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Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland.' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am..!' The first one says, 'So am I..! And where about in Ireland are ya from..?' The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.' The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin..?' The other woman says, 'A lovely little area. It was in the west end. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town.' The first one says, 'Faith, and it's a small world. So did I..! So did I..! And what school did ya go to..?' The other woman answers, 'Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course.' The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I..! Tell me, what year did you graduate..?' The other woman answers, 'Well, now, let's see. I graduated in 1964.' The first woman exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us..! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight..! Can you believe it..? I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self..!' About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, 'It's going to be a long night tonight.' Michael asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian..?' Brian answers, 'The Murphy twins are fucking drunk again.

Looking good Skip. Be interested to hear how you get on with it. Imagine Pete’s reaction, would have kept us all entertained.

Been up in one of those things, once........... there won't be a 2nd time..........

The 1st full size motorcycle that I ever rode....my Dad's daily steed...same year & model, only his was red...

@Six30 has his crayons primed and ready ..............

Both fugly

Yet here we are.

What a twat... i could of bought this yesterday ,someone listed it on ebay,,for £7300 19 plate done 4,000 miles, couldn't ride it no more due to health reasons... messaged him said i could have it for 7k... cheap at that... i messaged him again ..as you do.. offered him 6700 in the mean time BSB bike shop must of hit buy it now ,,,, listed on there site today for £8500 today l

yes.. got to try ... you earn your profit how you buy it.

helmet wearing a helmet

We won't be needing photos of that ............

Only times i went in them it was the Army made me..never again..the lads did the strip at night when they went to the US of A with the Mum..At bloody night with an Ex Vietnam Vet: Noooooooooo! Nuts to that..Tony said you could smell the hemp in the cabin...

Ren remembers thinking the Wright brothers were a pair of upstarts.

I have slightly expired fixed wing licence, again 18 years now...boy time flies...see what i did with that one... Me also..never been able to under stand any body who knows the theory of flight EVER stepping into a teledaptor as the little one calls them.. Sh1t: it was before my first Big C Op...1999.. 26 bloody years..we is getting old Ren.

I actually did use my CPL (H) for a few years when I was on contract for a communications project in the Middle East but it was an addition to my main role.

Cool - I have slightly expired commercial fixed wing multi engine licence. Always regretted not making a career out of it. Tried rotary but concluded it was some kind of witchcraft.

I have a spare standard for my CBF and a spare for Shadows CB125F. None for the Hornet yet but I am watching ebay for one at the right price. So I do like a spare seat.

Who doesn't?

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls' getaway trip, shopping, casinos, massages, and facials. Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down and tells her she isn't going. Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do? Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the bar drinking a glass of wine. "Wow, how long have you been here, and how did you talk your husband into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since last night... Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said ‘Guess who'?" I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit. He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose petals all over... On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do whatever you want. So here I am."

Greater Manchester Police have reported finding a man's body in the River Irwell at Old Trafford. The dead man's name will not be released until his family have identified the body. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and a Harley Davidson T-shirt he also had a large cucumber inserted in his rectum. The police have removed the Harley Davidson T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment. In spite of what we sometimes think... The Police do care...