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Oh dear, he won't be at all happy. His step son is an Arsenal supporter, so he'll be ripping the piss good and proper!

If they lost my mate who was here last weekend will have a right moody on!

Sorry @Slowlycatchymonkey , but I think I've discovered why the delivery of your new bike took so long!

@Marcel take note!

Happy birthday to Mr Slowly. It's not Mother's day today is it? I'm hoping not, as I've not organised getting a card and flowers sent to my mum!

Had an exciting day yesterday. Had the appointment with the anaesthetist, but typically he was running late. So Mandy had to phone the cardiologist to say that we were late. They rearranged my appointment to after lunch, so we popped to the supermarket to get some stuff for dinners and had some lunch there. Got to the cardiologist nice and early, but typically he was running late, so Mandy had to phone our GP to say that we were running late. They asked how late we were going to be, we said probably about 10 mins, so they said not to worry and just come along anyway, so we did. It all worked out in the end, but we both definitely needed a beer yesterday evening!

Why do people announce that they've given up drinking alcohol like it's something to be proud of?

First time out on my ebike for a couple of weeks! Needed it and we covered some interesting tracks. One of the climbs was a bit of a slog and some of the rocky and loose stuff took some concentration!

You'd be glad of it if you'd had bloods taken for testing.

Actually, this could explain a lot!

Yeah, because that makes perfect sense!

One of the systems that I used to put together when I was working.

Ah, OK, I'd forgotten about that. But it could be that all the others have personal security with them when they're out in public? Or maybe nutjobs don't like the beatles music?

Harrison died of cancer.

Someone has been overdoing the Buckfast tonic wine!

The question is: what do the people who "faked" all these photos have to gain from doing so? That's a huge investment in terms of time and money, so there must be a huge potential gain from it, no? Or did they do it as a hugely elaborate joke? I patiently await the explanation.

I get this sometimes, but it's more of a viral thing with me. The travel sickness pills are just to help with the symptoms. Hopefully Mrs Bob gets sorted soon mate.

How's your missus doing @boboneleg ?