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Got the electronic Bat Signal to meet with the Distinguished Senior Gentleman of Fowey (Combined age 250) for a ride out Down West at 10:30 am. Given that I had just finished a night shift I figured why not? Didn’t want to miss out, youm a long time dead. We headed out through St Austell down the A390 to Truro. Then down to Falmouth and along the South Coast to Helston, Marazion, Long Rock and Penzance. Bleddy stunning weather but chilly. Not that it bothered me behind the CBF’s touring screen. Told the others I was actually a bit stuffy and two warm behind the screen, which they were delighted to hear in their cool looking but cold leathers . Just before we got to St Just we stopped at Boscawen Ur Stone Circle for a bit of Paganism but collectively decided it was to fucking cold to dance around the stones naked. Also with our years of experience we all pissed with the constant wind rather than against it, luckily just after we saw a hunt. Again after some discussion we decided not to lick the stones, every though one was solid quartz, as they were probably contaminated with Pagan DNA. We headed on down past Lands End airport to St Just in Penwith for a pasty dinner, met the local village idiot who wanted to sell us a Big Issue. I said ok only to hear he didn’t have any. . Fucking numpty shuffled off after that, don’t think he had a scenario worked out for that turn of events. Resident Idiot, parents were obviously two closely related With a healthy dose of heartburn we then St Just left for Godrevy onto St Ives, Hayle, the Towans finally stopping at Pentreath for a posh coffee. During which we discussed how many vertically challenged gentleman we saw riding Wank Panzers today. The Gamma ripped nicely up Pentreath hill with the Greeeves bogging behind in a plume of blue smoke. We were also a little derisory about a chap on his 24 plate Harley who went past with AC/DC blasting out of his radio for everyone’s enjoyment. Coffee and second piss done we headed home via the quick route back up the A30. Well I say quick we did have to ancient rattle machines with us who riders openly admit the vision blurs over 70 mph. Of course none of that non sense on the CBF. Left the A30 at Innis Downs then Lanivet, Lanhydrock, Fowey Cross and home in time for the rugby. Which I managed to sleep through. Good day and 130 miles with laughs, coffee and heartburn. Hoping for a summer of this

What actually happened was the square was full so we waited for a space then all jumped in. Whilst eating the square cleared leaving our bikes like that. I would love to claim that we were good boys but it just happened that way.

Greater Manchester Police have reported finding a man's body in the River Irwell at Old Trafford. The dead man's name will not be released until his family have identified the body. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a Harley Davidson T-shirt he also had a large cucumber inserted in his rectum. The police have removed the Harley Davidson T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think... The Police do care...

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls' getaway trip, shopping, casinos, massages, and facials. Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night... Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said ‘Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over... On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want. So here I am."

Triumph?

Bloody nice bike in general, gearbox is an acquired taste but once you get into the rhythm of it, it's functional if a little agricultural. I wouldn't let it put me off, just part of the bike you've got to tune into. Sounds lovely with lots of torque. It's plenty quick enough 90 BHP I think, although my Hornets 90 horses seem a lot angrier than his Guzzi ones. Martyn the chap who owns it also has a Road Glide and BMW R100 but the Guzzi is his go to bike. Martyn obviously likes the clunk. He is from the Jap Crap School of thought. I just told him he is a masochist and should let himself enjoy the good things in life

If that’s not socially considerate parking I don’t know nothing!

Great mix of bikes and you had the sun. Now get some sleep.

Got a good view of that moon at work Friday night. My clinician’s response was, “great the fucking howling nutters will be on the triage lists tonight”. She wasn’t having the best of nights. .

Man, do I miss those days....

Custer state park SD....

This might interest @Six30....Hicky took 4th @ Daytona....on a 765...

Recent Red Moon viewing as from Weather-Watchers in ID....

Just been and had the bikes out and run up. Tracer started first touch of the button, TDM needed help from the battery charger and he dominator, are the nx650. Took a bit of winding before it burst into life, then piss petrol out through the overflow again. I also noticed a leaking fork seal which pissed me right off as the stations were re-chromed and assembled with new seals and oil. Gonna try the seal saver if I can find it before taking a big hammer to that basted carb. I used some anger energy to have a good sweep/clear up too.

'66 ProStreet Chevelle....

GPZ 1136cc...

What are your thoughts on the Guzzi, @Saul?

Early Zed ...1371cc Zook power'd....