........

He'll be back , hopefully making more sense to all of us next time around .

Bought with good intentions and enthusiasm…, and then .. no fuck that can’t be arsed , know that feeling

stable isn't even in his dictionary

Waiting for the scrap man. Then putting up my new storage for my bike gear and mechanical tools.

Years go by in minutes inside his brain when he’s home alone.

Clive would be welcome to it but getting it to him would be the issue. Plus it needs everything. I looked into getting some parts from the Czech Republic, not viable cost wise. Also even if you restored it to like new it would still be a terrible bike.

Black horse finance … owner not paying for it probably and took off him

I would... i got past history.

It’s dangerous sober for me

1977 CZ125. I bought it 20 years ago intending to restore it, got to the point that I just don't fucking want to. Practically worth less in good nick, let alone rusty and fucked. Cleaning out my old bike shed to repair it and store my Hornet and CBF out of the weather. The Hornet is currently sitting in my wood working shed.

Heartburn heading my way

Apparently his truck has a mobile network.

Nothing a rattle can couldn’t sort

Looks more like a pussy.

Sofia made mince pies. Turns out there’s no mince meat in them, da hell?

"Bob Defiant" keeps raising it's ugly head....

From the DuQuin Mile back in '85....