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Planning next Summer's ride - that's what happens when you sit alone in you house for months one end in the Winter. So far, here's what I've come up with - 21 days and 9,300 miles. Who's in? Anyone?

I pay less that that for the Glide. (just shut the fuck up, every single one of you)

Out on the piss with an old friend from back in the day, it could get messy.

Why am I not surprised .Typical Gammon , all the culture of a wet fart

Rode an NC750X for 400 or 500 km the other day. Nice and capable bike, I like the integrated trunk Looked at Harleys today And also rode @Sofia’s speed triple for a little bit today. It’s way better than the NC so she wanted to change back Random Tenere picture, proper Tenere too And drove @Sofia‘s Barchetta for 300km today, too

Valentines night .... im guessing its a fella then ?

Fitted a lambda probe to a focus today as the heater circuit had gone. Now getting codes saying that new sensor is reading slow. F7 engine in and running, very rough though. There's no clamp on the carb as it's a push fit arrangement but the rubber stub has gone hard over its sitting years causing a sloppy fit. It's also spitting back through the carb making me doubt the disc valve timing. It was far from good condition when I put the engine back together and I refitted the same as it came apart so not sure it was in the right place. The exhaust seems pretty clogged too so we'll try cleaning that out first. I bet the caustic soda available today isn't as good as the flesh eating shit of yesterday.

How is it only now i have discovered this little arrow that takes you straight to the quoted post. god knows how much of my life i have wasted scrolling back through the threads

Injunctions ?

just broke down ... dead battery .... fella stopped and i asked if he had any jump leads.... he gave me a load of phone numbers in Cardiff .

good idea.... be able to get a bag of chips with the money ... might even be enough for a pickled onion , or is that pushing it a bit ?

Not sure that it would make it to Birmingham

Ride it till the 13th March then just park it in the centre of Birmingham for the afternoon and claim for its value once it’s nicked 15 mins after you park it.

Yes, you are stuck with us.

suns actually made an appearance today... fucking freezing though .

whats it gone up to £12.99 ?

'68 Bonneville bobber....

The infamous Bengt Aberg...

Oval piston'd NR 750...

@Six30 sent him a dick pic.

Stinker ..........

That looks epic.

I clean mine off with Honda Polish after each ride for the exterior and wash the liner about once a year, That and a new helmet every three to four years. Doesn't smell too bad as far as I know.

if your definition of culture is that ... then no Bobby ... i freely admit i have none and do not wish to have none...

Well the postman has been.

Was hoping for pie & chip's..

Is that top inlet cam a tooth out or is it the angle the photo's taken from.

At the Colston Hall , sorry The Beacon . Going to watch Sir Antonio Pappano conducting the London Symphony Orchestra

Been out teaching my eldest daughter to drive then took the Hornet up to Damerells for a run. Fecking cold on the way home when the sun went in. I do like the colour of the Guerilla Playa Black, reminds me of a DT175 from back in the day. Nice Nine T.

Wonder what the congregation's reaction would be if @Buckster showed up for Sunday service on his new 'Crosser?...

The exterior of the helmet receives a regular clean with Mr. Sheen i removed the lining of my helmet a couple of times in the summer and stick it in the washer, but it starts to whiff a bit very quickly after washing, the helmet is years old, maybe time for a replacement.

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left with the hope that she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed over to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family returned to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. “So ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?” “It’s pretty nice,” she replied. “Except they won’t let me fart.”

Eli Tomac...On It!!

I didn't even mention iPhone.

You spelt shitter wrong.

Might be my phone doesn't have the same options as yours its not the new fangled rattly lens one

It's because the internet knows Android is better.

Scoot insurance!.....Bennets have doubled the price from last year!..........Bastards!..